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Someone Please Make Her Stop

So, I’m reading this article today about how Michelle Obama is slipping in the polls along with her husband.

Her poll numbers are higher than Bo’s, but let’s face it – who’s aren’t at this point, right? Regardless, her numbers have gone down:

55% of Americans have at least a somewhat favorable opinion of Mrs. Obama. That’s down 7 points, or 11%, since November’s survey and it’s her lowest approval level since holding the Bible for her Democratic husband, Barack, to take the oath of office on that cold D.C day back on Jan. 20.

You know what I think it is?

The right-under-the-boobs-bondage belts.

What in the holy hell is up with these BELTS? I couldn’t even read the rest of the article – the belt was too distracting.

Someone please make her stop. Immediately.

The FLOTUS Belt Fetish Continues…

I think she’s talking about the garden and the State Dinner and, well, I don’t know.

I kind of don’t give a crap.

I mean, that BELT. Much like looking directly at Medusa, you may want to be careful when looking straight at it. I believe it could actually cause spontaneous seizures.