Seriously - I will never tire of the liberals who come to our facebook page, thinking they're super clever and hilarious and original, utterly unaware that they're posting the same exact tripe that we make fun of so many of them for all the time. 

Today's culprit?  Piper.  Piper, in addition to being an incredibly unoriginal insulter, had the added bonus of having the Worst Comebacks Of All Time.

BEHOLD:

Any second, she was about to let loose with the "I know you are but what am I?" retort.  I just KNOW it.  In any case, if you want a refresher on the link I pointed her to, it's right here.

I continued.

She doubled down, playing as coy as her adorable profile picture would lead you to believe she is.

I gave her a few minutes to reply, but what could she say at that point, except maybe, "Neener neener" or something else on the same par as her other replies?

Textbook.

So I deleted it and decided to save it for the Wall of Shame.

I really wish I could have been in her head in the few minutes before she posted the whole "what a cute couple" comment on our wall, because it amuses me to no end to think about her being all proud of herself for coming up with such a clever and unique slam.  You know she was all, "Oooo - BURN!" about it.

*giggles*