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You Guys Better Vote In November. Or Chuck Norris Will Roundhouse Kick Your Assular Areas.

A clever and competent reader sent this to us this morning, and it made me giggle.

In case you didn’t know, here are five starter facts – of 100 on this particular site - about Mr. Norris:

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

And according to this video, you really need to register to vote, if you haven’t already. I don’t want to think about what will happen if you don’t.

Just sayin.

Mitch Daniels Reveals The Secret To Balancing A Budget

“You may want to write that down.”

LOVE.

You Know What’s Awesome?

Jackie Walorski’s new tv ad:

You know WHY it’s awesome? Because it’s not a big fat ball of pathetic loser-ness like her opponent, Joe Donnelly’s ad:

The reason that ad of Joe’s is so pathetic? He’s trying to distance himself from Pelosi and Reid by saying he doesn’t work for them, he works for the people, and yet he voted with those clowns EIGHTY EIGHT PERCENT OF THE TIME.

I would pay serious cash to see Jackie Walorski and Joe Donnelly in a cagematch. She would EAT HIM ALIVE.

Read This BEFORE You Watch Obama’s Speech Tonight

Mike Pence’s column in the Washington Times today is KICKASS.

You need to read it now, and then read it again right before Obama’s speech, and then again right afterwords. And to make it easy for you, you don’t even have to click the link. It’s right here in its entirety:

As the combat mission in Iraq draws to a close for the United States and the president prepares to address the nation tonight, the Obama administration is attempting to rewrite history by taking singular credit for our accomplishments in Iraq. Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. recently claimed it was President Obama who laid out the plan for a responsible end of the war in Iraq. But that’s not the whole story.

As we mark this milestone, let us remember the real history of Operation Iraqi Freedom and give credit where credit is due – to the American service members, their families and a commander in chief who would not accept defeat in the face of withering criticism at home and abroad.

Seeing U.S. combat forces leaving with success is chiefly the result of the professionalism and sacrifices of our military in executing the surge and the Status of Forces Agreement implemented before Mr. Obama set foot in the Oval Office.

First, our brave men and women in uniform deserve our nation’s deepest gratitude. With great valor, they manned the front lines of the war on terror and achieved a stable and successful conclusion to our combat operations in Iraq. We commemorate the more than 4,000 American troops who made the ultimate sacrifice for freedom. Their names will forever be enshrined on the hearts of the people of two grateful nations. For their families, the war in Iraq will never end, and we pray that God comforts them with the knowledge that the sacrifice they endured was not in vain.

We also commend the many more who suffered life-altering injuries in the course of their courageous service. All of the men and women who served under the American flag in Operation Iraqi Freedom have made us safer, and they have made us proud.
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Daisy Asked Me To Post This For You!

She saw this bumper sticker in a parking lot the other day and meant to post it before she got all travel-y and jetsetty and whatnot. And she would have posted it this evening, but she’s flying back to Indy from Des Moines, which means that it’s going to take her HOURS AND HOURS to get home, because there is no easy way to fly from Des Moines to Indy.  In fact, if you live in the midwest, and want to get someplace ELSE in the midwest, it takes you way longer to do that than it does to go someplace OUTSIDE  of the midwest.  Which, if you ask me, is just stupid.

But none of that really matters because HOW AWESOME is this bumper sticker??

Weepy Weepy Glees

Daisy and I want you all to know how absolutely BLOWN AWAY we’ve been by some of the messages we’ve received from those of you who have found it in your hearts and pocketbooks to help contribute to our CCC (Chicks CPAC Cause).  We are getting closer to our goal thanks to your support! I wanted to share with you the kindness of strangers, because for the most part, our donors HAVE been strangers to us – people we’ve never met, but who have been impacted in at least a small way by the work we put into this site.  I just don’t think I can adequately express what these notes of encouragement mean to us.

Some of these you may have read from our initial “We’re not above begging” post, but others have come via email.  They have ALL given us the weepy glees, and we wanted to invite you all to share in our gleeification.

“Happy to help, you ladies ROCK!!  I always look forward to your posting on Facebook!!”

“Being I do NOT use the computer to donate or make purchases  . . . and I would like to send a few bucks your way (CPAC venture), please send a snail-mail address my way!  Read your info daily – some days often. Appreciate all the work you gals do! I, too, don’t want this wonderful country to go down the “crapper” . . . we are being counted on to prevent that from happening and we MUST do our best! Have a great time at the convention . . . will look forward to seeing what you gals send our way afterwards!”

“My first time to send $ this way and it was fun.  Not much but every little bit counts and hopefully you gals will get there and speak for all us Chicks!”

“Daisy and Mock – let me start by saying - LOVE THE website, Facebook page, whole conservative makeover concept!  Great job! Trying to donate $$$ – What email address do you want the donations sent to?”

“Okey Dokey, friends: I have just decided to give up my daily Starbucks for 2 WEEKS and donate the Grande Non-fat 6 Pump with Whip White Mocha $$ to CCC. That will be at least $50 bucks if I just count work days–$70 if I count weekends!! I’ve been fortunate enough in my Conservative Days to attend several National Republican Conventions, National Federation of Republican Women Conventions, lots of campaign schools, etc. Word up Hoosier Women: We’ve talked for years that we need “fresh legs” out there spreading the word for us cuz our legs are tired! Mock and Daisy are the go-to gals we’ve waited for! So, my challenge is on: let’s get these Chicks to D.C. We old Broads (er, Mama Chicks) need to make this happen…..”

“Daisy and Mock provide this service to us free every day. And, personally, I appreciate it. Thank you, ladies! We all have to do some “fundraising” in our lives at some point. Whether it’s to get the little league team to Cooperstown, Girl Scouts to their campout, first graders to the zoo field trip, our candidate into office, or our voice via COTR to be heard loud and clear and known nationally, it needs to be done! If only 5% of the COTR FB fans (600 out of the 12,000+) gave $10, there’s $6000. Come on ladies! Let’s help the girls out!! Thanks for all your hard work, Daisy and Mock!”

“Frequent visitor and occasional poster here. Yes, you MUST go and be our eyes and ears! Two years ago I would have thought something like that would be near torture, but it sounds awesome – what a line up. I just wrote myself a postie note to remind me to donate — I will, promise.”

“I think it is important for you to attend at least one CPAC convention. I have been once, and it is quite the event.  I will donate. I have been behind on that front anyway so this is perfect timing.”

“Chicks – I wish I could go too. But, alas, I have to stay home with my three boys. (5, 4, 3 years old). but I will donate because I KNOW you will return with lots of fun posts. Also… I need you to be my eyes! I LOVE your message of conservatism and I LOVE how you report the news with the proper amount of snark. I am… well… I’m just in LOVE with COTR! LOL…. So… I will send you some cash via paypal and anxiously await the wonderful stories you will post.”

“Although I’m a (semi) starving college student, I generally have a little discretionary money left each paycheck. Normally I would buy a pair of shoes or something equally frivolous, but for a worthy cause such as sending you Chicks to CPAC, my wardrobe can wait. If you promise to post some awesome pictures (hopefully including a Chris Christie face-smash), you can count on something from me this Friday! ”

And now for my MOST favorite of all – the one which totally sent me over the edge of glees straight into good old fashioned weeps:

“I would first like to say I read your website COTR regularly and think you and Daisy do an awesome job of posting stories that us simpletons in flyover country can follow and keep informed with and of course still be a little entertained with the “snarky” disposition. I also believe you and Daisy definitely deserve to go to CPAC in Feb, and would like to help.  As promised in an earlier email (I’m conservative we keep those), here is the money order for your CPAC trip.  I will see if I can help round up a little more from friends and other family members.  My son is ten and he said he will send you $5.00 of his b-day money too. Quote from him: “Dad, I will send them $5.00 of my birthday money to help, because I know they are trying to help save my country from Obama too!” Most of my family is ex-service members as well as myself.  We all know what it takes to sacrifice a little bit of ourselves for the greater good of the Country.  Both of my parents are now retired and on a fixed income but they still wanted to give a little.  I hope what little we can do will help you out somewhat.  I wish we could give a little more but times are hard for most of us as you already know.  Most of us contribute to campaigns as well (conservative TEA party candidates) even if they are not our representatives.  We are not a wealthy family so we must spend wisely.  I hope this helps a little anyway.  Tell your husband that there are people out there who appreciate what your site bring to us and thank him for his time without you, while you help us all pursue the American Dream once again.  Kiss Mini-Mock for us from our family.  Have a great day and thanks for being a GREAT American!”

BLOWN AWAY, you guys.  Thanks SO MUCH to those of you who have already contributed and who intend to contribute.  Your enthusiasm is precisely what makes us want to keep doing this!! :)

WE LOVE OUR CLEVER AND COMPETENT READERS!!!

ChickMobile

A clever and competent reader found us the perfect new car.

If a sidecar addition shaped like a really awesome Prada bag could be attached, I think we’d really be in business here.

Wow. They’re Actually Starting To ADMIT That There’s A Double Standard.

This whole surge of liberals actually admitting that their media is biased and that Obama may NOT be the Messiah is, well, kind of amusing to me. It’s like watching a National Geographic special where – BAM, out of nowhere – a species eats its young.

Behold the Morning Joe folks with the semi-mute and always moronic (and unknown to me….does anyone know who this chick is?) blonde sidekick person talking about how if George Bush was on his sixth (or ninth, whatever) vacation, and if he was asked about Iran and then dodged it by saying that he was busy “buying shrimp,” he may have just gotten a weeeee bit of skewering from the liberal media.

Maybe just a tad. Just a hunch.

They’re starting to implode, folks. And the evidence? The little brain farts here and there where this stuff is finally being admitted. Out loud.

Wonder How Many Tens Of Dozens The MSM Will Claim Attended Beck’s Restoring Honor Rally?

It’s a pretty remarkable turnout, you guys. How awesome to see so many people celebrating! And this version of the National Anthem is GORGEOUS.

LOVE.

Here’s another opportunity for us to compare and contrast – the Democratic opinion of the Iraq surge, and the Republican opinion of the surge, before and after.

Now, who do YOU want in control of your military?

TOTAL GLEES

Have you fanified Ari Fleischer yet?  Because if you haven’t, you should do that by clicking right here.

You know what you’ll see if you do that?  This:

“One of my favorite blogs” – he said.  This, coming from a dude whose BOOK I’m in the middle of reading.  A dude who helped shape communications during the most traumatic event in this country’s history, and who has dealt with countless reporters and writers and journalists over the span of his career.

I’m so geeked out over this, you guys.  Go fanify him at once. :)

Guess What Today Is?

You guys, as you know, Daisy is in Philly right now, on account of business. But you know what sucks about that, other than the fact that she’s not, you know, here?

IT’S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY. And on her birthday, the first of many many many 39th birthdays, she’s away from her family, including her 6 month old, her husband, and her giraffes. You know what that is? That’s a big fat giant ball of suck.

So feel free to pipe in and wish her a happy day today. It won’t be family love, or giraffe love, but it’ll be clever and competent reader love, and that’s pretty awesome.

Daisy – today is also the two year and 3 day anniversary of the day I knew we’d be best friends. I’d just read your old blog, and discovered that we shared a brain, and I wrote you to tell you that. And I knew. :) You might not have known it then, but I did. And I’m glad I was right. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I Know It’s Two Posts In A Row, But You Guys, THAT Is How Fabulous He Is

Chris Christie demonstrates the efficiency of government. Unbelievable.

And you guys, you HAVE to check out this link. Rachel Maddow is a moron.

I Want To Facesmash Him SO MUCH

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

“We don’t have the money,” he says. Wow. Wouldn’t it be awesome if politicians said that more often? And acted like it more often?

Typical Wednesday Night…

…you know, just hangin’ out with Karl Rove. ;)

Yeah – tonight Karl Rove was in town to sign books for people, and because of our ever-so-poised-and-graceful friend, who shall henceforth be known as Wonder Woman, I got to go to attempt yet another facesmash with him at the GOP headquarters. Daisy is traveling on account of business, in Pennsylvania no less, where they are now charging bloggers $300 just to BLOG because as usual, government wants to stifle entrepreneurs and potential small business owners. UNREAL.

Anyway, Daisy couldn’t come tonight, so I went solo and said hi to all of my GOP buddies and waited for Karl to arrive. When he did, I waited patiently for probably a whole 30-45 seconds while he shook hands with other people, and then lunged at him. And I said, “Hi! It’s me – the chick who smashes your face in pictures all the time.” And he said, “Good to see you!” and was all smiley and stuff but I have serious doubts that he Actually Remembered me. And I said, “You made me cry.” And he said, “I did???” And I said, “Yes – I was flying from Nebraska to Indy and read your 9/11 chapter on that flight, and it made me cry.” And he apologized, and I said it was ok, and then told him I wanted to facesmash him. And he agreed, and our good buddy Pete Seat took the picture, and because there is some sort of curse on my camera that is only activated when Karl Rove is in the picture, it turned out blurry.

Happily, totally adorable and precious JC from the Indy GOP headquarters was on hand with a professional camera, and he took this:

And this:

I know he looks a little frightened, but you guys, I  didn’t even get carted out of there by security or ANYTHING!  And there were ENORMOUS security dudes there – lots of them.  So it’s kind of miraculous, really, that I’m here at home, comfortably settled in on my couch and able to share these pictures with you when I could just as easily be in jail for stalking. :)

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