Because conservatism needs a makeover
If you’re in the mood for a nice chuckle with a side of cringe this morning, then watch this video of Alvin McAwkward Greene dancing to his own rap song. Well, trying to dance, anyway (Mock made me giggle this morning when she said that he apparently went to the same dancing school as Obama).
This video makes me think two things. One, Democrats are HILARIOUS. And two, I’m thinking about encouraging my youngest Great Dane to run for Congress. I honestly think he can win.
I mean, he’s been working HARD, you guys. Handling all those number one priorities he’s been spewing about over the past year and a half.
According to this article, it’s the family’s fourth – or sixth – vacation. It all depends on who you read, really, but if you’re reading me here at Chicks on the Right, I’ll just say that the dude takes a LOT of damn vacations. Too many, in my humble opinion, as I believe there’s a LOT of work to do, in case everyone didn’t notice.
“Like a lot of the American people, the President is taking a little time with his family to recharge his batteries,” White House spokesman Bill Burton told reporters Thursday. He said he expects the first family will go hiking, spend time at the beach and “enjoy the people and the good food” on the island.
And by “a lot of the American people,” this journalist-person obviously meant “celebrity and rich people elite.” I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t take four or six or sometimes even ONE vacation a year. Especially in this economy.
Today, he strolled a book store and bought some classics for his kids. And then he went to play golf all day. If you don’t believe me, go ahead and consult the gazillion articles and news snippets that will account his entire trip, I’m sure. I’ll wait over here. You know….in between working on and off all weekend.
Ten glorious days of fun in the sun with a bunch of other rich people that are completely out of touch with reality. And better than you. I imagine that this is lovely, although I kind of don’t think I’ll ever know, seeing as how I currently owe $44,000 to the National Debt and stuff.
Have a cocktail on us, Mr. President. Oh wait – I’m sure you already have.
Democrat Ray Lutz and Libertarian Mike Benoit of California. Congratulations, you looney wannabe Congressmen!
According to this article on Politico, two “congressional hopefuls have gone on hunger strike to demand a debate with Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-Calif.).”
Yeah. These two are starving themselves until they can get a debate. Lutz was the brainchild of the genius plan, and then Benoit decided to jump into the insanity as well. Good move, Benoit. Good move.
The pair are on their fifth day of a hunger strike they started at sundown on Aug. 12.
The hunger has almost disappeared except when there’s food around and TV ads and stuff. The Hometown Buffet commercial is one of the worst. They are an all-you-can-eat buffet,” said Mike Benoit, the libertarian candidate in the three-way race.
(Insert dramatic pause here for me to shake my head in disbelief)
My favorite part of the article (other than the first sentence where pinnacle-of-political-journalism Politico spells “desserts” wrong) is the response to this sheer stupidity. Since Hunter’s agreed to a debate in October, Dave Gilliard, his spokesperson, said, “My hope is that he holds out and doesn’t expire before October because that’s when we’re going to debate him, and we’ve told him that several times.”
Make no mistake – that is comic gold, people.
Lutz, while he’s lost 14 pounds and has been seeing a doctor and doing enemas and all sorts of other stupid, unnecessary crap, said that he doesn’t “want to die – going to a debate with Duncan Hunter is not important enough for me to die,” he told POLITICO.
Um, you THINK?
I’d just like to remind everyone that these dudes are RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.
Holy mother of ass clowns.
Did you guys know that you’re not allowed to sing the National Anthem at the Lincoln Memorial?
Yeah. I didn’t either. Because I kind of thought that I LIVED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Who would’ve guessed that “a group of students (would be) confronted by a security guard for singing the national anthem. The students, members of the conservative Young America’s Foundation, were told by U.S. Park Police that they were in violation of federal law and their impromptu performance constituted a demonstration in an area that must remain ‘completely content neutral.‘”
Content NEUTRAL. Um, alrighty then.
One of the students, Shawn Balcomb, said the singing was spontaneous, not planned, and was certainly not intended to be political. “We got maybe two lines in and a police officer came over and he was yelling,” he told Fox News. “I was dumbfounded.”
Evan Gassman, a spokesman for the group, said, “I was taken aback. You wouldn’t expect a display of national patriotism to be censored.” At that point, he said, it had become political — and the group kept singing as an act of civil disobedience.
“If their idea of civil disobedience is singing the national anthem, then so be it,” Gassman said. “Let them disobey.”
I think I speak for a lot of Americans out there when I say you go ON, Mr. Gassman.
Here’s the video of the Young America’s Foundation singing the National Anthem. You know, in protest, because they’re NOT ALLOWED TO DO SO AT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL. As for Mr. Security Guard and all those folks around the country who find things like the NATIONAL ANTHEM offensive…
You can bite it.
According to this, New Hampshire malicious ass clown Democratic activist and State Rep. candidate Keith Halloran spewed a lovely little statement on his Facebook page about the plane that crashed in Alaska and ended the life of former-U.S. Senator Ted Stevens this week.
He said, “Just wish Sarah and Levy were on board.”
His comment appeared in response to a post by another Facebook user on the tragedy.
Republicans had this to say about the comment:
“Mr. Halloran’s outrageous comments are a new low, even by the standards of the New Hampshire Democrat Party,” said New Hampshire GOP spokesman Ryan Williams. “His publicly stated death wish for Governor Palin and her family is abhorrent, and has no place in public discourse. Governor Lynch and Ann McLane Kuster need to immediately denounce Mr. Halloran’s hateful remarks and demand that he personally apologize to the Palin family.”
But wait. There’s MORE.
You see, there was at least one more COMPASSIONATE Democrat who used social media to spew some of that oh-so-familiar verbal vomit:
Natch Greyes, a staffer for Democratic Rep. and Senate hopeful Paul Hodes tweeted the following on July 21st: “I have to wonder if & or when @sarahpalinusa will learn the meaning of our state motto: “live free or die.”
Ah yes…hope and change and butterflies and puppy breath. Well, that is unless you’re a conservative woman. In that case, the compassionate left would like you dead. You know….from a plane crash.
Stay classy, Dems.
The Dems would like you to think that you should never let a good crisis go to waste. They believe in spendiddlydimulus B.S. They would like you to think that Big Government is the answer to all of our problems. What is especially interesting (in an insane kind of way) to me is that these notions have NEVER WORKED. And they never will. And yet, they continue to fool the sheep out there that believe in these false notions. Thus, me posting this video about “The Broken Window Fallacy.” It’s a very elementary, 3-minute video that I believe even my six-month old could understand.
But Democrats? Yeeeeeah. Not so much.
You know that new stimulus sales pitch Mock wrote about this morning? Well, the reason they’re asking for more money is because the first one failed. So, you know, Bo and McMensa are going to try to lie to you again to get even MORE of your money to squander on absolutely nothing.
Or give it to casinos that bring in a gazillion dollars a year. You know….whatever they feel like that particular day, I suppose.
With the help of Chris Dodd, that “let me help you spend YOUR hard-earned money, you stupid taxpayers” Democrat, “the federal government has awarded $54 million to Connecticut’s politically well-connected Mohegan Indian tribe, which operates one of the highest grossing casinos in the U.S.”
Wow. Way to stimulate the economy, Einsteins.
The tribe runs the sprawling Mohegan Sun casino, halfway between New York City and Boston, which earned more than $1.3 billion in gross revenues in 2009. Each tribe member receives a cut of the profits, a number a tribal official said was “less than $30,000″ per capita per year. The stimulus money is a loan from a U.S. Department of Agriculture rural development program that is meant to help communities of less than 20,000 people that have been “unable to obtain other credit at reasonable rates and terms and are unable to finance the proposed project from their own resources.”
I just thought I’d let you guys know how that first stimulus was spent. You know – the one that YOU PAID FOR AND WILL CONTINUE TO PAY FOR.
But you’re right, ass clowns. We need another stimulus.
And the hits just keep on comin’….
Obama’s definition of crisis:
A REAL crisis:
And there’s your word lesson of the day, folks.
P.S. – I wonder if Bo is having fun at all of his fundraisers this week.
GAWD.
Oh look, everyone. According to this, Bo’s national security policy actually does involve surly puppies. And unicorns and patchouli-scented pillows.
President Obama’s speech at West Point Saturday is the most sweeping statement yet of his plan to create a national security policy emphasizing education, clean energy, green jobs, anti-climate change measures, the granting of full American constitutional rights to accused terrorists, and “engagement” with America’s enemies.
More specifically, the Bo Security Trinity includes the following parts:
First, there is education, so American children can “compete in an age where knowledge is capital, and the marketplace is global.” Second, there is clean energy, to “power new industry and unbound us from foreign oil and preserve our planet.” Third, there is scientific innovation that “unlocks wonders as unforeseen to us today as the microchip and the surface of the moon were a century ago.”
This so-called “strategy” of his? The article says that it “sends a message to the world that Obama is dedicated to domestic concerns and the projection of soft power abroad.”
Did you get that? I’ll wait over here for a second while you digest it…
SOFT POWER. What in the holy hell IS that?
I’ll tell you what it is. It’s this:
Do you feel the soft power? Do you?
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel much safer now.
Krauthammer is dead on here. And in case you didn’t know, arrogance and lawlessness lead to really, really bad things.
Wake up, America.
Here’s a 9-second clip that pretty much sums up the difference between Democrats and Republicans very nicely. Republicans would like to be safe, and they understand that in order to do that, you actually need to have a strong military defense. Democrats, on the other hand, would like to hold hands, spray some lavender in the room, and sing campfire songs while our enemies plot our demise.
Behold the alien John Kerry, with his absolutely brilliant (and by brilliant, I obviously mean that he’s insane) response to Sen. Jim DeMint’s (R-S.C.) questions during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on May 18.
DeMint asks, simply, “Is it not desirable for us to have a missile defense system that renders their threat useless?”
And, here’s Kerry’s response. Welcome to Bizarro World, everyone.
I can’t believe I missed this story for the past month. Apparently, HBO is producing a miniseries based on Obama and the 2008 Presidential campaign. It will be called “Game Change,” and it’ll feature the main cast of characters, including Obama, Michelle, Hillary, and of course, Sarah Palin. Because they have to have a villain, of course.
And, according to the article, liberal will equal good, and conservative will equal bad. Because OF COURSE IT WILL.
HBO’s previous foray into political drama, Recount, about the mess that followed the 2000 election certainly interpreted history in a certain way. The Democratic operatives who were fighting the post election recount battle were depicted as well meaning, if a bit naïve, and seriously unprepared for the bare knuckles fight that the Republican operatives gave them. The Republicans, for the most part, were vicious, win-at-all costs villains who didn’t care about democracy or fairness.
Did you guys catch that? Republicans don’t care about DEMOCRACY or FAIRNESS. Um, OK.
Casting for this miniseries is still in the air, and IHateTheMedia.com had a take on who they believe should play certain characters in the drama. For example, they thought that Will Smith should play Obama, while Patrick Ewing should play Michelle. And Beavis (from Beavis and Butthead) should obviously play Geithner. Brilliant.
Either way, I may have HBO shut off in my house when this piece of crap airs. Because last time I checked, I still lived in a non-socialist democracy. Well, for now, anyway.
Way to funnel the Kool-Aid, HBO. Nice work.
And yes, you can go ahead and laugh out loud. I did.
According to this, Bo gave the commencement speech at the University of Michigan yesterday. And he gave graduates this sage advice:
“If you’re a fan of Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh, try reading a few columns on the Huffington Post website…If we choose only to expose ourselves to opinions and viewpoints that are in line with our own, studies suggest that we will become more polarized, more set in our ways.”
“But if we choose to actively seek out information that challenges our assumptions and our beliefs, perhaps we can begin to understand where the people who disagree with us are coming from.”
And then he said that the “practice of listening to opposing views is essential for effective citizenship. It’s essential for our democracy.”
Yeeeaaaah.
Go ahead and take a minute to guffaw. I’ll wait over here.
Newsbusters.org went on to cite 13 different news articles – just a few from the past two years – that have Bo pointing fingers at Fox News and how not legit they are from a news standpoint – all the while praising CNN and MSNBC as that “real” news, of course.
In fact, I think it was Bo and his administration that led the boycott of Fox News, right?
And then there’s that whole bipartisanship thing that he spewed during the election, that, well, we won’t keep holding our breath on that one.
Nothing like some “do as I say and not as I do” advice on graduation day. Go forth and prosper, young graduates. And if I were you, I’d stay far away from the Detroit area if you’re planning on attempting to actually work with that degree you just earned. I heard that Bo’s stimulus hasn’t really made it there yet…
Here he is talking about the kickbacks and rationalizing what a bunch of crooks the Democratic party is.
He also thinks that people are THRILLED with having Obamacare shoved down their throats. Aaaand, he believes that his poll numbers for reelection are actually good.
So, let’s recap. Living in a fantasy world of complete ignorance and making a sh*tload of money at the expense of U.S. taxpayers must be fun.
The majority of lawyers. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Wow, Daisy. That’s a broad statement, and it’s not very nice to say you don’t like an entire group of people.” Well, I made sure I was careful with my semantics there, what with all our liberal readers who are concerned with that crap and all. I hate MOST lawyers. Not all of them, mind you, as I have several friends and acquaintances who are lawyers. I actually happen to love some of them, as some of them are good people. But most of them? Yeah….I can safely say that I’d like to punch most of them in the face. Repeatedly.
So, you know how global warming is a big, huge lie from the left to tax the crap out of already taxed-out Americans who don’t give two sh*ts if the core temperature of the earth goes up by one degree in 100 years and don’t feel as though they should be penalized for that bogus data in the form of thousands of dollars a year expense at the hands of the U.S. government? So Al McManBearPig and Tipper can roll around in a big wad of cash he’s sucking out of me and my family? Yeah. Big, fat lie, folks.
Anywho.
Since the whole Cap and Tax thing is starting to waver a bit due to people with Actual Brains and Common Sense knowing that global warming is that big, fat lie, guess what the left is doing now to combat this invisible monster that is supposedly going to kill us all in a fiery ball of hell fire?
They’re rounding up the lawyers, of course!
According to Gateway Pundit and Fox News,
Environmentalists, unable to squeeze “cap and trade” rules through the U.S. Senate, have a new strategy for combating what they believe is man-made global warming:
They’re going to sue.
They’re revving up their briefs and getting ready to shop for judges who will be sympathetic to their novel claim that the companies they believe contribute to global warming are a “public nuisance.”
The environmentalists allege that individual companies are responsible for climate change because they have emitted greenhouse gases during the course of their operations. Those gases, they say, have “harmed” them by fostering Hurricane Katrina, eroding the shorelines of America’s coasts and causing global warming.
“People have a right to sue for redress of grievances,” said Lee A. DeHihns III, a partner with law firm Alston & Bird’s environmental and land development group and a former associate general counsel with the EPA. He said global warming is a “public nuisance,” just like a neighbor with a loud stereo. “You can sue for an intentional infliction of harm, a nuisance,” said DeHihns, whose firm is consulting with plaintiffs pursuing these cases.
Um, yeah…bloodthirsty, liberal, perpetuate-entitlement-and-victimization lawyers?
You suck.
That is all.
