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Global Warming Giggles

Published by Mockarena on April 25, 2010 in Really?. 14 Comments Tags: , , , .

This story gave me the Sunday morning smirks.

Tom Smitheringale, an Aussie and global warming activist, decided that in order to prove the ever-increasing warmth of the earth, he’d hike himself on up to the North Pole, unassisted.  He wrote on his website that the timing was good, what with the effect global warming was having on the polar ice caps and whatnot. According to some scientists, he wrote, the polar ice cap will be totally melted by 2014!  So, he wanted to make sure to see it while it was still around.

I think you can guess where this story goes.
He had to call off his big adventure and call emergency help in when frostbite started setting in.   Plus, there was the matter of falling through a sheet of ice.  Canadian soldiers had to come rescue him.

Sadly, this isn’t the first alarmist who’s cost taxpayers a bunch of money in rescue expenses.  This is the 4th year in a row that one of these clowns had to be rescued.  And the pesky thing that always seems to thwart their big global warming-seeking adventures?  THE COLD.

One of these clown’s spokesman explained it this way:  “They were experiencing temperatures that weren’t expected with global warming.”

YA THINK??

Alarmists amuse me.

You Know What I Hate?

Published by Daisy on March 30, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 6 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , .

The majority of lawyers. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Wow, Daisy. That’s a broad statement, and it’s not very nice to say you don’t like an entire group of people.” Well, I made sure I was careful with my semantics there, what with all our liberal readers who are concerned with that crap and all. I hate MOST lawyers. Not all of them, mind you, as I have several friends and acquaintances who are lawyers. I actually happen to love some of them, as some of them are good people. But most of them? Yeah….I can safely say that I’d like to punch most of them in the face. Repeatedly.

So, you know how global warming is a big, huge lie from the left to tax the crap out of already taxed-out Americans who don’t give two sh*ts if the core temperature of the earth goes up by one degree in 100 years and don’t feel as though they should be penalized for that bogus data in the form of thousands of dollars a year expense at the hands of the U.S. government? So Al McManBearPig and Tipper can roll around in a big wad of cash he’s sucking out of me and my family? Yeah. Big, fat lie, folks.

Anywho.

Since the whole Cap and Tax thing is starting to waver a bit due to people with Actual Brains and Common Sense knowing that global warming is that big, fat lie, guess what the left is doing now to combat this invisible monster that is supposedly going to kill us all in a fiery ball of hell fire?

They’re rounding up the lawyers, of course!

According to Gateway Pundit and Fox News,

Environmentalists, unable to squeeze “cap and trade” rules through the U.S. Senate, have a new strategy for combating what they believe is man-made global warming:

They’re going to sue.

They’re revving up their briefs and getting ready to shop for judges who will be sympathetic to their novel claim that the companies they believe contribute to global warming are a “public nuisance.”

The environmentalists allege that individual companies are responsible for climate change because they have emitted greenhouse gases during the course of their operations. Those gases, they say, have “harmed” them by fostering Hurricane Katrina, eroding the shorelines of America’s coasts and causing global warming.

“People have a right to sue for redress of grievances,” said Lee A. DeHihns III, a partner with law firm Alston & Bird’s environmental and land development group and a former associate general counsel with the EPA. He said global warming is a “public nuisance,” just like a neighbor with a loud stereo. “You can sue for an intentional infliction of harm, a nuisance,” said DeHihns, whose firm is consulting with plaintiffs pursuing these cases.

Um, yeah…bloodthirsty, liberal, perpetuate-entitlement-and-victimization lawyers?

You suck.

That is all.

Can I Say Something Mean?

Published by Mockarena on March 30, 2010 in Really?. 29 Comments Tags: , , .

Because I read this article, and a mean thought popped into my head before I could stop it.  I’ll tell you the mean thought after I share some article highlights.

There was an interview conducted with some dude named James Lovelock, who is a “globally respected environmental thinker.”  I probably should have just stopped reading right there.

James is, naturally, super concerned about global warming (which, in case you hadn’t noticed, alarmists now refer to as “climate change” because then they can argue that if it’s sunny today and rainy tomorrow, THE END IS NEAR AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.)  James also doesn’t think very highly of his fellow man.  He said, “I don’t think we’re yet evolved to the point where we’re clever enough to handle a complex a situation as climate change. The inertia of humans is so huge that you can’t really do anything meaningful.”

We’re just too dumb to “handle” the situation, you guys.  And you know why?  Because of democracy.

I’m not making this up.  James believes that one of the obstructions of any meaningful action to combat climate change is modern democracy.  He says, ” I have a feeling that climate change may be an issue as severe as a war. It may be necessary to put democracy on hold for a while.”

Yup!  We humans, what with our lack of cleverness and whatnot, should really be FORCED to deal with climate change.

So I’m reading this, and I’m just rolling my eyes, and then I noticed that the article listed James Lovelock’s age.  He’s 90.  And I’m not going to lie to you.  I heaved a giant sigh of relief that – assuming climate change doesn’t kill us first -  this guy won’t be preaching this stuff at us for very much longer.

The MSM Covering Up “Junk Science?” No Way.

Published by Daisy on March 11, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 5 Comments Tags: , , , .

Yes. Yes way.

According to this, “NASA and the state-run media knew about temperature data issues nearly three years ago…”

Weirdly enough, nothing was ever said about it back then. In fact, “all of (the) information regarding the accuracy and independence of NASA GISS data was directly communicated to a reporter from USA Today in August 2007.”

That reporter? He/She never published it.

I know – I’m shocked, too. I bet Al McManBearPig is equally as shocked.

On a brighter note, I went to get a new tag today for my huge monstrosity of an SUV, and I contemplated getting a vanity tag that says “GLBL WMG.” Because, you know, the people pushing this junk science can, well, suck it.

Global Warming INSANITY

Published by Daisy on March 1, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 21 Comments Tags: , , , , .

What in the holy HELL.

According to UK Mail Online, a wacked out couple, “Argentines Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, shot their children before killing themselves after making an apparent suicide pact over fears about global warming.”

Yes. You read that right, everyone. A SUICIDE PACT OVER FEARS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING. They shot their freakin’ kids. Hello.

But that’s not the whole story. Apparently, the “seven-month-old baby girl survived three days alone with a bullet in her chest beside the bodies of her parents and toddler brother.”

Holy CRIZZAP.

She’s now recovering in the hospital.

I wonder what Al McManBearPig has to say about something like this. He’s probably busy counting his money, so I won’t hold my breath on a statement.

Yep. You can’t spell environmentalist without mental.

In Case You Guys Aren’t Feeling It, It’s Kinda Cold Outside.

Published by Daisy on February 16, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 19 Comments Tags: , , , , , .

I don’t know about the temperature in your neck of the woods, but out here in the Midwest? Yeah. I have snowdrifts that are encompassing half the side of my two-story house. It’s kinda cold. Break out the Snuggie cold, actually.

And, in light of how freakin’ cold and snowy it is, I saw this article that describes the “Five Wacky Ways Libs Want To Fight Non-Existent Global Warming.”

In light of the fact that there hasn’t been any real warming in over a decade, those kooky libs want to jump on their unicorns and fight this obvious enemy that will kill us all with a ball of hell fire.

Here are the five fabulous tactics they’ve chosen to really fight the good fight:

1. End short plane flights. Anything under 3 hours? Get your keester in the car and drive, people.

2. Wipe with one spare square of toilet paper. You know, one of those measley little squares. I won’t even get into how hilarious this is – especially to a woman who just expelled a human out of her body. The whole notion of the government controlling how many squares I deem necessary to wipe is just a bit over the edge for me.

3. Implement a tax for cow farts. Poor Bessie has been brought into this nonsense. Like she can control her flatulence. She’s a COW, you morons. Gawd.

4. Giant space mirrors. I’ll be honest – I don’t even know what this means. Nor do I give a rat’s ass.

5. Rent your clothes. I’ll be happy to give things to Goodwill or loan things out to friends that want to borrow them, but renting the clothes I wear? I don’t think so. In fact, I’d love all the liberal celebrities to get on board with this. Riiiiight.

So there you go. Five fabulously stupid ways to fight global warming. Compliments of your local, friendly wackjob environmentalists.

You’re welcome.

Oh yeah – and I’m still cold.

BEHOLD: Congresspeople Who Have Been Snowed. (No Pun Intended)

Published by Mockarena on February 10, 2010 in Really?. 9 Comments Tags: .

So tell me, you liberals who still buy into this global warming crap. Is it about weather and snow and seasonal changes or not?

Flashback

Published by Mockarena on February 8, 2010 in Really?. 5 Comments Tags: , , .

I read this article and giggled.

Apparently, world renowned climatology expert (snort) Robert F. Kennedy Jr., wrote a column just last year about the lack of winter weather in DC. He lamented about the dramatic change in climate, the “anemic winters” and the scarcity of snow. He wistfully reminisced about sledding and building igloos in his backyard. He was chock full of nostalgia for ice skating. And he was downright contemptuous about the evil Exxon Mobil and its “carbon cronies” coming up with ways to purposefully deceive Americans so that they’d think global warming was “just a fantasy.”

I don’t need to tell you guys that DC is currently buried in snow, with more expected this week.

And what’s Robert F Kennedy Jr. saying about global warming today? (crickets)

Perhaps he’s out sledding.

Someone In The Climate Change Movement Lying? NO Way.

Published by Daisy on January 30, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 4 Comments Tags: , , , , .

Rajendra Pachauri, the chairman of the leading climate change watchdog, was told about the falsehood of melting Himalayan glaciers BEFORE the Copenhagen summit. However, he sort of neglected to say anything. In fact, he actually said that he was never told.

Um, oops.

The “Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change assessment that the glaciers would disappear by 2035 was wrong, but he waited two months to correct it. He failed to act despite learning that the claim had been refuted by several leading glaciologists.”

Of course, after being called out on being a total liar, he fessed up and said he heard about it like ten days ago, adding, “That’s ridiculous. It never came to my attention before the Copenhagen summit. It wasn’t in the public sphere.”

Turns out he was telling a little lie – one as white as the Himalayans, I guess. The Himalayan glaciers are so thick and at such high altitude that most glaciologists believe they would take several hundred years to melt at the present rate. Some are growing and many show little sign of change.

The dude who apparently told him about the falsehood said to him, “I pointed it out [the error] to you in several e-mails, several discussions, yet you decided to overlook it. Was that so that you did not want to destabilise what was happening in Copenhagen?”

Dr Pachauri replied: “Not at all, not at all. As it happens, we were all terribly preoccupied with a lot of events. We were working round the clock with several things that had to be done in Copenhagen. It was only when the story broke, I think in December, we decided to, well, early this month — as a matter of fact, I can give you the exact dates — early in January that we decided to go into it and we moved very fast.

“And within three or four days, we were able to come up with a clear and a very honest and objective assessment of what had happened. So I think this presumption on your part or on the part of any others is totally wrong. We are certainly never — and I can say this categorically — ever going to do anything other than what is truthful and what upholds the veracity of science.”

Yeah, riiiiight. In the meantime, he secured a bunch of grant money through his so-called science. And, monkeys flew out of my assular area.

Yet Another Reason Why Global Warming Is A Big Old Scam

Published by Daisy on January 29, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 17 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , , .

Looks like Al McManBearPig and pals are in good, mentally-stable company. Osama Bin Laden believes in global warming, so much so that he thinks it’s all America’s fault, of course. Or at least he says this, anyway. According to this article, Nutjob Bin Crazy has “called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.”

He blamed all of us dirty Americans for “hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.” And then he called for a stop on using the American “dollar and get rid of it as soon as possible,” he said. “I know that this has great consequences and grave ramifications, but it is the only means to liberate humanity from slavery and dependence on America.”

Basically, Wackjob McGee is trying to have his message of murder and insanity reach past his Islamic militant cult following.

So, I’m wondering – will Nancy McBotox jump on this bandwagon? It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.

GAWD.

I Kind Of Love This Dude…

Published by Daisy on January 25, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 3 Comments Tags: , , , .

This guy reminds me of a British version of my Grandaddy (God rest his wonderful, adorable soul). My Grandaddy was the kind of guy who didn’t give two craps what you thought about him and he spoke the truth. Always. Like, when I gained my undergraduate freshman 10 pounds, he looked at me on Christmas break and said, “You look kind of thick, girl.” I mean, this may be a bit offensive to some, but I actually appreciated the fact that he loved me enough to tell me the truth. And, I put the beer down just a bit that next semester as a result.

The truth is always a good thing. And it’s precisely what Godfrey Bloom, member of European Parliament is spouting here when talking about the absolute taxpayer-money-in-Gore’s-deep-pockets joke that is global warming.

He says what I’d like to say, really. Just in a highly entertaining “Benny Hill is soooo irritated” kind of way. Love.

Are you listening, McManBearPig?

Mel Gibson’s Partner In That Lethal Weapon Movie – Now A Political AND Climate Expert

Published by Daisy on January 15, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 10 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , .

Impressive. Really.

I saw this today on Ihatethemedia.com, and I wanted to punch my laptop screen.

First of all, we have some sort of “news” outlet reporting on the earthquake in Haiti, and they get Danny Freakin’ Glover to pipe in as to what he feels are the culprits behind the catastrophe. You know, because he was in those Lethal Weapon movies. So he must be smart and stuff.

First of all, Danny is giving kudos to Venezuela and “KOOBAH” (spoken like a true thespian) for recognizing the international importance of this catastrophe. And, on top of that, he’s blaming global warming. Climate change is the reason. And we should all take this as prophecy, again, because he was in those Lethal Weapon movies.

What in the holy hell are we coming to as a nation when we interview moron celebrities in situations like this?

I weep for the future.

Holy Mother of Batsh*t Crazy.

Hey, Look Everyone! Rolling Stone Is Now An Expert In Global Warming Politics

Published by Daisy on January 12, 2010 in General Political Mockery. 6 Comments Tags: , , , , , , .

I have a subscription to Rolling Stone magazine. I may not have it much longer, though, because I have become increasingly annoyed with them shoving leftist crap down my throat. Seriously, people. Can you not just stick to writing about the current status of ABBA and Disney’s teeny-bopper du jour, for crying out loud? Here’s the most recent cover I had the pleasure of looking at over coffee this morning:

Case in point: this article, titled, The Climate Killers: Meet the 17 polluters and deniers who are derailing efforts to curb global warming

It talks about the 17 most evil people that are not working alongside global warming fanatics to ultimately monitor, control, and tax every single freakin’ thing you do in life.

What a bunch of greedy bastards, right?

They all kind of remind me of this dude, actually – John Hirst, the head of the Met Office, who currently makes a bigger salary than the UK Prime Minister.

Yeah. He’s one of those really caring and compassionate environmentalist weather dudes that predicted the doom and gloom of global warming. Right before it got really, really cold, that is.

Weird how that whole double-standard thing works.

I wonder how much cold, hard, undeserved cash Al McManBearPig pocketed in 2009…..huh…..

Copenhaven: A Kegger For Congress With Caviar, Of Course

Published by Daisy on January 12, 2010 in Choppy McBotox (Nancy Pelosi) and General Political Mockery. 2 Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , .

So, you guys remember that whole Copenhagen global warming trip? And you know how the left is all militant about everyone’s individual carbon footprints?

Well, at least a tiny portion of the data is in, and that trip was a huge carbon footprint from hell. In fact, when I read the stats on how much was spent just on a few things (they’re still trying to get the rest of the data, as the environmental crusaders seemed to become tight-lipped when asked for it, of course), it just conjured up a mental picture of Nancy McBotox giving all of us taxpayers a huge middle finger.

Environmentalists, my ass. These yahoos are partying on your dime. And if you think otherwise, it’s time to wake up and smell the snow on the ground.

According to CBS News, “the congressional delegation was so large, it needed three military jets: two 737′s and a Gulfstream Five — up to 64 passengers — traveling in luxurious comfort. Add senators and staff, most of whom flew commercial, and we counted at least 101 Congress-related attendees. All for a summit that failed to deliver a global climate deal.”

Here is just a snippet of the cost to you, since figures are still being pulled out of Congressional records:

  • Three military jets at $9,900 per hour – $168,000 just in flight time.
  • Dozens flew commercial at up to $2,000 each.
  • 321 hotel nights booked – the bulk at Copenhagen’s five-star Marriott.
  • Meals add tens of thousands more.

Their collective carbon footprint?
They produced enough climate-stunting carbon dioxide to fill 10,000 Olympic swimming pools.

Absolute and total fail. But hey everyone, let’s all get on board with Cap and Tax because these people REALLY, really care about the environment. And you.

Brilliant.

Deep Thoughts By Robert Gibbs

Published by Mockarena on January 10, 2010 in Bobby McSmug (Robert Gibbs) and Really?. 5 Comments Tags: , , .

It’s not global warming, you guys. It’s CLIMATE CHANGE. That’s the new way that environmental wackjobs (up to and including this administration) intend to talk about man causing all of the earth’s ills. “Global warming” obviously isn’t working anymore, what with all of this record cold across the entire globe and whatnot.

But behold for a moment, the brilliance of Bobby, when confronted about the fact that it’s, you know, FREEZING everywhere. His reply? “I would say that even in places that are used to getting very cold weather, record cold…our weather patterns have been affected by change in our climate.”

Ladies and Gentlemen – our White House Press Secretary.

GAWD.

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