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Hey – Did You Guys Know That Snow White Is Offensive?

Yeah. According to the politically-incorrect police, it is.

Kirkland’s Robert Frost Elementary school is set to perform “Snow White in the Black Forest,” but they’ve cut some parts out.

The cut-out parts include a hand gesture to indicate craziness, calling someone senile, and changing the name Dimwitty, and a tune about tall people. Because, you know, kids these days are really weak and stupid – as are parents – and they can’t handle stuff like this anymore.

STUFF LIKE SNOW FREAKIN’ WHITE.

“I call it the wuss-ification of our children,” said one parent John Stubs. He thinks the district over-reacted. “I think our kids really need to learn how to deal with things in life. If somebody teases them, it’s part of growing up. You have to learn how to deal with that.”

Wuss-ification, indeed. I totally agree with this Dad. Next thing you know, they’ll be giving out 7th place trophies to kids. Oh wait – they already DO that these days.

Welcome to the over-victmization of America, everyone. Unfreakinbelievable.