Because conservatism needs a makeover
A B-plus. That’s almost an A, the last time I checked when I was grading papers. I’m just sayin.
He believes this good grade is a result of “progress on economic and international fronts,” as well as “the best possible plan for Afghanistan.”
Remember when mediocrity wasn’t rewarded with a good grade and a Nobel Peace Prize? Yeah. Me neither.
According to this brazen proclamation, the recession is over, you guys. Yeah. I was kind of shocked, too. I mean, unemployment is still at at an all-time high, and this comment comes just “days after the House passed a major financial overhaul bill despite GOP objections that it would add to the deficit and hurt businesses.”
And add in health care and cap and tax and raising the national debt ceiling, and oila! The recession is over, people. Kaput. Recovery is here. Fiscal happiness and security is restored. Can’t you FEEEEEL it?
By God, Larry can:
Gawd.
A clever and competent reader sent this to me today. I think everyone’s felt it at one time or another this year – the need to punch the recession’s nose into its brain.
Enjoy.
