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Report From Flight 253

It pains me a little, I’ll admit, to link to the Huffpo, but in this instance I need to. Y’all have to read this account of one of the passengers aboard Flight 253.

It gives me the heebies that some dude was video taping this whole thing, and now he’s pretty much vanished. This is the 2nd of two such accounts I’ve read which indicate that someone was capturing this entire incident on film. Creeeepy.

I hope that the customs agent in this account who said, “All I know is that he’ll never see the light of day” is right. But unfortunately, I suspect Abdulmutallab is more likely to get off on some Eric Holderiffic technicality or something. Or maybe he’ll be sentenced to life with surly puppies.

That’ll show ‘im.

Allow Me To Introduce You To One Of Our Fellow Americans

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BEHOLD: Yousef Al-Khattab (born Joseph Cohen).  This assclown is hailing Nidal Hasan as a hero for slaying the soldiers at Fort Hood.    

Yousef lives in New York and works as a bicyle cabbie.  He got a nice laugh out of the Daniel Pearl beheading and spends his spare time on the internet calling for the murder of Jews.  He also runs RevolutionMuslim.com, and says that the soldiers killed at Fort Hood deserved their fates. 

Yousef was born a Jew, but converted to Islam in 2004.  And, he enjoys reminding everyone that his hateful speech is protected by the First Amendment.  He is also a perfect example of why I am a fan of racial profiling.  I’d like to think that our intelligence agencies have their eyes and ears all over this jerk, but wouldn’t be surprised if the ACLU and liberal Democrats decide it’s too invasive to monitor him too closely. 

This is the kind of person who isn’t content to just SPEAK hatred.  He won’t rest, because his radical beliefs prevent him from doing so, until he ACTS on his hatred. 

But, you know, it’s far more important to develop hate crime legislation for gay people and attach it to defense spending bills than it is to deal with THIS kind of hate.  Priorities, people.  Priorities.

Plus, we’ve always got Obama’s preferred line of defense for terror:

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Who Needs A Strong Defense?

According to this, Iranian President Ahmadenijad remains batcrap crazy.

He recently told an audience at Tehran University anti-Israel rally that “The pretext (Holocaust) for the creation of the Zionist regime (Israel) is false … It is a lie based on an unprovable and mythical claim. Confronting the Zionist regime is a national and religious duty.”

Seriously, how certifiably insane are you if you don’t believe the Holocaust happened? 

Anyway, his comments have caused international condemnation, particularly because Ahmadenijerk also warned other nations against “tying their fates” to Israel, since it “won’t last long.”  

Britain responded by saying that the remarks were ”abhorrent as well as ignorant,” and that the “outburst is not worthy of the leader of Iran.”

Hillary Clinton said, “There will be accompanying costs for Iran’s continued defiance: more isolation and economic pressure.”   Russia however, ruled out any oil sanctions against Iran.

Here’s the thing.  The UN Security Council, with their obvious power and influence (snort) has demanded since 2006 that Iran suspend any uranium enrichment programs.  You can see how well that’s gone over. 

But we’re cool, because Obama has a new line of defense that should work even better than surly puppies:

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So, you know, we have that.

ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: Obama May Have To Start Looking For Alternatives To Surly Puppies

If you’re new here, you may not know that we’ve often stated that Obama’s answer to our national defense is surly puppies. Well, I’m afraid he might need to look at Plan B, as it’s clear from this video sent to me by a clever and competent reader, that surly puppies are no longer his friend.

LOVE.

I Want To Be Friends With Sherriff Joe

 Just fyi – if you have an appreciation for the laws of our country and do your part to help enforce them, you miiiiight have the Department of Justice after you for violating the civil rights of the criminals.  Yeah.

According to this,  that’s exactly what’s happening to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office in Arizona, because a bunch of  congressional Democrats and liberal wackjobs (no offense to non-wackjob liberals) are worried about hurting the feelings of illegal immigrants.  The Department of Justice sent the MCSO a letter, informing them that they will be investigated for ”alleged pattersn or practices of discriminatory police practices and unconstitutional searches and seizures, and on allegations of national origin discrimination, including failure to provide meaningful access to services for limited English proficient (LEP) individuals.”

Just so you are fully aware of where to direct your ire, the congressmen calling for the investigation include John Conyers, Jerrold Nadler, Zoe Lofgren, and Robert Scott.  They are joined by National Day Laborer Organizer Network and ACORN (you know – because they’re KNOWN for following the rules) who launched petition drives and rallies in support of this investigation.

Some background:  Sherriff Joe Arpaio and a bunch of his reporting officers were trained through the Dept of Homeland Security’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Agreements of Cooperation in Communities to Enhance Safety and Security (ACCESS), which is a huge long name for an entity which helps tie federal and local law enforcement folks together to protect against illegal immigration.  

Now, because Sherriff Joe is awesome, he said the following:  “I will not back down. What I am doing is upholding the laws of the state of Arizona, and I will not be persuaded to turn my back on my oath of office as sheriff of this county.”  Let’s be clear here.  Sherriff Joe is now being investigated by our government, for engaging in the very behaviors that he was trained to engage in by our government.   Now let’s talk results.  This is from a 2008 press release from the MCSO (the bolding is mine):

While the Sheriff’s illegal immigration and human smuggling operations conducted on the streets and roadways here have netted nearly 2,300 arrests, another very successful effort to locate illegal aliens has been quietly happening inside Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s jails.  Despite the growing criticism of the Sheriff’s illegal immigration fight by some valley politicians and activists, Sheriff Arpaio says 60 detention officers trained by ICE officials have conducted over 106,000 interviews and investigations of inmates booked into jail since April of 2007.

In those 18 months, 16,000 inmates were determined to be illegal aliens. Either they have already been deported or will be deported after being tried and/or serving their sentences for crimes committed in the valley. The work being done be Arpaio’s detention staff is a likely contributor to the recent reduction in crime in the valley.

That number of 16,000 represents a full one-third (1/3) of all inmates in the United States who have had holds placed on them after being identified by jail or prison officials as illegal aliens.”

The same press release indicates that a full 20% of inmates in the county jail are illegal aliens and that OF that 20%, nearly 3/4 of them were arrested for felony crimes. 

But what about the “rights” of those illegal aliens, the congressmen wail?  What about their feeeeelings, cries ACORN?  Not content to just have an investigation into the MCSO, the same congressmen have also now asked that there be an investigation into the actual training provided by the Dept of Homeland Security.  Can you even STAND IT???

Meanwhile, Obama’s choice for a top intelligence post has dropped out (are you noticing a pattern here?).  I hereby nominate Sherriff Joe to fill the spot, seeing as how he’s obviously more interested in stopping bad guys than anyone else is at the moment.  Perhaps those ridiculous congressmen would prefer the border be controlled by some surly puppies:

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By the way, if you would like to personally help control illegal immigration, Daisy found an article on a great way you can!  Check this out.