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You Know What I Think Is Kind Of Hilarious?

The lovefest for Obama that we’ve witnessed over the past year. Behold a nice little recap of that lovefest here:

And now? A little over a year later? ABC’s Jake Tapper is asking why in the heck Obama can’t “man up” and make tough, presidential-type decisions.

You know, I’m not exactly sure about this, but I think, in his own little way, Mr. Tapper just questioned whether or not the President has Actual Testicles. Yep.

Wow….what a difference a year, an inflamed ego, absolutely zero experience whatsoever, broken promises galore and a raging deficit can make, huh?

So, Back To That Chris Matthews Thing…

Hey – did you white people out there know that this year has been traumatic because Obama is President? Yeah. It’s been traumatic, but that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that the man is half black.

Um….who gives a rat’s ass?

Wait….that’s right….apparently liberals do. As seen (once again) discussed on Behar.

I’d just like to point out, for the record, that if someone told me I was a good dancer, I’d actually take that as a compliment – and not anywhere near offensive. But that’s just me, I guess.

And, yes. We’re still talking about this crap.

GAWD.

Tonight Should Be Fun

I’ll try very hard to watch the SOTU address tonight, while Mr. Daisy chooses to excuse himself from the room to avoid watching me roll my eyes non-stop.

I’m just wondering if his speech writer actually sat down and thought about the chicks like me who WILL be sitting at home, rolling their eyes, at our Narcissist Commander-In-Chief. I won’t hold my breath, especially as this speech was recorded only a few days ago.

Someone cue the Carly Simon music now, please…

Good For Thee. Not For Me.

Once again, another video surfaces that shows how Obama was so quick to point fingers and give advice back in “the day” when he was Senator for five minutes. When Bush’s approval rating dropped, he advised the President to “save face” and “step back.” And he also mentions something about how the “American people have voted…”

I guess you should only listen to Americans when they’re not freaky right-wing nutjob teabaggers. And, you know, when you’re not the crowned Messiah.

As for taking his own advice? I won’t hold my breath.

For Your Saturday Enjoyment: A Boob In A Suit And Hideous Footwear

Here’s Rachel Maddow on David Letterman. I don’t know if you want to actually sit through the whole thing, as it’s kind of excruciating to watch, but here are some of the highlights spewed by the great Maddow herself:

  • We right wingers are crazy.
  • Obama has “put together the most legislatively accomplished first year of any president in a generation.
  • We still have an economy.”
  • The stimulus works. Even conservatives are starting to admit it.

Of course, all of the above made me scratch my head. As did her choice of footwear for the show, which is plain-out, freakin’ hideous.

The most accurate statement of the segment? Why, it was Letterman himself who said, “I’m just a boob in a suit.

Why yes….yes, you are, Dave.

Obamamessiah’s Doing Badly In The Polls? Must Be Those Stupid Polls…

You know those Rasmussen polls that we reference here a lot? You know, the ones that are unbiased, data-driven polls showing how someone like The President of the United States is doing in the eyes of the American people?

Yeah, well, the Democrats have now taken their “compassionate” anger and directed it toward Mr. Rasmussen himself. You see, they don’t like Rasmussen because the numbers aren’t in their favor. It’s as simple as that, but they’re dancing around that simplicity to attempt to paint the polls as somehow flawed.

They don’t like the data, for one, but they also don’t like the way “the firm frames questions in its automated polls, which are the staple of its work.” It’s kind of like that Birkenstock-wearing, no-armpit-shaving, man-hating liberal professor at my southern undergraduate university that used to tell me that SATs were biased toward white males. You know, based on those English questions and math problems. Enlightening.

Rasmussen is defending himself by saying that “his numbers are trending Republican simply because he is screening for only those voters most likely to head to the polls — a pool of respondents, he argues, that just so happens to bend more conservative this election cycle.” Polling all adults — a method used by Gallup, another polling firm that conducts a daily tracking poll of Obama — Rasmussen acknowledged, is “always going to yield a better result for Democrats.”

Rasmussen is quick to point out the accuracy of his surveys — noting how close his firm was to predicting the final outcome in this fall’s New Jersey governor’s race. (Rasmussen’s final survey in the race showed Republican Chris Christie edging out Gov. Jon Corzine 46 percent to 43 percent. Christie beat Corzine 48 percent to 45 percent on Election Day.) And he argues that he was among the first pollsters to show Obama narrowing the gap with Hillary Clinton in the 2008 Democratic presidential primary.

But if you don’t like the message, well, you know the old saying…

I suppose 2010 and 2012 will show the reality. When a nice chunk of these Democrats who have IGNORED their constituents are booted out of office, I wonder who they’ll blame then?

Oh that’s right! I forgot for a second. They’ll blame BUSH, of course…

Bo’s Visit To Copenhagen: Anger, Drama, Then More Unnecessary Bowing.

Bo went over to Copenhagen and got all pissy in his speech, apparently, talking about life hanging in the balance and whatnot. He’s scary, you know. Just ask all of the people in other countries around the world who hate us and want us to die slow and painful deaths. They’re all shaking in their boots from the fuzzy, surly puppies he’s been hurling at them for the past year.

Here’s the dramatic exit of his speech. With more bowing. Because of COURSE there’s more bowing.

You know, maybe he’s not really pissed off at the global warming thing as much as he’s pissed off about the fact that, when compared to the approval ratings for modern elected presidents in their first year in office, his standing is the worst. Yeah. That could be it.

Ouch.

According to today’s Rasmussen Presidential Tracking poll, Bo’s not as popular with the lemmings as he once was this time last year. You can’t dispute the data. And I’m just here to mock it and be snarky, so see for yourself:

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25% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-one percent (41%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -16. That’s the lowest Approval Index rating yet recorded for this President.

Translation: Hopey-changey-flowers-and-butterfly-kisses can only get you so far. Eventually, the poppies mysteriously morph into monkey poo. Take a whiff, everyone…take a whiff.

Obama To America: Private Sector? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Private Sector!

A clever and competent reader sent this to me today. I thought it was more than interesting.

The American reported that:
J.P. Morgan recently issued research that examines the prior private sector experience of the cabinet officials since 1900 that one might expect a president to turn to in seeking advice about helping the economy. It includes secretaries of State, Commerce, Treasury, Agriculture, Interior, Labor, Transportation, Energy, and Housing & Urban Development, and excludes Postmaster General, Navy, War, Health, Education & Welfare, Veterans Affairs, and Homeland Security—432 cabinet members in all.”

I think the chart does a nice job of painting the picture for us all:

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So, hey all you job seekers out there! If you have absolutely no real experience whatsoever in your chosen industry, Obama’s got a job for you. I assume he’s taking applications right now – you can send them to Pennsylvania Avenue. Hell, he may not even require an application.

STILL No Decision On Afghanistan, But Bo’s Not Passing Up A Great Photo Op

He’s kicked that proverbial can down the road some more. You remember, the one about actually borrowing some cajones and making a decision about troops in Afghanistan (when he was tasked with doing so back in August….yeeeah). Meanwhile, he’s really busy trying to get some much-needed photo ops. You know – since he’s been underexposed and not completely self-absorbed for the last year and all:

Aaaaand, again. Stay classy, Bo.

Ten Soldiers Killed In Afghanistan

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Ten American troops were killed this weekend in Afghanistan. Ten.

According to this article, the “attacks also came at a crucial juncture in the eight-year-old war, with President Obama soon to decide whether to accept a request by General Stanley McChrystal, the commander of the 100,000-strong US and Nato force in Afghanistan, for 40,000 extra troops, or to scale back the counter-insurgency operation and focus narrowly on crushing al-Qaeda.”

He’s going to SOON decide, you guys. You know, SOON. Even though he was first given the task to decide in August and all.

But you know what should make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy? Bo and Michelle celebrated their 17th weddding anniversary in style this weekend. You can read all about their hot date here. I think it includes how many bites Michelle took of her dinner and how many times Bo got up to pee.

Maybe I should send the families of those troops killed in Afghanistan this weekend this article. I bet it would make them feel better that he’s been sitting on such an important decision for over a month now…

Nah….why bother? I mean, it’s just so much more FUN to live in ignorance and read about how gorgeous Michelle’s black dress was. It was stunning, wasn’t it?

Pawlenty Preps For Presidential Position…

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Tim Pawlenty, the Governor of Minnesota, has “been quietly assembling the blueprint of a presidential campaign even as he has stayed under the radar of D.C.’s political community.”

As we all bask in the failure of the current administration, conservatives are asking the question, “who will run in 2012?” Mock and I have our favorite – that would be Mitch Daniels (Governor of our great state of Indiana), but I’m not convinced that he’ll be persuaded to run. Daniels, after all, is an anomaly in politics – he’s so incredibly REAL and normal. He uses that neat cornerstone of conservatism called common sense. But so far, Mitch has been elusive on the presidential thing. Even though he’d be perfect for the job.

We’re not giving up on our man Mitch just yet, FYI…

In the meantime, there are others cropping up. This week – it’s Pawlenty, who’s drawing attention for his newly-drawn blueprint for a campaign. I don’t know much about Pawlenty. I’ve seen him in a few segments on T.V. and in the news every once in a while, but as for pros and cons, I’ll have to do more research.

That’s why I loved this article this morning that spells out some of the weaknesses and strengths for a Pawlenty bid in the White House.

I’ll let you read the article in its entirety for the weaknesses, but here are some of his strengths:

“He’s right on the “conservative” issues that do matter to people outside the base – especially in a season where independents are getting serious buyer’s remorse over the neosocialist baggage that came with all the Hope and Change (TM).”

“Pawlenty is, in theory, the kind of “conservative” who should be able to reach out successfully to independents. For all the Minnesota left’s incessant whining, he’s not a dogmatic conservative. He’s focused less on conservative dogma, and more on results in his six years.”

“Pawlenty has formidable stage presence. He’s much more polished onstage than Sarah Palin – but can fairly be said to match her folksy bonhomie; he plays the “Son of a meat-packer” card with consistency but grace. As important, he exudes the same sense of gravitas and competency that Romney does – he has paid his dues with interest – without sounding like a CEO in the process.”

And those are just a few…

So, a Pawlenty ticket? From what I’m seeing so far, I could get on board – more so if he chose Mitch as his V.P. :-)

The Hardest Working Person In Washington: Obama’s Teleprompter

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After this week, TOTUS is going to need a much-needed nap. First, it was on location at a school so our fearless leader could impart crucial, Presidential-only wisdom such as “wash your hands.” Gripping.

And, tomorrow, it’ll be a whole other ball of wax for TOTUS. It’s time for healthcare reality, and I’m not yet convinced that it can deliver. Obama’s speechwriter – Jon Favreau (wait – is that the chubby dude from Rudy or Vince Vaughn’s sidekick in Swingers?) – has more than likely crafted a rhetorical masterpiece of flowers and kittens and sunshine. But the reality part? Well, I guess we’ll find out tomorrow.

In the meantime, though, I’m reminding our clever and competent readers to get the “real” inside scoop from the teleprompter himself – yep, TOTUS’ blog. I love this site almost as much as liberals love flowers and kittens and sunshine.

Obama’s ABCs…Always Be Closing…

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In the midst of today’s “egg” on our conservative faces from the Obama student speech – deemed by the glorious MSM, of course (even though the dang thing went through several drafts and iterations), we are faced with yet another speech tomorrow night. Another one. I know. GAWD.

This one, I assume, will be much like that dude trying to sell me a really crappy car at a used car lot. It’s the “go in for the kill” speech.

Of course, for Obama, everything in his Presidency has required a crisis. This is no different, apparently. Stephen Wayne, a professor of government at Georgetown University in Washington said, “You do need a crisis to generate movement in Congress and to help build a consensus.”

But according to Rahmalamadingdong Rahm Emanuel, “We’re not there yet, and this speech is intended to finish the job.”

Ah yes. The salesmen’s mantra – Always Be Closing…

Now, with the spendiddlydimulus, Bo used the whole “unless we do X right now, and X is pretty painful and pretty expensive, there is a serious danger in the next few weeks that the entire financial system will come crashing down” crisis speech. But, as we can see, the stimulus isn’t really working all that well. Go figure.

With healthcare, I wonder what it will be. Swine flu pandemic, perhaps? According to former Congressman and House Majority Leader Dick Armey, “In September or October there will be a hyped up outbreak of the swine flu which they’ll say is as bad as the bubonic plague to scare the bed-wetters to vote for healthcare reform. That is the only way they can push something on to the American people that the American people don’t want.”

Except for the minority of Americans (and illegal immigrants) who don’t have insurance, there is no freakin’ crisis here. Around eighty-five percent of us kind of like our healthcare. Do we think there could be some reform to the existing system? Perhaps. But a crisis situation? Not so much, Mr. President. Anything that’s used as one will, in my opinion, be a lame and desperate attempt at saving his own ego at this point.

It’ll be interesting to see what rabbit is pulled out of the hat tomorrow night, in addition to what individual tear-jerking stories will be exploited. Again.

When it all comes down to the wire, I personally just want the freakin’ TRUTH already. I want him to cut out all the B.S. and say what his intentions really are. Quit blowing a bunch of rhetorical sunshine up America’s butt. I want to know EXACTLY how he plans to pay for this overhaul. SPECIFICALLY. And, I don’t think this is too much to ask, seeing as how I’m one of the people flipping the bill…

Even Britney Spears Knows That Obama’s Fiscal Strategy Is Crap

Wow. A little scary, actually…

VP? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ VP!

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When a new President and Vice President are elected, pictures of the old Pres and VP are replaced by the new sheriffs in town in 8600 federal facilities – usually around January 20th.

But according to this article, that’s not the case right now – over 6 months into the Great One’s reign. Apparently, only OBAMA’s picture has replaced Bush and Cheney’s, making people scratch their heads and wonder, um, where in the heck is Biden? He is the VP, right? (That was a rhetorical question, you know.)

The official word is that they’re still “waiting” on the Biden picture, and until it’s ready, Obama’s mug is the only one to represent both the President AND Vice President.

They’re still waiting. Riiiiight. And, there was no pork in the spendiddlydimulus.

Introducing CAGE MATCH: This Week’s Contenders…

I’m thrilled to introduce this little nifty segment on COTR we’d like to aptly title, “Cage Match.” If there’s one thing Mock and I have learned in our short months as political bloggers, there are inevitably at least two people on just about a weekly basis in the political arena that are desperately in need of being put in a cage to just duke it out. Who is it this week, you ask? Well, it would be Keith Olbermann and U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, the dude who has refused to be deployed to Afghanistan, based on the notion that President Obama is “not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of the U.S. Armed Forces.”

What’s interesting about this story – and I’ll leave the judgment up to you, clever and competent readers – is that his deployment has been cancelled. The story is still developing, but for now, I just don’t understand why the birth certificate hasn’t been shoved in his face and why he’s not on a plane to Afghanistan already. Instead, the latest news is that he’s NOT been deployed. Whaaa?

Here’s Olbermann spewing arrogant crap out of his gaping piehole about the Major. Of course, you have to fast-forward to around minute 2:13 to avoid all the other people Olbermann hates this week (he’s a well-coiffed, hate-filled dude, as you know):

I especially like it when he references himself and the prospect of going off to the Vietnam War, then he counters Cook’s comments by calling him an “embarrassment,” a “jackass,” and says he “has no guts.” Now, I’m sure that Mr. Major didn’t get his title by sitting around and eating bon bons while enjoying weekly pedicures. And, I’m sure that Olbermann’s Burberry cage-match outfit would be a hoot to see.

So, these two totally call for a cage match, don’t you think? A nice little caged ring, no weapons, and just a 15-minute stretch of hand-to-hand combat. Don King can promote it, it’ll end up on Pay-Per-View, and the money generated from it could fund some more of Pelosi’s pet projects to save mice and find out why pigs’ crap smells.

Brilliant.

Disney Adds Creepy Obama Animatronic Dude To Hall of Presidents Attraction

About three years ago, I went to Disney World with my family and sat through the Hall of Presidents show.  It had a little more significance to me than it did when I was a kid, but on the flip side, it also seems less real as an adult. 

Seeing as how I was just there a few years ago, the memory of it is not that far removed. So, when I saw that they recently made a Presidential update to the attraction, I had to see what Disney’s version of an animatronic Obama looked like.

My first reaction is that he looks downright creepy. And, more importantly, where in the heck is his teleprompter? It’s as if he’s missing a crucial limb…

Jon Voight May Be As Rare As Sasquatch

How refreshing is it to see an actual Hollywood celebrity (Angelina Jolie’s Dad, no less) that’s a Republican? There are a few of them, I’ve heard, but for the most part, finding a conservative celebrity is like spotting Sasquatch. So, it was kind of nice to see Mr. Voight boldly speak out against what he believes is a President that’s pretty much full of monkey crap. I love the total political incorrectness, and the fact that he doesn’t give a rat’s patootey whether or not he’s pleased the masses in Hollywood.

I mean, let’s all face it, the guy’s probably never going to get work again after the celebrity Scientology machine sees this, so you got to give him a round of applause for his giant cajones, regardless of whether or not you’ve digested the Kool-Aid.

Military Votes? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Military Votes!

dont_forget_to_vote_magnet1Counting those pesky military people’s votes?  Why on earth would we give a crap about that, right?  I mean, they’re just overseas working their asses off while we enjoy our warm, cozy homes back here in the States. No biggie.  

According to this article, a report is coming out today about how “one out of every four ballots requested by military personnel and other Americans living overseas for the 2008 election may have gone uncounted.

“….of 441,000 absentee ballots requested by eligible voters living abroad – mainly active-duty and reserve troops – more than 98,000 were “lost” ballots that were mailed out but never received by election officials. Taking into account 13,500 ballots that were rejected for such reasons as a missing signature or failure to notarize, one-quarter of those requesting a ballot were disenfranchised.”

And, apparently, 11,000 ballots were returned as undeliverable.

California alone lost 30,000 of 103,000 ballots mailed.  Another 3,000 were returned and 4,000 were “rejected.” 

<INSERT BLATANT SARCASM HERE>

I don’t know about you guys, but that sure makes me feel better about the notion of more government control on  things like healthcare and whatnot, seeing as how they’re so good at doing things like, well, mailing pieces of paper successfully.

Oh, and it’s nice to know that the election results were accurate, too…