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Yet Another Reason Why Global Warming Is A Big Old Scam

Looks like Al McManBearPig and pals are in good, mentally-stable company. Osama Bin Laden believes in global warming, so much so that he thinks it’s all America’s fault, of course. Or at least he says this, anyway. According to this article, Nutjob Bin Crazy has “called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.”

He blamed all of us dirty Americans for “hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.” And then he called for a stop on using the American “dollar and get rid of it as soon as possible,” he said. “I know that this has great consequences and grave ramifications, but it is the only means to liberate humanity from slavery and dependence on America.”

Basically, Wackjob McGee is trying to have his message of murder and insanity reach past his Islamic militant cult following.

So, I’m wondering – will Nancy McBotox jump on this bandwagon? It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.

GAWD.

I Kind Of Love This Dude…

This guy reminds me of a British version of my Grandaddy (God rest his wonderful, adorable soul). My Grandaddy was the kind of guy who didn’t give two craps what you thought about him and he spoke the truth. Always. Like, when I gained my undergraduate freshman 10 pounds, he looked at me on Christmas break and said, “You look kind of thick, girl.” I mean, this may be a bit offensive to some, but I actually appreciated the fact that he loved me enough to tell me the truth. And, I put the beer down just a bit that next semester as a result.

The truth is always a good thing. And it’s precisely what Godfrey Bloom, member of European Parliament is spouting here when talking about the absolute taxpayer-money-in-Gore’s-deep-pockets joke that is global warming.

He says what I’d like to say, really. Just in a highly entertaining “Benny Hill is soooo irritated” kind of way. Love.

Are you listening, McManBearPig?

Hey, Look Everyone! Rolling Stone Is Now An Expert In Global Warming Politics

I have a subscription to Rolling Stone magazine. I may not have it much longer, though, because I have become increasingly annoyed with them shoving leftist crap down my throat. Seriously, people. Can you not just stick to writing about the current status of ABBA and Disney’s teeny-bopper du jour, for crying out loud? Here’s the most recent cover I had the pleasure of looking at over coffee this morning:

Case in point: this article, titled, The Climate Killers: Meet the 17 polluters and deniers who are derailing efforts to curb global warming

It talks about the 17 most evil people that are not working alongside global warming fanatics to ultimately monitor, control, and tax every single freakin’ thing you do in life.

What a bunch of greedy bastards, right?

They all kind of remind me of this dude, actually – John Hirst, the head of the Met Office, who currently makes a bigger salary than the UK Prime Minister.

Yeah. He’s one of those really caring and compassionate environmentalist weather dudes that predicted the doom and gloom of global warming. Right before it got really, really cold, that is.

Weird how that whole double-standard thing works.

I wonder how much cold, hard, undeserved cash Al McManBearPig pocketed in 2009…..huh…..

Art For A Thursday Morning

Now, this is ART, you guys.

I especially like the hot air blowing out of his gaping piehole. I think that just puts the proverbial cherry on top.

Hats off to http://www.frozengore.com.

This Global Warming Stuff Is FREEZING!

The top headlines on the Drudge Report read as follows:

Al Gore has got to be totally freaking out.

Speaking of Al Gore, this is an oldie but a goodie, and I hereby dedicate it to all of those craaazy guys and gals out there who still actually believe we puny little humans are affecting global climate change.

Al McManBearPig Is Making Crap Up Again. I’m Shocked And Dismayed.

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So, McManBearPig goes over to Copenhagen to act like he’s a scientist or something. You know, in addition to inventing the Internet and all.

He makes this blanket statement:
“These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest to Dr Wieslav Maslowski that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years,” The Times quoted Gore, as saying.

The problem is that Maslowski sort of called him out on the fact that he blatantly misquoted him. And that he would never say such a thing. His exact words: “I would never try to estimate likelihood at anything as exact as this.”

Nice work, McManBearPig. Way to dig your way out of that hole.

Oh, and it’s 13 right now in my Midwest city. Brrrrr. I’m just sayin.

Al McManBearPig Is Now Living In His Own Time Dimension

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When asked about those Climategate emails, Al Gore answered in iambic pentameter.

I’m kidding. He didn’t do that. But he did manage to say how the emails were from TEN YEARS AGO – three times, to be exact. As if saying it three times would make it true.

Basically, McManBearPig didn’t read the emails at all. Because, the fact is that one was from just two months ago. Another was sent on November 12 – just a month ago. Ones from Tom Wigley are all from this year. Aaaand, Phil Jones’ infamous email urging other Climategate scientists to delete emails is from last year.

But McManBearPig just keeps spewing that they’re from ten years ago (while paraphrasing Shakespeare, of course, because we’d expect no less from such a scholarly pillar of smarts).

To paraphrase Shakespeare, it’s sound and fury signifying nothing. I haven’t read all the e-mails, but the most recent one is more than 10 years old. These private exchanges between these scientists do not in any way cause any question about the scientific consensus.

I think it’s been taken wildly out of context. The discussion you’re referring to was about two papers that two of these scientists felt shouldn’t be accepted as part of the IPCC report. Both of them, in fact, were included, referenced, and discussed. So an e-mail exchange more than 10 years ago including somebody’s opinion that a particular study isn’t any good is one thing, but the fact that the study ended up being included and discussed anyway is a more powerful comment on what the result of the scientific process really is.

These people are examining what they can or should do to deal with the P.R. dimensions of this, but where the scientific consensus is concerned, it’s completely unchanged. What we’re seeing is a set of changes worldwide that just make this discussion over 10-year-old e-mails kind of silly.

His time dimension includes flowers and poetry and incense, I’ve heard – with absolutely no sense of reality or, well, clocks.

That ignorance thing sure is bliss.

Apologies If You’ve Just Eaten, Were About To Eat, Or Ever Plan On Eating Ever.

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You guys, there is the most nauseating article in Vanity Fair right now.  It’s an article which sings the praises of Al Gore’s book Our Choice, and more specifically, of the POEM HE WROTE IN IT.

I’m sure he’ll be the next Pulitzer winner.  There is absolutely no question in my mind that whatever awards are possible for Al Gore to win, he’ll win, because he has so many people snowed.  In fact, I’m surprised that he hasn’t yet won a MTV music video award.

Wait.  Has he?  I could be wrong about that.

Anyway, allow me to share some of the adjectives the article’s author chooses to use about Al Gore and his poem:  fresh, beautiful, evocative, disturbing, accomplished, nuanced, arresting, and my favorite – scientifically accurate.  Isn’t that hilarious?  Here is the poem in its entirety:

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea

Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly

Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning’s celebration

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools

I think Al might think he’s a shepherd.  Shepherds are known the world over as inventors of the internet.  I wasn’t sure if you knew that or not.

Meantime, the amount of CO2 being emitted at the Copenhagen meeting is equivalent to the daily amount of carbon dioxide produced by 30 of the world’s smaller countries. 

NEAT!

20,000 Fly Across The World In Fuel-Guzzling Jets To Discuss Man Made Climate Change

I love George Will’s most recent article about the whole climate change hoax. In it, he breaks down what Obama intends to do in terms of reducing emissions.

He says, “Barack Obama, understanding the histrionics required in climate-change debates, promises that U.S. emissions in 2050 will be 83 percent below 2005 levels. If so, 2050 emissions will equal those in 1910, when there were 92 million Americans. But there will be 420 million Americans in 2050, so Obama’s promise means that per capita emissions then will be about what they were in 1875. That. Will. Not. Happen.”

Is it just me, or is anyone else just dumbfounded by the people who are still convinced that we need to take any action, drastic or otherwise, to make an impact on the climate? If there is one constant certainty, it’s the CLIMATE FREAKING CHANGES. It always has. As the article points out, “From millennia before the Medieval Warm Period (800 to 1300), through the Little Ice Age (1500 to 1850), and for millennia hence, climate change is always a 100 percent certainty. Skeptics doubt that the scientists’ models, which cannot explain the present, infallibly map the distant future.”

To add insult to the already injured alarmists, things in Denmark, where they already have a cap and trade plan in place, aren’t going so well. There’s apparently a big scandal brewing there which involves massive fraud in the “trading” part of cap and trade. And that’s because, as people with Actual Brains have realized forever, this whole hoax is nothing but a money-making venture for people like Al Gore and his ardent followers.

But, you know, let’s go ahead and have the big Copenhagen meeting and fly thousands of people in and pollute the skies and stuff. That seems like a good idea.

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Time To Start Squirming, McManBearPig…

I kind of love these guys. They’re a group called We Are Change Chicago. Just this past weekend, they went into a Borders on State Street in Chicago while McManBearPig was doing one of his many “look at me, I invented the Internet” book signings, and you know what they did? They challenged him. They even screamed a little, which I thought was a bit overdue at this point, seeing as how Climategate is still not being duly covered by the MSM. And they did this protesting while simultaneously being yelled at by all the lemmings waiting in line to get their book signed by McManBearPig. Yep. I said lemmings.

Some of the transcript of what went down:

First up was Saad Ali. As he approached Gore, he peacefully and respectably asked, Sir, can you comment on the emails and documents that were hacked [ClimateGate] that reveal that the research was a fraud and that it was all manipulated? Gore, with an evil smirk, claimed that he never read them. By the look on his face and his stutter, it became quite clear that Gore was extremely uncomfortable with the question, so he quickly glared towards his security. The agents grabbed and assaulted Saad, escorting him away from Gore for merely asking a simple question. The press took notice and started filming and snapping pictures of what was going on. One of which appeared the next day in the Chicago Sun Times.

Following Saads confrontation, Sati Word, a member of WAC Chicago, questioned Gore on why the IPCC hasnt released any reports on sunspot activity. However, before he could get an answer from Gore, security grabbed Sati and escorted him out of the building.

A little while later, Anthony, an activist from We Are Change Ohio, approached Gore and handed him the petition of the 31,486 scientists who say that Global Warming is a complete hoax. Anthony asked, What do you think about the science behind this sir? Mr. Gore rolled his eyes, and security escorted him out of the building.

Steve (swizzlesteve), was the last activist to question Gore. Within seconds of asking, Any comments on ClimateGate? The emails that prove its a scam, a farce, that global warming is a joke, any comment? Mr. Gore is heard to utter a few uhhhhhhhs and security quickly steps in to remove him as well.

It’s a 6-minute video, but well worth the watch on a Friday. And, McManBearPig’s smugness is palpable. As is the huge SUV he takes off in at the end of the clip.

Wake up, people and cop a clue. GAWD.

Speaking of “Climategate”

LOVE.

Al McManBearPig = Real Man Of Genius (That We Should All Throw Our Hard-Earned Money At!)

If you’ve been a clever and competent reader for at least a two-week span, you’ll know how much I think Al McManBearPig is full of monkey crap. And how I think the whole climate-crisis, global-warming, cap-and-tax thing is just a way to suck more money out of my pocket and funnel it into blowhard wallets such as McManBearPig’s.

So yeah – in case you were wavering on where I stood there, now you know.

That’s why I think it’s funny when I get comments from readers, yelling at me that I don’t know what I’m talking about. I don’t know the difference between things like weather and climate and geothermal this and temperature that. Frankly, I was a lowly English major, and I STILL know that it’s a bunch of crap. However, the dude who’s asking for my hard-earned money to remedy a non-existent crisis should know. He should know a LOT more than me. All I need to understand is that controlling a population for the sake of the earth’s core temperature POSSIBLY going down one degree in 100 years is, well, a big ol’ sham. It’s a nice, heaping teaspoon of political snake oil. And, I’m not the only one who’s doubting it these days…

So, when I see footage such as this clip from The Tonight Show – where McManBearPig speaks so eloquently about his pet project – his BABY, mind you – I get even more peeved. Dude doesn’t even know what in the heck he’s talking about.

Behold as our brilliant McManBearPig speaks of how “the interior of the earth is extremely hot – several million degrees,” when in fact the temperature at the core is nowhere near that. According to Actual Scientists with Actual Brains, “If the temperature anywhere inside the earth was ’several million degrees,’ we’d be a star.” (Also note that for you science buffs, the article gives a lot more information to back up why McManBearPig’s statements are “absurd.”)

Ah yes, but let’s just keep throwing money at him, shall we?

Awesome.

Yet More Data To Prove Al McManBearPig’s Wackness

My stepson does this awesome impression of Al Gore’s “character” on South Park. If he’s serious about something, he’ll look at me and say, “I’m serial. I’m super serial.” And every time, it makes me giggle.

Last night, we watched the rerun of this classic episode:

And weirdly enough, after giggling once again at how much of a complete sham this is and how Gore continues to shove it down our throats for his own narcissistic and financial gain, I saw this study this morning. It basically talks about how it’s getting colder, and specifically how October was the third coldest October on record.

But yeah. Cap and Tax is a stellar idea. He’s super serial, you guys.

Newsflash: Al McManBearPig Gore Is Making Money Off Global Warming

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I know. I was shocked by this, too.

Gore is a partner in a venture capital firm that is reaping a lot of benefit from this whole scam global warming thing.

The firm, Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, is “one of Silicon Valley’s top venture capital providers,” who, by the way, is “looking for $75 million to expand its partnerships with utilities seeking to install millions of so-called smart meters in homes and businesses.”

Mr. Gore and his partners backed this little company called Silver Springs Networks, which produces “hardware and software to make the electricity grid more efficient.” To add to the back-and-forth massage-fest, Silver Spring retained McManBearPig and John Doerr, another Kleiner Perkins partner, as unpaid corporate advisers.

And last week, the Energy Department “announced $3.4 billion in smart grid grants. Of the total, more than $560 million went to utilities with which Silver Spring has contracts.”

Isn’t THAT convenient for him?

So, just from this one little deal, McManBearPig and his little venture capital buddies could “recoup their investment many times over in coming years.”

Let’s recap how else McManBearPig is taking advantage of this whole global warming scam thing:

  • Since he left his Vice Presidential seat, his net worth has skyrocketed from book and movie profits and “scores of speeches for which he can be paid more than $100,000″ a pop.
  • He is a founder of Generation Investment Management, based in London and run by David Blood, a former head of Goldman Sachs Asset Management (the firm was quickly dubbed Blood and Gore).
  • He earns a partner’s salary at Kleiner Perkins.
  • He serves as an adviser to high-profile technology companies including Apple and Google, relationships that have paid him handsome dividends over the last eight years.
  • Of course, as a private citizen, he doesn’t have to be transparent about his many riches, but the “scale of his wealth is evident in a single investment of $35 million in Capricorn Investment Group, a private equity fund started by his friend Jeffrey Skoll, the first president of eBay.”

But, yeah, he’s doing all of this out of the goodness of his heart and to save us all from the perils of global warming. 

Riiiiiiiiight. You just keep on thinking that, bleeding hearts….

Apparently, I’m Not The Only One That Thinks Global Warming Is A Big Scam

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According to this article, Americans are losing faith in Al McManBearPig Gore’s pet project. In fact, “the number of Americans who believe there is solid evidence the Earth is warming because of pollution is at its lowest point in three years.”

57 percent believe there is strong scientific evidence the Earth has gotten hotter over the past few decades, and as a result, people are viewing the situation as less serious. That’s down from 77 percent in 2006, and 71 percent in April 2008.

Huh.

It seems as though the more Americans read up on Cap and Tax Trade, the more we reject it. And, the article says that if you live in the Midwest (like me), you’re more likely to think Al McManBearPig is full of crap. If you live in the Northeast or the west coast, then you’re more than likely in a liberal state and believe that Al McManBearPig actually invented the Internet, too.

Despite the fact that support for global warming is fading in America, Sen. Barbara Boxer of California is positive about the poll’s results. She said, “Today, to get 57 percent saying that the climate is warming is good, because today everybody is grumpy about everything,” Boxer said. “Science will win the day in America. Science always wins the day.”

I wonder if she means the kind of “science” that will ultimately get really rich off of Cap and Trade or real science. The jury’s still out on that one.

Hey Everyone! Let’s Scare The Sh*t Out Of Some Kids To Make Al Gore Look Smarter!

This video perplexes me. And, just so you know, that previous sentence was me being nice.

It’s a video being shown in the UK to apparently make kids more aware of climate change. It was made by a group named Act on CO2, and you can read about them here if you so choose. I suspect this kind of crap will more than likely be on at the primetime hour here in the States shortly, what with the overwhelming sense of urgency with the biggest scam ever global warming looming in the near distance, ready to kill us all with its sharp talons of death – and Al McManBearPig Gore and Friends’ push for Cap and Tax, of course.

Just so we’re clear, I want to punch the maker of this video in the face.

(Well, I TRIED being nice, anyway…)

Enjoy the insanity:

I Am ALL OVER This Movie.

An Inconsistent Truth is a documentary coming out this winter that combats Al McManBearPig Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth. Apparently, since Al pulled the notion of global warming out of his assular area, the temperature of the planet has actually decreased. Huh. Go figure. Because of this, I’m beginning to question his inventing the Internet now, too. So, you can only imagine how disillusioned I’ve become.

I’ll just put it out there. I am vehemently opposed to Cap and Tax. I don’t think enough questions have been asked, nor do I believe that taxing every energy transaction is going to do diddly for the earth. Believe what you want, clever and competent readers, but I believe it’s a big, fat scam. And the joke’s on us.

I can’t wait to see this movie. I wonder if IT will be shown in liberally-indoctrinated classrooms all over the country….

I won’t hold my breath.

Aaaand another trailer for you…(my favorite of the three that are floating around out there in cyberspace right now):

Al Gore Goes To Madison, Wisconsin To Talk About How Tropical It Is There

Al Gore went to the balmy, tropical paradise of Madison, Wisconsin to get more support for the absolute scam of global warming the climate change debate. Just so we’re all clear on how global warming has affected places like Madison, Wisconsin, it’s 27 degrees there as I write this. Holy sunscreen and bikinis. Someone grab a fan already. Geez.

While Gore spewed a bunch of words run together like, “I think there has been a very powerful recognition, not only in this country, but in many countries, that there is a linkage between the climate crisis and the economic crisis and the national security crisis that is in part derivative of the world’s ridiculous over-dependence on carbon-based fuels,” not everyone in the audience was uber-supportive of Mr. Man-Bear Pig.

Surprisingly, he took a couple questions from journalists in the audience. A guy named Phelim McAleer, an Irish filmmaker, asked Gore to address nine errors in his film identified by a British court in 2007. Gore responded that the court ruling supported the showing of his film (An Inconvenient Truth) in British schools. And NOT surprisingly, when McAleer tried to keep on with his questioning, his microphone was shut off.

I know. Democrats trying to squelch questioning or opposition of any kind. I was shocked, too.

You know what this reminds me of? This compelling video of Gore in action:

Bill Clinton’s Latest Romantic Conquest Appears To Be Al Gore

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Love is in the air, folks.

According to this, Bill Clinton and Al Gore joined together in Nashville after Ted Kennedy’s funeral to assure an audience full of Democrats that Kennedy’s dream of a national healthcare plan would come to fruition.

The praise was heaped on Kennedy, as you might expect, with Gore calling him, “by far the most effective member of the United States Senate that I ever served with.” And, according to Melissa Lafsky on the Huffington Post, perhaps even Mary Jo Kopechne herself would have nice things to say about Kennedy’s career. I KID YOU NOT. Melissa Lafsky, who is officially the most despicable person of the day, suggested that We don’t know how much Kennedy was affected by her death, or what she’d have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history. So it doesn’t automatically make someone (aka, me) a Limbaugh-loving, aerial-wolf-hunting NRA troll for asking what Mary Jo Kopechne would have had to say about Ted’s death, and what she’d have thought of the life and career that are being (rightfully) heralded. Who knows — maybe she’d feel it was worth it. “ CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???

But I digress. Back to the lovefest.

Clinton said, “Al Gore is the best vice president this country ever had,” and then heaped some praise on him for orchestrating the release of the journalists from North Korea recently even though they were THERE BECAUSE OF HIM TO BEGIN WITH.

But I digress again.

When it was Al’s turn to speak, he went straight for emotion that liberals know best – guilt – bellowing that the country has “a moral duty to pass health care reform. This year.” A moral duty, he said. Gawd.

He went on, “We have a lot of talk about liberal and conservative, and left and right, but when there are tens of millions of people in our country who can’t get access to health care, we need to pass health care reform this year. Build support for it. Let’s give President Obama the victory our country needs!”

Perhaps he should watch the video we posted earlier about the true number of uninsured.

Those two ought to just make out and get it over with already.

The Geeks That Don’t Like Al Gore

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Let me start with the fact that I use the term “geek” affectionately here.  I love geeks.  And, there are some out there that feel as though they’ve been defeated, in a sense, by Al Gore and his fuzzy science. 

Enter Global Warming – or what Joseph L. Bast, president of The Heartland Institute, refers to as “popular delusion.”

According to this article, the Heartland Institute had its third annual International Conference on Climate Change last week – “a daylong session of speeches and scientific presentations.”  Including “conservative think tanks and groups, the conference drew about 250 guests, most of them researchers and policy analysts, some from as far away as Japan and Australia.”

And, I know you’re going to be shocked to hear this – almost no media was there to cover it.

In fact, Bast eludes to the fact that the conservative scientific community is pretty much ignored on this issue, saying that “if you open your newspaper, turn on your TV set, you’re likely to see global warming alarmism, and nothing else.”

This group – like many other educated people in this country – believe that emissions and carbon dioxide aren’t heating up the earth and eventually causing the demise of our planet and the people on it.  Instead, they feel that any weird atmospheric happenings in the 20th century are a “natural cycle of the Earth’s unpredictable, roller-coaster weather patterns.”

So, you can imagine their disgust at Al Gore, his movie (they laugh at it), and the “darker motives of the climate debate.”  These “darker motives” include what they believe to be a “liberal-inspired hoax, intended to wrest control of world energy policy and wealth from Western countries so the United Nations can have its way.”

To them, liberty, capitalism, and our economy may be at risk because of this hoax.  And I’m not sure if I disagree, seeing as how there is still no substantial proof for global warming, or moreover, proof that cap and trade will lower the core temperature of the earth by 1 degree in 100 years.  And, moreover, if THAT one-degree difference will really be worth our economy, our liberty, and capitalism being wrecked in the process.  Regardless, policy is being made around the fuzzy science at hand.

The group points out that the research that’s been done hasn’t taken into account many factors, and it’s excluded a great deal of other data, adding that you basically get out of research what you put into it.  Go figure.

In Virginia, they’ve established a Climate Change Commission and developed their first official report last December.  That report has a footnote that reads, “While we have concluded that the overwhelming evidence supports these points, we have heard testimony providing contrary information during public comment periods at our meetings.”

Alrighty then.  I feel much better now about the government regulating how much carbon dioxide I exhale…