Because conservatism needs a makeover
If you can imagine anything more annoying and more braincell-killing than Rosie O’Donnell and Janeane Garofalo discussing politics together, please let me know.
FYI, according to Janeane, “right-wingers” = shameless, empathy-lacking latte drinkers. I can’t decided if that’s a step up from racist, neurologically-challenged, stockholm-syndrome victim or not.
I’ll let you decide.
There is a fabulous article at American Thinker about Keith Olbermann.
You’ve probably all heard about how Fox News is the most trusted news source now, and how it’s absolutely slaughtering the other cable news shows in the ratings. I mean, that’s no surprise, really. MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann allows blowhards like Janeane Garafalo onto his program and treats her as an authority of some sort. It’s no wonder that viewers are tuning out at warp speed. Apparently, the National Review asked this week, “At what point does MSNBC pull the plug on its all-Left format?”
That’s a great question. My guess is that, like Obama and his administration, MSNBC will simply ignore what’s happening before their very eyes, and continue on a path of destruction, regardless of whether that destruction is self-imposed.
According to the article, Olbermann’s audience is now a paltry 20% of Bill O’Reilly’s. Ouch. The article’s author speculates that Keith’s decline is due in part to his disdain for women. He’s positively horrid to women with whom he disagrees. He called Michelle Malkin a “big mashed up bag of meat with liptstick.” He referred to Sarah Palin as a “moronic Bush in a skirt.” And apparently, Keith is totally sucktastic with women on a personal level too. This was news to me. Not that I expected otherwise, mind you, but I’ve never cared enough about Keith Olbermann to find out what his personal life was all about. It turns out, in addition to having well-publicized trouble with his own mother, Keith can’t manage to score a second date with anyone, except his most recent conquest, a 25 year old girl whose on-air job at NBC he arranged. I’m sure she’s with him for his great personality, though (snort).
Keith is 51 and has never been married. And whether or not that’s the reason, Keith is always furious. Have you noticed that? He’s in a constant state of rage. New Yorker magazines even titled a write-up about him “One Angry Man.”
I find his rage amusing. Especially because instead of taking stock and trying to LEARN from his plummeting ratings, he and the rest of the rabid rage-filled “journalists” at MSNBC will more than likely continue to do exactly what they’re doing.
I guess it’s true that everyone likes to watch a good train wreck.
This whole Harry-Reid-Putting-His-Big-Fat-Foot-In-His-Big-Stupid-Mouth incident, with all of the associated hypocrisy and moral indignation shown by the wackjob liberals who continue to stand by him regardless (even though they were shocked – SHOCKED I tell you – about Trent Lott’s comments in 2002), has made me come to a truly racist decision:
I want a black conservative to run against Obama in 2012.
I apologize to all the white people out there who I’m obviously discriminating against, and who might be deeply offended by this suggestion. But I’m thinking it would be the most fabulous thing EVER, and would guarantee a GOP victory in 2012. Just think – WHAT would the liberals be able to say then? They couldn’t cry “racism” if conservatives rallied around a black candidate. And without that, they would only be able to stare blankly at each other, wondering what POSSIBLE ARGUMENT they could make next. Can’t you just see it now? Wouldn’t it be BRILLIANT? I swear, Janeane Garofalo would just explode into a billion pieces. It would DESTROY her. And I would pay good money to see that.
It’s too bad Candidate Allen West is running for Congress instead of the big show. He’d be a fine opponent against Obama, for sure.
And in case you’re interested, here are his thoughts on the Harry Reid incident (pulled from his website):
Greetings,
The revelation of Senator Harry Reid’s comments referencing “negro talk” is just indicative of the true sentiment elitist liberals, and indeed the Democratic party, have toward black Americans. The history of the Democrat party is one of slavery, secession, segregation, and now socialism. It is this new aged socialism born from the Johnson Great Society programs that have castigated blacks as victims needing government dependency. One need only to look upon the city of Detroit to ascertain what liberal social welfare policies have produced for the inner city… the new plantation for black Americans.
The Ku Klux Klan was birthed by the Democrats as a terrorist wing to intimidate blacks, and whites, who sought to promote economic and education independence and social justice for blacks. What was once overt has just morphed and become covert, yet still exists.
One can only imagine the insanity and media outrage if Reid’s quote had come from a member of the Republican party. I look forward to hearing from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on Reid’s comments… or has liberal hush money paid for the silence of these proprietors of poverty and victimization theory. Actually, if President Obama had any courage he would demand Reid step down as Senate Majority Leader, and discontinue any support for his Senate reelection… notice I said “if”. I am quite sure the Soros money which elevated Obama to the position of President has bought his servitude.
Why am I running for US Congress as a Republican? Simple. I would rather stand proudly and be called “an Uncle Tom and a sellout” than lose my self-esteem and be considered an inferior by liberals. I understand the legacy of the GOP and the black community… not the revisionist history espoused by liberal educators. I am not, shall never be, and will not raise my daughters to be a part of the liberal 21st century plantation. I am not just some articulate, clean, well spoken negro. I am an American warrior, Congressional candidate, and shall never submit to the collective progressive ideal of inferiority.
Senator Harry Reid’s comments are disgusting, despicable, and unacceptable. They are representative of how intellectual elite liberals do indeed speak of black Americans in their closed private spaces. Next week I have been invited to NYC to address the Hudson Institute, a conservative organization, conference on “Reclaiming American Liberty”. That invite came to me because I took advantage of the opportunities this great Republic offered. I followed the guidance of my parents and set my standards above all others around me. I speak well and have impeccable communicative skills because my Father and Mother prioritized that quality.
I shiver to think what my future could have been if I listened to the insidious rhetoric of charlatans such as Harry Reid, and the ambassadors of affirmative action who reside in the Congressional Black Caucus.
Sure, the “stuck on stupid” blacks are going to address me in derogatory names, but I possess something which they lack; Honor, Integrity, and Character. To them I say, continue to be slaves to the liberals for your vote… and in a year you will be calling me Congressman West.
Steadfast and Loyal,
LTC(R) Allen B West
And it’s basically “Thanks, Janeane!” – for looking out for all of those poor helpless black people being victimized by the horrific monsters who attend tea parties.
It’s a good thing Janeane exists to alert us citizens about the color of our President’s skin. I would have had NO IDEA otherwise (snort). I tend to prefer MLK’s approach of judging people by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin, but I guess that’s a concept Janeane hasn’t figured out yet.
Does my total hatred for her make me racist against whites?
Just curious.
She delivered this whopper of a statement on Bill Maher. Because it’s not tired and unfounded and completely blanket stereotyping (not to mention racist on HER part). In the past few days, she’s been on Maher’s show, as well as Joy Behar’s, to spew her nonsense. Two pillars of objective journalism, of course.
In the following video, you’ll hear her same old delusional statements such as “…it’s obvious to anybody who has eyes in this country that tea-baggers, the 9-12ers are clearly white power movements led by the Glenn Becks, the Michelle Bachmans, the Rush Limbaughs.”
And then you hear applause from the Maher sheep that are obviously too weak to think for themselves.
You know what struck me most about hearing her rant this morning? It was a timely little addendum to a documentary I watched last night called “Indoctrinate U,” where a conservative kid (raised by REAL liberal parents who taught him to THINK FOR HIMSELF) went to universities all over the country and exposed blatant, raging liberal bias. Something along the lines of 80% of university professors are liberal. And the movement toward silencing ANYTHING conservative is becoming rampant – frighteningly so – in our universities. If you haven’t seen the documentary, I highly suggest you check it out. The stories of conservative-minded students having to “play along” with liberal professors to ensure good grades is absolutely mind-boggling to me. The idea that a Republican professor at UC Berkeley would basically be run off campus blows my mind. The notion of liberal professors DENYING any sort of alternative (conservative) discourse makes me know that our schools don’t want education. They want indoctrination. Period.
And Janeane Garofalo? The screams of “racist” are an obvious jerk-defense from an inner fear of that scaaaary opposing viewpoint. Liberals these days don’t want discussion or dialogue or bipartisanship or a real, honest debate containing facts and real data. They want anyone who speaks out against the government to shut up already. This is obvious in our society and schools, and it irks the crap out of me.
This is not freedom, you guys. This is not American.
It’s that time again. Time for a Tea Party. And, to just keep Janet Napolitano paranoid and Janeane Garofalo irritated and looking as if she’s perpetually smelling something really vile, Mock and I will be at our local Tea Party this weekend to protest the latest Cap and Tax monkey crap legislation – as well as all the other monkey crap legislation this administration has and is attempting to hurry through Congress just so no one actually reads it, of course.
Not in the loop on where your local Tea Party will be? Try checking out this site and looking for your state’ s event.
If you’re sick and tired of the government speeding along legislation and spending like there’s no tomorrow (at every taxpayer’s expense), then get your butts out there and make your voices heard. It’s all about grassroots, people…
And while you start planning your Independence Day Tea Party agenda in your neck of the woods, I’ll leave you with a few of my favorite Thomas Jefferson quotes. Frightening as it may be, these are all pretty apropos these days…
~Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have … The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.
~Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms [of government] those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
~Most bad government has grown out of too much government.
~The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Time to wake up, America…
BEHOLD: A clip of Griff Jenkins trying unsuccessfully to get Janeane Garofalo to admit that she miiiiight owe several thousand Americans an apology for being a complete psychopath about the tea parties.
Let me just say that Griff Jenkins was totally lame in this “ambush.” He should have been answering her ridiculous accusations instead of just jumping back to the racist thing. But lame as he was, I can’t help but be amazed at her anger. You guys, she is sooooo mad. And Sean and Griff call it right at the end of the clip. What the heck does she have to be so mad about?
I can’t conceive of a person who can listen to Janeane Garofalo for one minute and say that she’s a happy person. She’s clearly miserable. It must be exhausting to be filled with that kind of constant rage.
And you know what? I don’t feel the least bit sorry for her. 
And, he’s a gun-toting, left-winger animal rights activist. He’s what the government calls an “eco-terrorist.” Huh.
The most memorable statement for me in the article:
Law enforcement officials describe San Diego as a strict vegan who possesses a 9mm handgun. On his abdomen, he has images of burning and collapsing buildings.
That’s lovely. This just proves once again that stereotyping a group of people (Ms. Garofalo) is as useful as a pile of steaming monkey crap.
I had no appropriate picture for this entry. I mean, I could have shown a gun-toting, blood-covered animal rights dude, or in stereotypical contrast, I could’ve shown a picture of my own neurologically-challenged, redneck, tea-bagging brain. But, instead I chose to show my new puppy, Jeb. He’s number four of my canine brood, and he totally rocks. Oh, and he’s really helping to ease my Stockholm Syndrome, much to Janeane Garofalo’s and Mr. San Diego’s delight, I’m sure…
Look at the love-fest happening between Janeane Garofalo and Keith Olbermann. He’s practically drooling at all of her hate-speech. I’m just going to summarize some of her drivel about the Tea Parties to save those of you who can’t bear to stomach actually listening to her:
1. “Let’s be very honest about what this is about. It’s not about bashing Democrats, it’s not about taxes – they have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about (Keith interjects: That’s right). They don’t know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks and there is no way around that.”
2. “The limbic brain inside a right-winger or Republican or conservative or your average white power activist is much larger in their headspace than in a reasonable person and it’s pushing against the frontal lobe. So their synapses are misfiring. It is a neurological problem that we’re dealing with.”
3. “This is about racism. It could be any issue, any port in the storm. These guys HATE that a black guy is in the White House. They immigrant-bash. They pretend – it’s taxes and teabags, but like I said most of them couldn’t probably tell you thing one about taxation without representation, the Boston Tea Party, the British Imperialism, whatever the history lesson has to be. But these people -all white, for the most part, unless there’s some people with Stockholm Syndrome (Keith interjects:…Which was bad news for the people at Fox News who were staging this…).”
4. “The Republican movement – the conservative movement has now crystallized into the White Power movement. ”
She goes on to suggest that Fox News’ only viewers are the 18-35 Klan demographic and “urban older white guys and the women who suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.”
You know what I would love for her to show me? ANY DATA which shows that your average everyday conservatives have ever brought race up EVER when discussing their political ideologies. I couldn’t give two craps about Obama’s race, but now that she and the rest of her liberal buddies are so hell-bent on mentioning it, shouldn’t someone point out to HER that he’s every bit as white as he is black? I didn’t see one sign, or meet one person at our Tea Party who had an issue with the skin color of our President. When are liberals going to figure out that the only people making an issue out of his skin color are THEM?
