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If It Walks Like A Bribe And Talks Like A Bribe…

The Washington Post reported on a provision in the health reform bill that would give the state of Louisiana – whose Senator, Mary Landrieu, is indecisive on health reform – $300 million.

This is called a big ol’ fat bribe, but Dems will call it something else semantically-correct and full of rainbows, kittens, and sunshine, I’m sure.

What I’d like to know is if we’re in so much debt and Obama and Reid and Pelosi and all the other stooges think this legislation is so “deficit NEUTRAL,” then how is it so darn easy to just throw $300 million at someone for a single vote? And if you’re having to shell out this much just to get ONE STUPID VOTE, then maybe your plan kind of sucks monkey poo. I don’t know about you guys, but $300 million is SORT of a lot of money. In fact, I myself wouldn’t mind seeing some of that $300 million back in my own paycheck. Sort of like a Christmas bonus, if you will…

Watch as CNN’s John King makes Sen. Sherrod Brown and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen squirm at first, only to regain their obviously fake composure and dance around the notion that Obamacare is all about buying votes and doing what it takes to “HELP” people (even though more than half of us don’t want this damn thing).

I could just be hormonal, but their arrogance makes me want to punch both of them in the face.

Today’s Oxymoron: Journalistic Integrity

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Looking for journalistic integrity at the Washington Post may be about as fruitful as searching for unicorns.

Recently, the Post offered lobbyists and association executives an “off-the-record, non-confrontational” chunk of access to Obama’s administration, members of Congress, and of course, the Post’s reporters/editors. And, you could do this for the low, low bargain price of 25K to 250K, of course.

They even sent a nifty little flier out around town that had this cutesy little call to action on it:

“Underwriting Opportunity : An evening with the right people can alter the debate. Underwrite and participate in this intimate and exclusive Washington Post Salon, an off-the-record dinner and discussion at the home of CEO and Publisher Katharine Weymouth … Bring your organization’s CEO or executive director literally to the table. Interact with key Obama Administration and Congressional leaders…

Spirited? Yes. Confrontational? No. The relaxed setting in the home of Katharine Weymouth assures it. What is guaranteed is a collegial evening, with Obama Administration officials, Congress members, business leaders, advocacy leaders and other select minds typically on the guest list of 20 or less. …

Offered at $25,000 per sponsor, per Salon. Maximum of two sponsors per Salon. Underwriters’ CEO or Executive Director participates in the discussion. Underwriters appreciatively acknowledged in printed invitations and at the dinner. Annual series sponsorship of 11 Salons offered at $250,000 … Hosts and Discussion Leaders … Health-care reporting and editorial staff members of The Washington Post … An exclusive opportunity to participate in the health-care reform debate among the select few who will actually get it done.”

Katherine Weymouth is the publisher and CEO of the post. And, when the crap hit the fan about this event, she said she was “shocked and dismayed” that her marketing department was selling spots for something like this. At her home, no less.

And, just as a side note here, the Post lost over $19 million last quarter.

Um, desperate much?

Of course, Ms. Weymouth’s denial just adds fuel to the fire. Is she denying it because she really had no idea that she was hosting a party at her house for a bunch of lobbyists and Obama drones? Or is she denying it because she was caught? The phrases “journalistic integrity” and “moral bankruptcy” and “breathtaking arrogance” come up in Roger Kimball’s blog entry that discusses this joke of an event. And, I’d say that all of these phrases are quite apropos.

Way to add to the stereotype of the absolute joke that is the mainstream media, Washington Post. Bravo.

The Botox Has Indeed Taken Over Pelosi’s Brainular Area

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I hope you’re sitting down for this one.  It seems that Nancy Pelosi did know more about the whole “enhanced interrogation techniques” thing than she previously disclosed. At least this is what an anonymous intelligence memo is stating.

New intelligence documentation leaked to the Washington Post show that Pelosi WAS briefed on the techniques.  She says no.  The documents say yes.  And the plot thickens…

We really shouldn’t jump to too many conclusions, though, or point any real fingers at this point.  I mean, the amount of Botox in her cranial region is enough to halt the emotional expression of a third-world country. 

But I will say that Mock was totally psychic on April 23rd, apparently, when she foresaw the seeping of the Botox into Pelosi’s already Botox-flooded brain.  Great psychic work, Mock.  Brilliant.

BIG NEWS

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ATTENTION AMERICANS.  PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GETTING GRAY HAIRS.  I REPEAT.  GRAY HAIRS.

I’m not kidding, you guys.  The New York Times AND The Washington Post both have dedicated entire articles to this matter, obviously one of great importance in these trying times.

Both have direct quotes from Obama’s personal hairdresser.  One has a quote from a woman who co-authored a photo book about Obama’s campaign.  “I started noticing it toward the end of the campaign and leading up to inauguration,” says Deborah Willis.

Really?  This is news now?

Between Obama’s gray and Michelle’s bare arms, I think we can safely say we’re all sufficiently aware of what’s going on in fashion at the White House.  

I guess we can relax now.