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Hey – Did You Guys Know That Snow White Is Offensive?

Published by Daisy on February 7, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 3 Comments Tags: , , .

Yeah. According to the politically-incorrect police, it is.

Kirkland’s Robert Frost Elementary school is set to perform “Snow White in the Black Forest,” but they’ve cut some parts out.

The cut-out parts include a hand gesture to indicate craziness, calling someone senile, and changing the name Dimwitty, and a tune about tall people. Because, you know, kids these days are really weak and stupid – as are parents – and they can’t handle stuff like this anymore.

STUFF LIKE SNOW FREAKIN’ WHITE.

“I call it the wuss-ification of our children,” said one parent John Stubs. He thinks the district over-reacted. “I think our kids really need to learn how to deal with things in life. If somebody teases them, it’s part of growing up. You have to learn how to deal with that.”

Wuss-ification, indeed. I totally agree with this Dad. Next thing you know, they’ll be giving out 7th place trophies to kids. Oh wait – they already DO that these days.

Welcome to the over-victmization of America, everyone. Unfreakinbelievable.

Politically Incorrect Songification

Published by Mockarena on November 27, 2009 in You Know What I Love?. 6 Comments Tags: , , , .

A clever and competent reader sent this to me, and I kind of loved it. It’s got a good beat, and you can dance to it. Plus, it’s bound to piss off people who are dumb enough to be offended by hearing “Merry Christmas” – so really, it’s a win all the way around.

Aaaand, Once Again – Here’s To Political Correctness, Everyone.

Published by Daisy on November 10, 2009 in General Political Mockery. 11 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , .

This video (audio, really) makes me want to vomit. It’s BBC’s Gavin Lee interviewing a guy named ‘Duane’ at the Islamic Community of Greater Killeen the day after the killings at Fort Hood. Let me just emphasize again that this is in KILLEEN, TEXAS (that’s in the United States of America, in case you didn’t know) – talking about how basically the soldiers who died deserved it. You know, because they were going to be deployed to kill Muslims and all.

Here’s the ‘transcript’:

Duane : I’m not going to condemn him for what he did. I don’t know why he did it. I will not, absolutely not, condemn him for what he had done though. If he had done it for selfish reasons I still will not condemn him. He’s my brother in the end. I will never condemn him.

Gavin Lee : There might be a lot of people shocked to hear you say that.

Duane: Well, that’s the way it is. I don’t speak for the community here but me personally I will not condemn him.

Gavin Lee : What are your thoughts towards those that were victims in this?

Duane : They were, in the end, they were troops who were going to Afghanistan and Iraq to kill Muslims. I honestly have no pity for them. It’s just like the majority of the people that will hear this, after five or six minutes they’ll be shocked, after that they’ll forget about them and go on their day.

But sure, all you politically-correct police on the left (and Janet Napolitano!) – we should really watch ourselves so we don’t hurt someone like Duane’s feelings.

The Perpetually-Offended And Victimized Politically Correct Police Strike Again

Published by Daisy on October 31, 2009 in General Political Mockery. 4 Comments Tags: , , , .

Does anyone remember when Halloween was all about watching those stupid thrasher movies and going to haunted houses and saying “BOO!” and you know – SCARY THINGS? Yeah. Not so much anymore, because that would be offensive, you guys.

Is nothing sacred?

According to this article, it seems that the only politically correct things to dress as for Halloween are things like angels and bunnies and soft, warm kittens – oh yeah – and “delicious food items.”

I’m sorry, but what in the holy hell? Delicious food items?

Guns, daggers and other toy weapons have long been excised from costumes at many school celebrations on Halloween. But in some classrooms across the country, the interpretation of what is too scary — or offensive, gross or saddening — is now also leading to an abundance of caution and some prohibitions.

Because people are SOOO in love these days with being offended victims, of course.

And then the article went on to say a bunch of crap to attempt to back up all the politically correct B.S., which I in turn tuned out because I think it’s all a bunch of horse crap.

At the rate this country is going with its extreme political-correctness slope, I’m assuming that by the time my unborn child is in elementary school, Halloween will no longer be celebrated. Along with Christmas – which has already taken a major beating – and Thanksgiving (you know how those animal activists are about turkey rights, folks) and Labor Day (with the Dems in office and unemployment and the deficit soaring, there’ll be no NEED to take a day off from work, as the majority of the country will more than likely already be unemployed).

GAWD.