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I Am Genuinely Frightened Of Ed Schultz

I’m not sure who the audience in this clip is, but I feel bad for them.

This guy is a certifiable lunatic. In the middle of the clip, when he whines about Obama giving an interview to Bret Baier of Fox News instead of him, you almost get the sense that he’s going to send Obama a voodoo doll with stick pins in it or something – that’s how unhinged he sounds.

It slays me that this is someone MSNBC gives a voice to. I mean, yeah, Glenn Beck is emotional and chalkboard-happy, but Ed Schultz is rabidly angry and irrational. I’ll take the weepy chalkboard guy any day of the week over that freakshow.

Yikes.

Charlie’s Charged.

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Charlie Rangel was charged with a bunch of ethics violations today, and was asked by a reporter if he feared losing his job. Hilarity ensued, once Charlie realized it wasn’t Fox News asking the question.

LOVE.

MSNBC Is RIDICULOUS

Seriously – how do they even SAY the crap that they say with a straight face?

So, you know how earlier today I told you about Rep. Bob Etheridge basically assaulting a kid with a video camera who asked him if he supported the Obama agenda. And then later today, Bob apologized. Well, AFTER that apology, the clowns on MSNBC suggested that perhaps the kid was a Republican plant of some sort, and that since his face is blurred out, SURELY there is something sinister about this whole thing. I mean, forget the fact that the kid was assaulted by a congressman. UNIMPORTANT, apparently.

I’m not making this up.

One of the folks at MSNBC played a clip of the video showing the assault, then read Bob’s apology to the audience, and then talked about how the video first appeared at biggovernment.com and how James O’Keefe pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, which has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS WHATSOEVER.

Another MSNBC clown said to viewers, “...in spite of the fact of what we see on camera and his apology, there are Democrats, right Luke, who frankly say they think that we need to look beyond what might seem obvious.” And that’s when Luke suggested that many Democrats believed it was all a set up. He then said, “We obviously don’t know if that’s true or not, but it’s quite interesting that we do not know who the folks that actually took this video are, this late in the process. You’d think they’d want some notoriety, especially if they are perpetuating this cause against the Obama agenda.” Say whaaaa? What CAUSE is someone perpetuating when they simply ask a congressman whether he fully supports Obama’s agenda, exactly?

MSNBC – you’re pathetic. You’re really, truly pathetic.

You Know Who’s A Moron?

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer.

In this clip of journalistic brilliance, she basically spews a bunch of crap about how SORRY she is that the Times Square terrorist is a Pakistani-American Muslim. I mean, it’d be SOOOO much better for the left if he had been a white dude. At least then we could call him raaaaaacist and crazy and stuff.

Because, as she so eloquently spews out of her piehole, “there are a lot of people who want to use this terrorist intent to justify writing off people who believe in a certain way or come from certain countries or whose skin color is a certain way. I mean they use it as justification for really outdated bigotry.”

And she continued with even more brilliance when she verbally vomited, “…there was part of me was really hoping this would not be the case that here would be somebody who is not the defined. I mean he’s accused he’s arrested you know I don’t want to convict him before it’s time to do so.”

You’re right, Contessa. This whole wackjob-terrorist-who-wants-to-see-Americans-die-violent-deaths thing? Yeah. We just want to use it to be raaaaacist.

And this is the network that the Obama administration calls “real” news.

Can someone please stop this train to Looneyville? I’d really like to get off now.

My Favorite MSNBC Screen Capture Of All Time

Seriously – how awesome is that headline?

Clever and competent reader Orange Crush mentioned this in a comment on another post, and I thought it was worthy of extra attention.

My sister was discussing the whole immigration issue with a friend this morning, and was describing some comments she’d seen on Facebook by an uber-liberal acquaintance.  Specifically, this liberal person wrote, “In 1863 in the US, freed slaves had to carry documents proving they were free.  In 2010 Arizona, anyone who ‘looks like an illegal immigrant’ can be stopped and have their documents demanded of them.  Legalized racism once again.  Shameful.  Boycott Arizona!”

To which her friend replied, “That’s not even liberalism.  That’s ridiculism.”

I love that SO MUCH.  Ridiculism = The New Liberalism.

I Love This Tea Partier

Mainly because he’s getting in MSNBC’s face, daring them to air his racially-driven sign. He’s not a racist. And, I’m assuming that’s his good-looking wife or girlfriend standing next to him.

But you see, it didn’t end up on MSNBC. Instead, it ended up on this site and this one.

God, the mainstream media sucks monkey poo.

Sweet Sweet Irony….

A clever and competent reader alerted me to this wonderful little snippet from MSNBC. It’s a story about how FEMA (that would be a government agency, in case you didn’t know) is forcing people to buy flood insurance (and “trying to balance the budget by soaking the public”).

Actually, the clever and competent reader’s exact instruction for me was to “insert the word ‘Healthcare’ in every place where they say ‘Flood’ and you’ll laugh your ass off.”

You know what happens in this clip when people are forced to buy insurance? Those people aren’t very happy about it.

Can you BELIEVE that? People are mad that the government has FORCED them to buy insurance. Just watch as many of these people speak out against such an injustice. A total lack of respect for their American freedoms. You know.

Behold the sweet, sweet irony. Oh yeah – and prepare to brace yourselves for pissed off people all over the country when we’re forced to buy healthcare or go to jail.

Yay Obamacare!

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This Article Totally Gave Me The Glees

There is a fabulous article at American Thinker about Keith Olbermann.

You’ve probably all heard about how Fox News is the most trusted news source now, and how it’s absolutely slaughtering the other cable news shows in the ratings. I mean, that’s no surprise, really.  MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann allows blowhards like Janeane Garafalo onto his program and treats her as an authority of some sort. It’s no wonder that viewers are tuning out at warp speed.   Apparently, the National Review asked this week, “At what point does MSNBC pull the plug on its all-Left format?”

That’s a great question.  My guess is that, like Obama and his administration, MSNBC will simply ignore what’s happening before their very eyes, and continue on a path of destruction, regardless of whether that destruction is self-imposed.

According to the article, Olbermann’s audience is now a paltry 20% of Bill O’Reilly’s.  Ouch.  The article’s author speculates that Keith’s decline is due in part to his disdain for women.  He’s positively horrid to women with whom he disagrees.  He called Michelle Malkin a “big mashed up bag of meat with liptstick.”  He referred to Sarah Palin as a “moronic Bush in a skirt.” And apparently, Keith is totally sucktastic with women on a personal level too.  This was news to me.  Not that I expected otherwise, mind you, but I’ve never cared enough about Keith Olbermann to find out what his personal life was all about. It turns out, in addition to having well-publicized trouble with his own mother, Keith can’t manage to score a second date with anyone, except his most recent conquest, a 25 year old girl whose on-air job at NBC he arranged.  I’m sure she’s with him for his great personality, though (snort).

Keith is 51 and has never been married.  And whether or not that’s the reason, Keith is always furious.  Have you noticed that?  He’s in a constant state of rage. New Yorker magazines even titled a write-up about him “One Angry Man.”

I find his rage amusing.  Especially because instead of taking stock and trying to LEARN from his plummeting ratings, he and the rest of the rabid rage-filled “journalists” at MSNBC will more than likely continue to do exactly what they’re doing.

I guess it’s true that everyone likes to watch a good train wreck.

You Know What I Think Is Kind Of Hilarious?

The lovefest for Obama that we’ve witnessed over the past year. Behold a nice little recap of that lovefest here:

And now? A little over a year later? ABC’s Jake Tapper is asking why in the heck Obama can’t “man up” and make tough, presidential-type decisions.

You know, I’m not exactly sure about this, but I think, in his own little way, Mr. Tapper just questioned whether or not the President has Actual Testicles. Yep.

Wow….what a difference a year, an inflamed ego, absolutely zero experience whatsoever, broken promises galore and a raging deficit can make, huh?

Sen. Judd Gregg Puts The Smack Down On Two Snippy MSNBC Reporters

These chicks act like junior high girls who just got blown off by the quarterback. Wow.

Senator Judd Gregg is awesome in this, because he’s specific and pointed and clear, even while these women get all huffy at him.

LOVE.

Andrew Breitbart Is A Freaking BADASS, And I Officially Have A Crush On Him.

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He WIPES THE FLOOR with that pansy, David Schuster, in this MSNBC interview. You guys have to read the history behind this interview.

It’s amazing to me how liberals are jumping with glee over the O’Keefe arrest, and yet still to this DAY try to defend ACORN’s behavior in the bust which O’Keefe brought to the attention of the nation.

David Shuster is out of control. Just look at his tweets in the source link. GAWD.

Even More Implosive In-Fighting For Your Monday Morning Enjoyment…

Compliments of Brietbart.tv, here’s some more liberal in-fighting to make you feel all warm and fuzzy on a Monday morning.

It’s like watching more chimpanzees fling their crap at each other. Comic GOLD.

Hey Everyone! Here’s A Great Idea!

When you have a large piece of poo, in order to make the poo more appealing, you should clearly cut the piece of poo into smaller, more tolerable (and therefore, more appealing) pieces of poo.

Yeah. That should work, genius.

And, is this guy drunk? Just curious, because he sounds an awful lot like Peter Griffin after a long night at the Drunken Clam. Wow.

Obama Misses A Great Opportunity

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Here’s the thing, Barack. You can’t act all smug and say, “It’s not something I’m losing a lot of sleep over” AND imply that Fox News is nothing more than talk radio in the same interview. You can either say, “You know what? Who am I to determine who’s a legitimate news organization and who isn’t? The fact of the matter is, as the POTUS, I’m willing to sit down with anyone to debate and discuss the issues of importance to the American people,” OR you can perpetuate the nonsense being spewed by your staff. You can’t really have it both ways. Either it’s a big deal to you (and you’ll say things like “it’s operating as talk radio”) or it isn’t (and you’ll find your testicular fortitude and do a show with Chris Wallace).

I will give the MSNBC interviewer credit for not just giving him a pass with the whole, “The American people care a lot more about more pressing issues” BS. She forced him to answer, and I appreciate that. But he missed out on a great opportunity to put this war to rest and act, you know, PRESIDENTIAL for once.

You Know You Suck When Helen Thomas Tells You To Shut Your Yapper

Seriously, Bo. You’re a Democrat. And Helen Thomas – champion of the Democrat Presidents – is telling you to shut it already. Here’s a thought – your ego may want to take just a wee bit of a vacation at this point. If this permanent statue in the press room is telling you to back off of going after news media when you’re the PRESIDENT OF THE FREAKIN UNITED STATES and have maybe just two or three other things you should be doing, you may want to take heed. Way to instill confidence in the American people – half of which disagree with pretty much everything that already has come out of your gaping piehole.

And, can someone tell me what purpose this MSNBC blond chick has? I’m assuming she’s mute? Or just really, really overstimulated by the studio lights? I’d just like to point out that she’s getting a paycheck for that. Wow.

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