So, you know how California is a giant ball of suck if you're a business owner?
Why yes. Yes, it is.
And Texas governor Rick Perry? Like any good free-market-loving capitalist conservative, he sees California's sucktastic loss as his gain.
Translation? Poor Jewwwwey got his feewings hurt. So he's fighting back with fart and burp metaphors on the playground. I think he kicked some dirt in Rick's face, too. And called him a poo-poo head.
Because of COURSE he did.