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Rachel McUglyShoes Is Mad Because Obama Actually Had Something NICE To Say About Bush (THE HORROR)

When I was a kid, I LOVED watching old reruns of the Three Stooges. Now? Not so much. Mainly because it reminds me of the folks in this video.

What irritated me most about it was when Olbermann actually restated a POSITIVE comment Obama had made about Bush – about how he was ALWAYS supportive of the troops and a huge supporter of the military and their families.

Rachel McUglyShoes, of course, does that sarcastic eye-roll guffaw thing she does, and looks as if she’s about to hold her breath and jump up and down because something positive – GOD FORBID – was said about Bush. Because, as we ALL know, in the end, EVERYTHING is Bush’s fault. Still. Yep. STILL.

Holy wackness.

The Most Hilarious Thing You’ll See All Week. Guaranteed.

If you’re in the mood for a nice chuckle with a side of cringe this morning, then watch this video of Alvin McAwkward Greene dancing to his own rap song. Well, trying to dance, anyway (Mock made me giggle this morning when she said that he apparently went to the same dancing school as Obama).

This video makes me think two things. One, Democrats are HILARIOUS. And two, I’m thinking about encouraging my youngest Great Dane to run for Congress. I honestly think he can win.

Liberals Are Awesome At Attempting To Rewrite History

You know how Obama and his crew spin just about every craptastic thing they’ve done in the past (almost) two years? Tonight, spinning the Iraq war as some sort of victory for HIM is inevitable. Because, as we all know, everything is all ABOUT HIM, right?

It’s that sort of attempt at spin – the rewriting of history, if you will, that fascinates me about the left. It’s as if someone pulled them aside in undergrad school and taught them some secret class on it. Just look at articles like this one and this one to give you the other side of the spin – that whole truth thing.

Hypocrisy is lovely, isn’t it?

Speaking of attempting to rewrite history, this article did a good job in irritating the crap out of me tonight. It’s about a new Ted Kennedy biography. Here’s a lovely quote about said biography:

Now, a year after Kennedy died, his lifelong biographer Burton Hersh, armed with fresh interviews with Kennedy’s mistress at the time, tells Whispers that the whole July 1969 episode should have been handled as a simple crash, leaving the senator’s legacy untainted. “It was a car accident,” he says. “Ted was a terrible driver. He never paid much attention to where he was going.”

Yep. He displayed a lot of confusion when he left Mary Jo in the car, passed several houses where he could’ve called to get help for her as she was fighting for her life upside down at the bottom of a waterway, but instead walkedback to the party and didn’t even think to report the freakin’ accident until the next day. You know, when other people sort of told him to and stuff.

In fact, a diver named John Farrarthat made this statement about Kopechne’s death in 1970:

It looked as if she were holding herself up to get a last breath of air. It was a consciously assumed position. … She didn’t drown. She died of suffocation in her own air void. It took her at least three or four hours to die. I could have had her out of that car twenty-five minutes after I got the call. But he [Ted Kennedy] didn’t call.

But yeah. That Ted was a stand-up guy, all right. It was just an accident. And you know, Mary Jo was just a girl. One that wasn’t a Kennedy, of course.

GAWD.

In the end, it all comes down to the spin, folks. Always a good thing to remember these days. Just sayin.

Nancy McBotox Wants To Investigate The “Opposition” To The Ground Zero Mosque

I swear, I can’t believe this crap. McChoppyHands Botox wants to investigate the people who are opposing the Ground Zero mosque. Never mind that only 20% of Americans think that this is a good idea. And never mind who’s funding the damn mosque. But you know….just like she and her cronies are going to sue sheriffs and states and stuff, they might as well go after the majority of American citizens who oppose this construction.

They might as well. BECAUSE THEY’RE COMPLETE MORONS.

If this doesn’t prove that these people are completely out of touch and also believe that they’re above the will and opinion of the American people (who EMPLOY them, by the way), then nothing will.

Wow.

Delusional, A Complete Sell-Out, Or Both? You Decide.

When I watched this video of the AFL-CIO President, Richard Trumka, talking about how there IS NO DEFICIT PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY and that it’s all just a big spin job by the Republicans, I had some self-talk. I said, “Self – this dude is off his freakin’ ROCKER and has no clue what planet he’s on.”

There is a deficit problem, you moron. It’s called DATA. You may want to look into it before shooting things out of your gaping piehole.

Behold the out-of-touch, supposed insanity:

Then, I read this, which talks about how the unions have basically been bought by McBotox’s bailout. And, I realize that maybe it’s not so much complete delusion as it is the fact that Pelosi McBotox has BOUGHT these dudes to “think” a certain way – the WRONG way, that is – at the tune of $26 Billion. And, you know what SHE gets for the low, low price of $26 Billion in taxpayer money? Those “public employee unions (get) to run ads against the GOP in the upcoming election on the taxpayers’ dime.”

Awesome, huh? To recap: MY HARD-EARNED MONEY can now be used to fund smear ads against the very candidates that I support.

Just a reminder, folks. GET INVOLVED. SPEAK OUT. VOTE. For crying out loud, if you do nothing else, get to your polls in November and get these thieves and liars OUT OF OFFICE.

This is not democracy. Period.

ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: This Is A Democratic County Supervisor In Milwaukee Who Opposes Arizona’s Immigration Law.

Wow.

See, if only Arizona actually BORDERED Mexico, like Texas, she’d be all for this law. But since Arizona is clearly far away from Mexico, well by golly Milwaukee should boycott all things related to Arizona.

I hope this goes completely viral and that Peggy West, Democratic County Supervisor, feels as stupid as she has just proven herself to be. And that she never lives it down. And that it haunts her till the end of her days. And that she is so haunted by it, in fact, that she’s compelled to put down the twinkies.

Stupidity like this – just a blatant ignorance combined with the arrogance to believe you know what you’re talking about – should be illegal. Forget the Arizona law. Let’s work on outlawing stupid.

UPDATE: Here’s Peggy’s email: peggy.west@milwcnty.com. I plan to write her to inform her that I hope her stupidity goes viral, and I will link her to this post. Feel free to to the same.

Oh, So THIS Is What Happened To All That Stimulus Money…

You know that new stimulus sales pitch Mock wrote about this morning? Well, the reason they’re asking for more money is because the first one failed. So, you know, Bo and McMensa are going to try to lie to you again to get even MORE of your money to squander on absolutely nothing.

Or give it to casinos that bring in a gazillion dollars a year. You know….whatever they feel like that particular day, I suppose.

With the help of Chris Dodd, that “let me help you spend YOUR hard-earned money, you stupid taxpayers” Democrat, the federal government has awarded $54 million to Connecticut’s politically well-connected Mohegan Indian tribe, which operates one of the highest grossing casinos in the U.S.

Wow. Way to stimulate the economy, Einsteins.

The tribe runs the sprawling Mohegan Sun casino, halfway between New York City and Boston, which earned more than $1.3 billion in gross revenues in 2009. Each tribe member receives a cut of the profits, a number a tribal official said was “less than $30,000″ per capita per year. The stimulus money is a loan from a U.S. Department of Agriculture rural development program that is meant to help communities of less than 20,000 people that have been “unable to obtain other credit at reasonable rates and terms and are unable to finance the proposed project from their own resources.”

I just thought I’d let you guys know how that first stimulus was spent. You know – the one that YOU PAID FOR AND WILL CONTINUE TO PAY FOR.

But you’re right, ass clowns. We need another stimulus.

And the hits just keep on comin’….

How On God’s Green Earth Can She Still Have A Job?

McBotox is at it again. After saying last week that she and her party will continue to blame Bush, well, FOREVER, she’s now saying that the BP oil spill is – yep, you guessed it, folks – BUSH’S FAULT.

After Bo’s lame and slammed address last night, she had the following to say (hats off to Gateway Pundit):
“In the House, we are uncovering the truth about the oil industry’s disregard for safety and appalling lack of response plans. We have passed legislation to ensure the federal government can continue its swift and sustained response, while BP foots the bill. And we will pass whatever additional legislation is needed to prevent a repetition of this catastrophe and protect the interests of every American.

“The disastrous BP oil spill is a harsh reminder of the price we are now paying for the Bush Administration and Republican Congress placing the employees of Big Oil in charge of regulating their own industry.

And then she said a bunch of other stuff that we all know is basically a bunch of horse crap spewing out of her gaping piehole.

Honestly, I’m getting to the point where I can’t even shake my head at her nonsense anymore. It’s like being forced to watch a really bad slasher movie. Over and over and over again. In handcuffs. With open wounds and salt being poured into them.

Can someone please stop the crazy train? I’d really, REALLY like to get off now. Thanks.

In Today’s Total Idiot Islamic Terrorist News…

You know how the MSM just looooooves to make fun of tea partiers? Well, I’m going to take an opportunity this morning to completely belittle a terrorist piece of crap. He’s Carlos Almonte of Bergen, and he was arrested this month for “planning to catch a flight to Africa to wage jihad alongside Al Qaeda-linked militants.”

Lovely.

He’s one of many pictured below that attended a “Jew-hating pro-Gaza leftist-Islamist protest in New York City” in December of 2008. But he’s the golden boy holding that precious sign (Juice is the enemy, you guys). You know who else was there? Other leftist freaks like International Action Center, Code Pink, Al-Adwa, Adalahs and Answer.

Just one of many moron terrorists hanging out in a neighborhood near you. But you know – that whole pesky National Security thing is such a DRAG for our President. And we should just let any ol’ crazy person into our country. Because that makes us less mean and stuff…

(Hate-filled and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Just sayin.)

Holy Crap, This Chick Is Wack.

I can’t explain it any better than the person who uploaded this video on YouTube:

We’ve had four terrorist attacks in less than a year, two of which succeeded in killing people and another two which only failed because of the incompetence of the terrorist. Iran is a year or less away from getting a nuclear weapon. Turkey is rapidly sliding towards Islamism. North Korea is doing their best to restart the Korean War.

And what does Barbara Boxer think is the greatest national-security threat facing us in the next generation? Carbon dioxide.

Um, yeeeaaaah. Looks like someone didn’t take her anti-crazy pills today. Or brushed her hair. You know.

Well Then, I Guess They’re NEVER Going To Stop Blaming Bush.

It’s official. McBotox Poisonface has spoken. First off, when asked about the whole “blaming Bush” thing, she claimed ignorance about anyone being sick of the “blame Bush” syndrome. Because, well, she’s ignorant. To her credit, though, it’s hard to be in touch with the American people when you live in your own happy world full of rainbows and flowers and plastic surgeons and private jets and daily injections of something to keep you looking like you just stepped out of the movie, “Death Becomes Her.” You know.

Then, she goes on to say that she and the rest of her buddies won’t stop blaming Bush “until the problems go away.”

So, let’s recap. They’re NEVER GOING TO STOP BLAMING BUSH.

Way to be adults and take responsibility, Dems. Nice work.

Just as a reminder – she’s the second runner up for President of the United States, folks.

And THAT, my friends, is something I simply can’t sugar coat. It’s some scary sh*t.

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Awww, Look At The President’s Staff Working Hard, You Guys!

These were taken yesterday. They’re pics of Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden and a bunch of other ass clowns people playing with super soakers. My favorite quote from the above link was:

God, what we would give to be Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden. Not because of their jobs, which seem super stressful. But while we were working, they had an awesome squirt gun fight.

Yep. It was T-totally awesome, you guys, for sure! Check it out:

Oh, and look! It was ALL FOR PRESS. How adorable is that?

Almost as adorable as, you know, this sweet little pelican in Louisiana….

Brilliant PR move, current administration. Really.

Unfreakinbelievable.

Arizona Residents For Border Security? Well, They’re White Supremacists, Of Course.

Because, according to the yawn-worthy and completely predictable left, of COURSE this is about racism.

You know the law that is basically attempting to ENFORCE THE ALREADY-IN-PLACE FEDERAL LAW THAT’S NOT BEING ENFORCED? The one that will make sure people come into this country legally? Yep. You guessed it. That law is the work of those pesky white supremacist groups.

According the California Democrat Congresswoman, Linda Sanchez, that’s the truth.

Can someone please advise this woman that there’s medication now to prevent this sort of garbage from spewing out of your gaping piehole? Oh wait – it may not be covered under Obamacare.

Unfreakinbelievable.

Canadian Universal Healthcare Isn’t Working? Noooooo. Seriously?

You know what irks the crap out of me? The fact that COMMON SENSE IS DYING.

I think the headline of this article sort of says it all:

SOARING COSTS FORCE CANADA TO REASSESS HEALTH MODEL

“There’s got to be some change to the status quo whether it happens in three years or 10 years,” said Derek Burleton, senior economist at Toronto-Dominion Bank.

“We can’t continually see health spending growing above and beyond the growth rate in the economy because, at some point, it means crowding out of all the other government services.

“At some stage we’re going to hit a breaking point.”

Gee, Canada. You think?

The article goes on to draw a correlation between Canada and the United States, as, well, this is precisely where we’re headed, folks.

Canada is finding itself in a position of having to curtail their healthcare, looking for “new sources of funding,” because – holy mother of crap – they just don’t have enough money to sustain the current system as is.

Wait…..isn’t healthcare a RIGHT? And therefore, shouldn’t it just instantaneously happen without worrying about HOW it’s going to happen? I mean, healthcare should just magically appear out of our assular areas. Along with housing and flat-screen TVs. At least that’s what I’ve heard from the liberal talking heads.

“Ontario says healthcare could eat up 70 percent of its budget in 12 years, if all these costs are left unchecked.”

And you know who loses in all of this? Well, the consumer, for one. And then pharmaceutical companies are next in line. Who, by the way, are responsible for advancing medicine and the life expectancy of human beings, but who gives a rat’s ass about them, right? I mean – we don’t need no stinkin’ advances. And while we’re at it – let’s just screw the old people, too. They’re just getting annoying at this point, what with their gray hair and stories about when the country wasn’t socialist and all.

My favorite part of the article is this statement, though:

…one cost-saving idea may be to make patients aware of how much it costs each time they visit a healthcare professional. “(The public) will use the services more wisely if they know how much it’s costing.”

I laughed out loud at that. Brilliant, isn’t it? When you give a person a free ride and they develop a sense of entitlement to that free ride, they’re DEFINITELY going to be concerned and conscientious about what they’re actually costing other people. Riiiiiight.

Everyone hear that sound? That’s the sound of COMMON SENSE MOANING AND GASPING FOR AIR UNDER THE WEIGHT OF SHEER STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE.

And, just to remind everyone….this is coming to a country near you.

Welcome to the new America, AY?

More Insight Into Your Wasteful, Inept And Corrupt Government

The U.S. Census Bureau. When you hear those words, I’m sure that first thing that comes to your mind is not the word COMPETENT. Just a hunch.

The Census Bureau is competent at a few things, though. They’re making up new jobs and enjoying wasting your hard-earned money. Enter Census Bureau employee a couple times over, Naomi Cohn, who has been hired and fired by the organization several times. Because every time she’s hired, she can report a newly created job. Nifty, huh?

Labor doesn’t check the Census hiring figure or whether the jobs are actually new or recycled. It considers a new job to have been created if someone is hired to work at least one hour a month.

One hour! A month! So, if a worker is terminated after only one hour and another is hired in her place, then a second new job can apparently be reported to Labor.

And they seem to take great pride in their quality assurance, as this other Census Bureau employee described:

“I worked for about six weeks or so and I picked the hours I wanted to work. I was checking the work of others. While I was classifying addresses, another junior supervisor was checking my work.

“In short, we had a “checkers checking checkers” quality control. I was eventually let go and was told all the work was finished when, in fact, other people were being trained for the same assignment(s).

Ah yes…..wasting your money so effortlessly and completely inept at finding cost savings. But again, folks, we should just hand over our healthcare to such a streamlined and efficient organization.

The U.S. government – kind of like putting a building full of chimps in business attire in charge of a Fortune 500 company.

Holy cow, we’re screwed.

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