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Thursday, 12/06/2012 - 03:51 pm EST

CHICKTIONARY

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Courtesy of the most spectacular and special group of followers EVER, we now have a compilation of all of the Daisyisms and Mockisms that are used frequently on our site and facebook page.  This will be edited as often as necessary.  smiley

asshat n. One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

asshatty adj. Term to describe acting like an asshat.

assular adj. Buttock region of the human body.

awesomesauce n. / adj. Inspiring so much awe that it should be canned and sold at a premium price.

ballular adj. The groin area of the human body.

because of course phrase. Sarcasm for liberal justification of just about anything.

celebridiot n. A celebrity who is an idiot aka liberal. (Examples: Ashley Judd, George Clooney, Sean Penn, Madonna, Lady GaGa, Rosie O'Donnell, Eva Langoria, Brad Pitt, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins)

celebrifeminazi n. A celebrity harpy who suffers from delusions of grandeur that they know what is best for all women. (Examples: Ashley "Assley" Judd, Sandra Fluke, Beyonce, Scarlett Johansson)

cizzocktail n. Alternative to cocktail which ends up as [censored]tail at COTR. Plus it sounds really cool.

craptastic adj. Something so awful and so smelly that it is the opposite of fantastic.

CrunchDaddy Popcorn n. The official sponsor of COTR and some super duper awesome gourmet popcorn. It comes in handy to keep one's sanity when confronted with PMSNBC or election night results and makes a wonderful gift too.

Debbie McFrizz n. Nickname for Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D) the US Representative for Florida's 20th congressional district, the Chair of the Democratic Naitonal Committee, and a lying asshat.

douchecanoe n. A person who needs to be seriously cleansed away in such a manner that they float away like a canoe during the act of douching.

facesmash n. While in a gleeful state, when giving someone a hug is just not enough, you have to smash your faces together just short of a kiss.

glees n. A state of complete, unbridled joy.

Harrison Bergeronification n. The tendency for liberals to insist on creating an America in which everyone is equally miserable.  From Kurt Vonnegut's classic short story.

Ho Hos, B*tches! Ho Hos. phrase said in response to unions who run a company out of business rather than make concessions and end up losing their jobs.

Holy Mother of Desperation n. Refers to someone who is so desperate that they will lie, cheat, and steal to get their way. (Examples: Barrack Hussein Obama, David Axelrod, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and Stephanie Cutter)

Hopium Smokers n. Coined by the one and only C Steven Tucker to refer to the morons who bought into Obama's promises of Hope and Change.

hosebeast  n: A truly heinous, despicable horrific person, usually of the female persuasion. 

jackwagon n. Someone who is such a jackass that they go beyond being just an ass to the point where they are the jackass and the wagon.

Joey McMensa n. Nickname for Vice President Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden Jr. (D). A moonbat to beat all moonbats. He is often mistaken for an operative for the Right Wing Conspiracy because of his damaging and hilarious antics resulting from his small intellect.

Jip Jops n. Imagine a fugly pair of jeans and a whorish pair of flip flops boink in a dark alley. The resulting spawn will be the Debbie Wasserman-Shultz of the shoe world: jean flip flops. Jip Jops.

Landbeast n. Term used to described an obese human who insists on wearing inappropriate items of clothing regardless of their obesity, thereby evoking mockery.

McBotox n. Nickname for Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D) the Minority Leader in the House of Representatives and representing California's 8th congressional district. She is a total douchenozzle.

McManBearPig n. Nickname for Vice President Albert Arnold "Al" Gore Jr. (D) under Clinton and former Congressman and Senator from the State of Tennessee. He was the Democrat's nominee in the 2000 Presidential election and lost (thank God) to President George W. Bush. His asshat environmental blatherings were immortalized in the craptastic documentary "An Inconvenient Truth."

McPornstache n. Nickname for David Axelrod the head of the Chicago Political Machine that got Obama elected as a US Senator and as President. He was also a top political adviser to President Bill Clinton. He is the ultimate douchecanoe!

moonbat n. Liberals, progressives or Democrats.

negotiation n. When employed by moonbats, particularly an arrogant narcissistic Democratic PINO, refers to the act of self-abuse of a sexual nature. When employed by right thinking conservatives, refers to discussion between two or more parties with the goal of reaching an amicable agreement.

Satan Water n. A term used by broom-up-their-backside conservatives who frown upon other conservatives imbibing in the occasional cizzocktail/cocktail.

spendiddlydimulus n. A term used to describe the epic failure of President Barack Hussein Obama's stimulus programs during his first term in office. (Hopefully this definition won't have to be changed to include an epic failure second term stimulus!)

suckage n. The total state of suck.

Sweet Mother of Monkeyballs n. Interjection used to express complete frustration, glee, anger, joy, or any other emotion we happen to feel.  All purpose exclamation, as in, "Sweet Mother of Monkeyballs - that chick needs some Satan Water STAT."

WDF:  Acronym of Willem Dafuq.  Which started out as us asking each other, "WTF?" which morphed into "Dafuq?" which morphed into "WDF?"  Can also be shortened to just "Willem."  It all means the same thing as "What the F*ck?"  (Nice girls swear sometimes.)

weeps n. a crying state of sadness.  Ex:  This video is so heartbreaking it gives me the weeps.

weepy glees n. Something that is so awesomesauce that it brings one to tears. 

whizzuh whuzzah? interj. Used to express incredulity or surprise.

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