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Rachel McUglyShoes Is Mad Because Obama Actually Had Something NICE To Say About Bush (THE HORROR)

When I was a kid, I LOVED watching old reruns of the Three Stooges. Now? Not so much. Mainly because it reminds me of the folks in this video.

What irritated me most about it was when Olbermann actually restated a POSITIVE comment Obama had made about Bush – about how he was ALWAYS supportive of the troops and a huge supporter of the military and their families.

Rachel McUglyShoes, of course, does that sarcastic eye-roll guffaw thing she does, and looks as if she’s about to hold her breath and jump up and down because something positive – GOD FORBID – was said about Bush. Because, as we ALL know, in the end, EVERYTHING is Bush’s fault. Still. Yep. STILL.

Holy wackness.

Awww. Keith Olbermann Got His Feewings Hurt.

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You guys heard about how Bobby Gibbs ripped on the “professional left” the other day for not loving on Obama enough, right? Well, if you haven’t, look here. Now, the professional left is FLIPPING. THE FREAK. OUT about it. They’re all hurt, you see, because they feel like Obama is throwing them under the bus.

Which he totally is. And it’s positively, breathtakingly awesome to witness. And the most awesome? Olbermann’s self pity-party, which includes a litany of ways that Obama’s administration has been a failure. LOVE.

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Krauthammer’s analysis of Obama’s speech last night is spot on as usual. “He looked sincere” – (high praise!) but it was basically useless drivel.

But also fascinating was the MSNBC reaction. You know you suck when your best friends at MSNBC trash your speech:

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BEHOLD: Keith Olbermann trying to talk to Alvin Greene. I can’t decide who to make fun of more.

He claims that the Twitter account I referenced in a previous post isn’t really his. But after watching this interview, I think the dude running the Twitter account might actually be smarter.

Uh Oh.

You know things are bad for Obama when his bestest liberal friends are all mad at him. I mean, he gets a verbal ass kicking in this video. My favorite is when a couple of them claim, “Obama – this is YOUR oil spill now. This is on your watch.” They’re either recognizing how absurd it is that Obama tends to blame basically everything wrong in this country on his predecessor, or the liberal media is finally realizing that THEY have been blaming everything wrong in this country on Obama’s predecessor. Either way, it totally gives me the glees that they’re this wound up about it.

Here’s the thing. I actually cut Obama SOME slack for this, because it’s as if people expect him to throw on some scuba gear and go down to plug the hole himself. The dude is clueless about how to run a country, so why in the world should anyone think he would know the first thing to do in this situation? My beef with him is that he and his administration shouldn’t get in the WAY of rescue efforts, or hold up work because of any stupid bureaucratic nonsense.

But wow. These liberals are PISSED.

Congratulations, FNC!

My dad sent me this link, which shows cable network ratings for last week.

Not surprisingly, Fox News Channel ranks 2nd, behind the USA network. MSNBC ranked 26th, CNN ranked #32, and Headline News ranked #37.

Just for some added perspective, the CARTOON NETWORK ranked ahead of those other clowns. By kind of a lot! As did MTV, and Comedy Central.

Poor, poor Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews. Getting beat by a channel the White House doesn’t even recognize as a legitimate news agency AND the ‘Toon network has to be kinda ouchy.

Zo On The No Sho

“Borrow some of Rachel Maddow’s Old Spice.” OMG – that made me giggle SO MUCH.

Poor Keith Olbermann. It Looks Like He Missed A Great Time At The Dallas Tea Party.

Clever and competent reader Jennifer Lewis Williams attended the Dallas Tea Party on the 27th of February. You know – the one to which organizers invited Keith Olbermann, so that he could see how much diversity was there compared to, say, the MSNBC studios.

Jennifer asked that I share some photos, and I’m happy to oblige. The first one is of Jennifer and Uncle Sam!

Next, we’ve got a great tea party sign which I am posting for my sister, Bunny, who LOVES the song from The Hangover that this is based on:

Here’s a crowd shot.  LO AND BEHOLD – I see people of various shapes, sizes, colors and ages.  This is going to BLOW KEITH OLBERMANN’S MIND!

Keith asked “Where are the black faces?”  Well, it turns out many of them were speakers at the event.  I’m sure they would have loved to have seen him there, so that they could, you know, point out their blackness to him.  They included:  Scott Turner, former NFL defensive back, Alfonzo Rachel (of Zo Nation),  Katrina Pierson, one of the original board members of the Dallas Tea Party, and Donald Thornton, host of Xservativetalk.com.  And lest Keith start complaining about lack of Hispanic representation, Laura Medina, one of the founding members of the Tea Party in Dallas/Fort Worth, was speaking there too.

That of course doesn’t take into account the diversity of the attendees.  But I have to say, my favorite example of that is this darling, cherubic face:

I want to MUNCH HIS FACE OFF, he’s so sweet.

Aaaand from Keith Olbermann’s desk? I expect we’ll hear nothing but crickets chirping.

I Wonder If Olbermann Has Planned A Nice Trip To Texas Anytime Soon…

Because after watching this video on how he believes Texans should/will devolve rather than secede, it would be sort of comical to me to watch him get out of his little Prius, with that smug face of his, and wave hello to some of the locals in El Paso while preaching how intellectually superior he is. Someone may want to videotape that, actually.

You know who I think is suicidal? Keith Olbermann’s mirror – you know, having to listen to him talk about how awesome he is every single day and all. God, I feel sorry for that mirror.

Uh Oh. Keith Olbermann Isn’t Going To Like This.

I love the end of this SO MUCH.

Where Are The Black Faces?

Indeed, Keith Olbermann? Where the heck are they?

This Article Totally Gave Me The Glees

There is a fabulous article at American Thinker about Keith Olbermann.

You’ve probably all heard about how Fox News is the most trusted news source now, and how it’s absolutely slaughtering the other cable news shows in the ratings. I mean, that’s no surprise, really.  MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann allows blowhards like Janeane Garafalo onto his program and treats her as an authority of some sort. It’s no wonder that viewers are tuning out at warp speed.   Apparently, the National Review asked this week, “At what point does MSNBC pull the plug on its all-Left format?”

That’s a great question.  My guess is that, like Obama and his administration, MSNBC will simply ignore what’s happening before their very eyes, and continue on a path of destruction, regardless of whether that destruction is self-imposed.

According to the article, Olbermann’s audience is now a paltry 20% of Bill O’Reilly’s.  Ouch.  The article’s author speculates that Keith’s decline is due in part to his disdain for women.  He’s positively horrid to women with whom he disagrees.  He called Michelle Malkin a “big mashed up bag of meat with liptstick.”  He referred to Sarah Palin as a “moronic Bush in a skirt.” And apparently, Keith is totally sucktastic with women on a personal level too.  This was news to me.  Not that I expected otherwise, mind you, but I’ve never cared enough about Keith Olbermann to find out what his personal life was all about. It turns out, in addition to having well-publicized trouble with his own mother, Keith can’t manage to score a second date with anyone, except his most recent conquest, a 25 year old girl whose on-air job at NBC he arranged.  I’m sure she’s with him for his great personality, though (snort).

Keith is 51 and has never been married.  And whether or not that’s the reason, Keith is always furious.  Have you noticed that?  He’s in a constant state of rage. New Yorker magazines even titled a write-up about him “One Angry Man.”

I find his rage amusing.  Especially because instead of taking stock and trying to LEARN from his plummeting ratings, he and the rest of the rabid rage-filled “journalists” at MSNBC will more than likely continue to do exactly what they’re doing.

I guess it’s true that everyone likes to watch a good train wreck.

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LOVE.

And This Is The Way A Liberal’s Head Implodes. Not With A Bang, But A Race Card Whimper.

This clip is from KO’s show last night, spewing a bunch of absolute delusional, defensive, knee-jerk nonsense.  Because, in his crumbling and freaking-out-beyond-recognition mind at this point, the fact that Scott Brown won this election has nothing to do with policy, you guys.  It has EVERYTHING to do with race, of course.

Because of COURSE it does.

Liberal playbook page one. It doesn’t get any more predictable than this.

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This video of Keith Olbermann throwing a tantrum and acting like a bratty little girl over Scott Brown’s growing popularity TOTALLY gave me the glees. I mean, he’s just so bitter and angry, that I wouldn’t have been at all surprised if he’d have closed out his segment by crying and threatening to take all of his toys home.

Poor Keith.

I think he’s mostly jealous about the nude photo spread.

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