Yes, this is a petty post. So, if you want something less petty, you may want to just skip over it altogether. You’ve been warned. And, frankly, I’m in healthcare monstrosity denial tonight, so sue me. The line formed a year ago, so feel free to jump right in.
According to Michelle Obama’s Mirror’s Blog, her arms have been exposed once again, which obviously means that bikini season is on the horizon.
Behold:
Looking like a candy striper that is paying obvious homage to Bo’s healthcare nightmare, she is sans her usual bondage belt. I repeat – SANS bondage belt, you guys. Upon first glance, I was downright hopeful, to say the least. And in this particular picture, I’ll even go as far as to say that she looks kinda cute and the outfit may even look like something I would wear. Then, I looked further and noticed that the skirt’s waist is not really at her waist, but right below her breastular area, taking the place of her usual bondage belt:
I was actually hurt by the sheer deceitfulness of this bondage belt that is merely pretending to be a skirt.
And then she totally lost me:
Perhaps a much-needed stylist would’ve prompted her to go up a size. But that’s neither here nor there. The important thing is that FLOTUS has spoken. Spring has sprung. Bring on the flip-flops.
