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This Article Totally Gave Me The Glees

There is a fabulous article at American Thinker about Keith Olbermann.

You’ve probably all heard about how Fox News is the most trusted news source now, and how it’s absolutely slaughtering the other cable news shows in the ratings. I mean, that’s no surprise, really.  MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann allows blowhards like Janeane Garafalo onto his program and treats her as an authority of some sort. It’s no wonder that viewers are tuning out at warp speed.   Apparently, the National Review asked this week, “At what point does MSNBC pull the plug on its all-Left format?”

That’s a great question.  My guess is that, like Obama and his administration, MSNBC will simply ignore what’s happening before their very eyes, and continue on a path of destruction, regardless of whether that destruction is self-imposed.

According to the article, Olbermann’s audience is now a paltry 20% of Bill O’Reilly’s.  Ouch.  The article’s author speculates that Keith’s decline is due in part to his disdain for women.  He’s positively horrid to women with whom he disagrees.  He called Michelle Malkin a “big mashed up bag of meat with liptstick.”  He referred to Sarah Palin as a “moronic Bush in a skirt.” And apparently, Keith is totally sucktastic with women on a personal level too.  This was news to me.  Not that I expected otherwise, mind you, but I’ve never cared enough about Keith Olbermann to find out what his personal life was all about. It turns out, in addition to having well-publicized trouble with his own mother, Keith can’t manage to score a second date with anyone, except his most recent conquest, a 25 year old girl whose on-air job at NBC he arranged.  I’m sure she’s with him for his great personality, though (snort).

Keith is 51 and has never been married.  And whether or not that’s the reason, Keith is always furious.  Have you noticed that?  He’s in a constant state of rage. New Yorker magazines even titled a write-up about him “One Angry Man.”

I find his rage amusing.  Especially because instead of taking stock and trying to LEARN from his plummeting ratings, he and the rest of the rabid rage-filled “journalists” at MSNBC will more than likely continue to do exactly what they’re doing.

I guess it’s true that everyone likes to watch a good train wreck.

Liberal Calls Liberal Out. I Cannot Get Enough Of The In-Fighting.

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And This Is The Way A Liberal’s Head Implodes. Not With A Bang, But A Race Card Whimper.

This clip is from KO’s show last night, spewing a bunch of absolute delusional, defensive, knee-jerk nonsense.  Because, in his crumbling and freaking-out-beyond-recognition mind at this point, the fact that Scott Brown won this election has nothing to do with policy, you guys.  It has EVERYTHING to do with race, of course.

Because of COURSE it does.

Liberal playbook page one. It doesn’t get any more predictable than this.

Best. Keith Olbermann Video. EVER.

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This video of Keith Olbermann throwing a tantrum and acting like a bratty little girl over Scott Brown’s growing popularity TOTALLY gave me the glees. I mean, he’s just so bitter and angry, that I wouldn’t have been at all surprised if he’d have closed out his segment by crying and threatening to take all of his toys home.

Poor Keith.

I think he’s mostly jealous about the nude photo spread.

Holy Mother Of Insanity

You guys, Keith Olbermann is Actually Suggesting that the CIA ignored the intelligence on Abdulmutallab so that the dude would go ahead and blow up the plane and kill a bunch of people TO MAKE OBAMA LOOK BAD.

I’m not making this up. You really need to listen to the whole video. AMAZING.

As if Obama needed helping looking bad. Please.

It’s Monday. I Needed This.

I actually giggled out loud at this, which is a major feat for a Monday morning.

You can thank me later.

“That Is Our Opinion.”

SERIOUSLY? The official White House opinion is that because of two opinion shows (Beck and Hannity) the entire Fox News organization is not a news network? And at the same time, they confirm that KEITH OLBERMANN AND RACHEL MADDOW are invited to a press briefing?

How can they say this crap with a straight face? Please, liberals, please please please tell me you see the hypocrisy in this. Please. Because this is the kind of crap that starts to mess with my brain and makes me feel as though I’m living in some sort of twilight zone.

UNBELIEVABLE.

Major credit to Jake Tapper, for at least forcing the White House’s hand.

Rep. Pereillo Gets Schooled On Czars At His Town Hall

We can only hope that this kind of continued pressure on Congress starts to send the clear message to Obama that there is no place in American government for czars, and he needs to CUT IT OUT ALREADY.

You know, there is already chatter that Obama will face a primary challenge in 2012. I mean, Keith Olbermann is talking about it, even.

At this rate, Hillary’s got herself a real shot. I mean, she couldn’t do any worse, right?

Introducing CAGE MATCH: This Week’s Contenders…

I’m thrilled to introduce this little nifty segment on COTR we’d like to aptly title, “Cage Match.” If there’s one thing Mock and I have learned in our short months as political bloggers, there are inevitably at least two people on just about a weekly basis in the political arena that are desperately in need of being put in a cage to just duke it out. Who is it this week, you ask? Well, it would be Keith Olbermann and U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, the dude who has refused to be deployed to Afghanistan, based on the notion that President Obama is “not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of the U.S. Armed Forces.”

What’s interesting about this story – and I’ll leave the judgment up to you, clever and competent readers – is that his deployment has been cancelled. The story is still developing, but for now, I just don’t understand why the birth certificate hasn’t been shoved in his face and why he’s not on a plane to Afghanistan already. Instead, the latest news is that he’s NOT been deployed. Whaaa?

Here’s Olbermann spewing arrogant crap out of his gaping piehole about the Major. Of course, you have to fast-forward to around minute 2:13 to avoid all the other people Olbermann hates this week (he’s a well-coiffed, hate-filled dude, as you know):

I especially like it when he references himself and the prospect of going off to the Vietnam War, then he counters Cook’s comments by calling him an “embarrassment,” a “jackass,” and says he “has no guts.” Now, I’m sure that Mr. Major didn’t get his title by sitting around and eating bon bons while enjoying weekly pedicures. And, I’m sure that Olbermann’s Burberry cage-match outfit would be a hoot to see.

So, these two totally call for a cage match, don’t you think? A nice little caged ring, no weapons, and just a 15-minute stretch of hand-to-hand combat. Don King can promote it, it’ll end up on Pay-Per-View, and the money generated from it could fund some more of Pelosi’s pet projects to save mice and find out why pigs’ crap smells.

Brilliant.

I Love This SO MUCH

You know what this is? This is Michelle Malkin and others inviting that horrid beast of a person, Janeane Garafalo, to one of the many Tea Parties being held across the country on the 4th of July. And it’s completely fabulous.

I hope that Janeane’s response to this invitation includes her making a total ass of herself on the Keith Olbermann show, because I would really really love to post that.

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Huh.

The folks at deceiver.com had a great post today about the whole Letterman non-apology to Sarah Palin and her family. They correctly pointed out the difference in media reaction to Letterman’s comments and the comment made by MSNBC’s David Schuster, who said that Chelsea Clinton was being “pimped out” on Hillary’s campaign trail. Everyone freaked, and Schuster apologized, was suspended, and then later was allowed to return.

As you can see above, Keith Olbermann was practically falling all over himself with outrage over David Schuster’s comment.

Let’s compare that to this:

Quite different, isn’t it? Keep in mind, Chelsea Clinton was an ADULT, and “pimped out” while not the most pleasant of terms, is tossed around as accepted slang for promoting someone/something and getting something in return. Hardly the same as saying Sarah Palin looks like a slutty flight attendant and suggesting (even jokingly) that Palin’s 14 year old was impregnated by a ball player.

And I love how Margaret Carlson actually BLAMES THE PALINS for bringing her 14 year old daughter into this story. Yeah, because the Palins were just LONGING for their family to be in this position. Margaret probably blames rape victims for wearing revealing clothing too. GAWD.

You Know Who I Hate?

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First off, you guys – sorry about the total lack of posting over the last day or two – but Daisy and I have been on a girl trip to Chicago having total fun and completely ignoring news and politics altogether, so we’re behind.  On the way home now, and trying to catch up, when I caught wind of a fantastic story about everyone’s favorite hypocritical jerkface, Keith Olbermann.

According to this,  some completely awesome dude started a petition calling for Keith to return his recent pay raise to the Treasury Department.  Here’s what the petition says:

Dear Mr. Olbermann,

While General Electric, the parent-company of your MSNBC network, was negotiating a $126 billion taxpayer funded bailout,  you signed a new contract raising your salary from $4 million to $7.5 million annually. You have used your show as a platform to call for the resignation of corporate executives accepting excessive bonuses on the backs of taxpayers who are picking up the tab for these atrocious bailouts, yet you yourself have no problem engaging in the same “class economic rape” that you accuse them of.

Please heed your own advice and stop accepting taxpayer money to subsidize your nightly diatribes. Resign or return the balance of your excessive raise to the U.S. Treasury.”

There are no words to describe my love for this petition.

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Attention America: It’s Inexcusable To Be Disrespectful To Women – Unless They Are Conservative, Of Course

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You know what I hate? That liberals get to DECIDE what’s offensive. Janeane Garahatemonger spews a bunch of nonsense on a mainstream program about how I’m a huge redneck racist with Stockholm Syndrome, and this is O.K. to air.  Because she’s a liberal, after all, and she’s talking about conservative people – who obviously fall into a different category when it comes to being slung a giant pile of flaming poo.    If I held my breath to wait for an apology for that one, well, you get the point.

Jeff Poor and Colleen Raezler did an interesting piece on Culture and Media Institute’s site about how there’s a blatant double-standard when it comes to the way the media addresses liberal women as opposed to conservative women. It all started from a February 7, 2008 MSNBC program, where David Shuster said something about Chelsea Clinton and how she was being “pimped out” by her Mom, Hillary, during her presidential campaign.

Well, NOW and some other groups got all offended by this, claiming it was disrespectful, yadda yadda yadda. So, the network gave an apology and suspended the guy for doing it.

So, fast forward from that grave day in 2008 and let’s look at the highlights pointed out by Poor and Raezler:

  • On March 27, 2009,Hardball” host Chris Matthews called Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) “the Mata Hari of Minnesota” for her efforts in the House to statutorily defend the U.S. Dollar.”
  • “Florida’s Katharine Harris was called ‘Cruella De Vil’”
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck has been referred to as “blond and witchy”
  • Ann Coulter has been called, well, lots of things that I don’t think I can type here without being filtered.
  • Sarah Palin – holy crap, this one should get its own chapter in this book of namecalling.  For starters, Keith Olbermann referred to Palin as “‘fire breather’ during a rant on his August 29, 2008 “Countdown” program. Of her stance on issues, he stated, “she’s this side of ‘melt the Arctic,’ this side of ‘imprison abortionists,’ she’s run up the debt, ‘purge the lefties’ fire breather.”  Chris Matthews referred to her as “John McCain’s Girl Friday” and a “dolt.”  And, then there was that whole incident when Obama used Palin’s “lipstick on a pitbull” reference and twisted it to fit his own jab, saying “lipstick on a pig” when talking about Palin’s policies.

The big takeaway for me from this article?

“MSNBC has now compared outspoken conservative women to a dog, a dragon, an exotic dancer, a mail-order bride, and implied that a female governor and vice-presidential candidate carried less weight on the ticket than her male counterpart.”

Honestly, you can just read that paragraph alone, and if it doesn’t irritate the hell out of you as an intelligent American female, then, um, you’re probably a liberal American female. 

I can’t believe women, as a collective group, are allowing jerks like Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann to spew a bunch of sexist crap out of their pieholes against anyone, really.  Liberal OR conservative. 

Feminism, shmeninism.  Nice job of setting our gender back about 100 years….really.

Janeane Garofalo Believes I Am A Racist, Neurologically-Challenged Stockholm Syndrome Victim.

Look at the love-fest happening between Janeane Garofalo and Keith Olbermann. He’s practically drooling at all of her hate-speech. I’m just going to summarize some of her drivel about the Tea Parties to save those of you who can’t bear to stomach actually listening to her:

1. “Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing Democrats, it’s not about taxes – they have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about (Keith interjects: That’s right). They don’t know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks and there is no way around that.”

2. “The limbic brain inside a right-winger or Republican or conservative or your average white power activist is much larger in their headspace than in a reasonable person and it’s pushing against the frontal lobe. So their synapses are misfiring. It is a neurological problem that we’re dealing with.”

3. “This is about racism. It could be any issue, any port in the storm. These guys HATE that a black guy is in the White House. They immigrant-bash. They pretend – it’s taxes and teabags, but like I said most of them couldn’t probably tell you thing one about taxation without representation, the Boston Tea Party, the British Imperialism, whatever the history lesson has to be. But these people -all white, for the most part, unless there’s some people with Stockholm Syndrome (Keith interjects:…Which was bad news for the people at Fox News who were staging this…).”

4. “The Republican movement – the conservative movement has now crystallized into the White Power movement. ”

She goes on to suggest that Fox News’ only viewers are the 18-35 Klan demographic and “urban older white guys and the women who suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.”

You know what I would love for her to show me? ANY DATA which shows that your average everyday conservatives have ever brought race up EVER when discussing their political ideologies. I couldn’t give two craps about Obama’s race, but now that she and the rest of her liberal buddies are so hell-bent on mentioning it, shouldn’t someone point out to HER that he’s every bit as white as he is black? I didn’t see one sign, or meet one person at our Tea Party who had an issue with the skin color of our President. When are liberals going to figure out that the only people making an issue out of his skin color are THEM?

Keith Olbermann Is Opposed To Namecalling. With One Exception.

It’s ok when he does it. :)