Because conservatism needs a makeover
Jon Hamm played Scott Brown on SNL last night, and it was kinda hilarious.
Brown’s reaction? “Thank goodness I like a good laugh,” he told National Review Online. “That was pretty funny. I wish I could host SNL some day. I’ve been watching it since I was young. Jon Hamm is great. He doesn’t really sound like me, but it was very funny.”
Having your head completely up your assular area must be really comfortable, warm and cozy.
GAWD.
This clip is from KO’s show last night, spewing a bunch of absolute delusional, defensive, knee-jerk nonsense. Because, in his crumbling and freaking-out-beyond-recognition mind at this point, the fact that Scott Brown won this election has nothing to do with policy, you guys. It has EVERYTHING to do with race, of course.
Because of COURSE it does.
Liberal playbook page one. It doesn’t get any more predictable than this.
I realize I’m nobody with respect to being able to officially call an election, but with 65% of the vote in at the time I’m writing this, I feel safe in saying that Scott Brown kicked the crap out of Martha Coakley tonight.
It’s a beautiful day, COTR readers. We, the American People With Actual Brains, are finally being heard.
GO BROWN!!!
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This video of Keith Olbermann throwing a tantrum and acting like a bratty little girl over Scott Brown’s growing popularity TOTALLY gave me the glees. I mean, he’s just so bitter and angry, that I wouldn’t have been at all surprised if he’d have closed out his segment by crying and threatening to take all of his toys home.
Poor Keith.
I think he’s mostly jealous about the nude photo spread.
You know you’re desperate when you start having people in your party act like someone else and make phony phone calls to voters.
Gateway Pundit reported on a story this morning about the Massachusetts Citizens For Life group - specifically a post on their blog that is telling people to beware of these phony phone calls.
This group of posers is apparently calling people in Massachusetts, saying that they DON’T support Scott Brown because of health care. But the REAL group is actually supporting Brown because of his stance on healthcare, and they say this on their blog:
These deceitful calls are coming from 202-461-3441, a Washington, DC number. The phone company says this is a company called SOOH. Pro-lifers are not the only victims of this scam. Our MCFL sleuths have found that this same number is calling people across the state claiming to be different groups with different messages – all anti-Brown!
Holy DESPERATE.
Way to run an honest race, people. Classy.
I love this video. And, I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow.
My vote is for liberty over tyranny…and as for underestimating the American people? Very, very stupid…
Ok – now I’m starting to think that they just WANT Martha Coakley to lose. Because you can’t have this many missteps on accident, can you? I mean, is this REALLY how stupid they are?
According to this, the Massachusetts Democratic party swiped the branding of UPS to mail out pamphlets attacking Hot Scott Brown. BEHOLD:
This is apparently the extent of the Massachusetts Democratic Party’s creativity.
And here’s the best part. UPS is pissed. As well they should be. They demanded yesterday that the party immediately stop distributing the mailers. As of yesterday evening, they’d received no response, and no one at the Democratic HQ in Mass had responded to the Boston Herald’s inquiries.
And according to this, the Brown campaign isn’t going to take this lying down either. They are filing a criminal complaint against the Massachusetts Democratic Party.
Meanwhile, Brown leads Coakley 58-42 in absentee ballots, with one out of every five Democrats voting for Hot Scott.
This is shaping up to be the most hilarious election ever.
According to this, Bill Clinton went to Massachusetts to try and breathe some life into Martha Coakley’s campaign before Obama shows up and either helps or totally extinguishes any chance she had at all to win. The jury’s still out.
Anyway, Bill had an audience of around 1500 folks, and used his speaking time to give the Tea Party movement even more momentum than they already had. Only he didn’t do that on purpose.
He said, “There is a mass national effort to discourage progressive independents from voting and to discourage disappointed liberals from voting.”
Say whaaa? Could someone please explain to me what in the holy hell that even means? What effort has there been to discourage ANYONE from voting? Have you guys seen any “Hey – don’t vote!” ads on TV? I don’t get that at all. He went on, “I came here to tell the people of Massachusetts this: This country’s revolution was born in Massachusetts. The Revolutionary War was first won here. The war was over here years before it was finally finished. It started with the Boston Tea Party, and the right wing Republicans have appropriated that on the premise the tea party was against government. What they were against was abuse of power.”
See, that’s not exactly right, Bill. The Tea Party folks are for LIMITED GOVERNMENT INTRUSION into the lives of Americans. We’re not against government altogether. But you’re spot on about the whole “against abuse of power” thing. We’re definitely all about that, which is precisely why Hot Scott Brown is gaining popularity. He’s trying to block a vote that is a TOTAL abuse of power.
Wow. I really gave Bill too much credit for being savvy enough to figure that out on his own.
And the hits just keep on coming.
According to this, Martha Coakley’s husband is a retired Cambridge, MA police officer, and apparently, she likes to talk about that.
But now the union of Cambridge Police Patrol Officers, to which Martha’s husband belongs, has endorsed Hot Scott Brown. And they’ve sent out a clear message which basically tells Martha to quit assuming she’s got their support, because by a vote of 11-2, she clearly doesn’t.
The text from this endorsement, in part, is below:
Members of our Association have inquired and requested that we endorse Scott Brown in the upcoming election against Martha Coakley. Ms. Coakley along with some of her campaign workers have talked publicly about how her husband is a retired Cambridge Police Officer, giving appearances that she is being endorsed by the Cambridge Police. This may be an innocent insinuation but most do take this as our giving her our support and endorsement. Yesterday, the CPPOA Executive Board voted to endorse State Senator Scott Brown in the upcoming election for US Senate. In an 11 to 2 vote, the Executive Board voted overwhelmingly in favor of the endorsement.
Poor Martha. I suppose perhaps that’s just karma payback for claiming that you didn’t see this Weekly Standard reporter being knocked over by one of your wackjob thugs:
In this brilliant audio clip from Martha “Holy crap, Scott Brown may actually beat me” Coakley, she talks about healthcare – more specifically, abortion. In a radio interview last Thursday, she spewed that Catholics – if they have ethical dilemmas with abortion – probably shouldn’t be working in an emergency room.
The transcript:
Ken Pittman: Right, if you are a Catholic, and believe what the Pope teaches that any form of birth control is a sin. ah you don’t want to do that.
Martha Coakley: No we have a separation of church and state Ken, lets be clear.
Ken Pittman: In the emergency room you still have your religious freedom.
Martha Coakley: (……uh, eh…um..) The law says that people are allowed to have that. You can have religious freedom but you probably shouldn’t work in the emergency room.
Because Catholics are obviously better suited for jobs that don’t require ethical choices and responsibilities – you know, like perhaps becoming a Senator or something.
Way to alienate well over a third of the Massachusetts population in about 3 seconds, Martha. Bravo.
…the President HIMSELF is heading to Massachusetts to campaign for the increasingly pitiful Martha Coakley. I’m sorry, but that’s PATHETIC.
At this point, regardless of the outcome of this special election, Republicans have won in many ways. The bluest of blue states is showing Hot Scott Brown leading in the polls ahead of Coakley. If that doesn’t tell you which way the wind is blowing, then you are REALLY in denial about what the majority of Americans want. This is a center-right country, people. It just is. No amount of liberal whining is going to change it. In fact, liberal whining is probably one of the REASONS for it.
“If Scott Brown wins, it’ll kill the health bill,” Barney Frank said. To that I say, “NO SH&T, you moron. Have you seen the polls? AMERICANS DON’T WANT THIS HEALTH BILL. That is why people with Actual Brains, even in Massachusetts, are rallying behind Brown.”
Naturally, the Democrats will do anything in their power to delay swearing Brown in, if he in fact does win. And they’ll do anything in their power to get a vote on the healthcare bill before Brown is sworn in. Because that is how they roll.
So worst case scenario, Brown loses in one of the closest elections ever. But everyone’ll know that the tide has turned, and that come November, it’ll be a whole new ballgame.
BRING IT.
I can’t get over all this healthcare stuff. It’s become an absolute sitcom. Let’s review.
1. The President is a Democrat.
2. The Senate Democrats hold a supermajority.
3. The House Democrats hold a majority.
And yet, Democrats are so useless they cannot come up with a healthcare bill that they can all agree is worth passing, AND they won’t admit that it’s because they’re not incorporating VERY SIMPLE Republican ideas. For example, why NOT allow the sale of health insurance policies across state lines? Can anyone answer me that? What are the reasons NOT to do that?
So now, Republicans just get to sit back and watch the sitcom. They all know they’re not going to vote for this garbage, so there’s nothing to do but just watch the entire Democratic administration implode. And despite the fact that Chris Dodd says that healthcare legislation is “hanging on by a thread” and Charlie Rangel says there are “serious problems” with this bill, there is no one they can blame but their Democratic counterparts. I mean, Republicans are powerless here. Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), says that the Senate is “holding a gun” to the head of Congress. It’s absolutely comical.
And if by some total miracle, Scott Brown actually becomes the next Senator from the very state which was home to Ted Kennedy, whose name the Democrats invoke from time to time when they reference the passage of their healthcare legislation, it will be the Best. Punchline. EVER. I’m trying not to get my hopes up TOO much for a Brown victory, but remain optimistic.
Take that, Martha.
This video of Scott Brown from his debate last night is getting a lot of play, and with good reason.
Watch our next Senator in action, folks.
Here’s the ad. And, right around the 28-second mark, you’ll see the Coakley-approved, intellectually-liberal-elite spelling of her dear state.
Hey kids. Here’s a tip for you. Spelling still counts. And if you plan on running for office someday, you may want to make sure you know how to spell the name of the state in which you’re running.
Scott Brown has nearly made 500k already today, you guys. THAT is how much people are determined to see him be the official end of the Democratic supermajority. You can help too! Just click here to donate!
And remember, we’re talking about a guy who looks like this: HELLO!!
You should donate just so we all see more of him on TV. 
I love the up-and-coming, new blood stories that are starting to surface for the 2010 elections. One election that may prove pivotal is Massachusetts. If Scott Brown is elected to represent Massachusetts in the U.S. Senate, he “would be the 41st vote against Obamacare.”
And, of course, he’d look hot while doing so.
Just thought I’d throw a reminder out there that it’s time for new Sheriffs in town. I have a feeling that 2010 is going to shape up to be a banner year.
