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This Article Totally Gave Me The Glees

There is a fabulous article at American Thinker about Keith Olbermann.

You’ve probably all heard about how Fox News is the most trusted news source now, and how it’s absolutely slaughtering the other cable news shows in the ratings. I mean, that’s no surprise, really.  MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann allows blowhards like Janeane Garafalo onto his program and treats her as an authority of some sort. It’s no wonder that viewers are tuning out at warp speed.   Apparently, the National Review asked this week, “At what point does MSNBC pull the plug on its all-Left format?”

That’s a great question.  My guess is that, like Obama and his administration, MSNBC will simply ignore what’s happening before their very eyes, and continue on a path of destruction, regardless of whether that destruction is self-imposed.

According to the article, Olbermann’s audience is now a paltry 20% of Bill O’Reilly’s.  Ouch.  The article’s author speculates that Keith’s decline is due in part to his disdain for women.  He’s positively horrid to women with whom he disagrees.  He called Michelle Malkin a “big mashed up bag of meat with liptstick.”  He referred to Sarah Palin as a “moronic Bush in a skirt.” And apparently, Keith is totally sucktastic with women on a personal level too.  This was news to me.  Not that I expected otherwise, mind you, but I’ve never cared enough about Keith Olbermann to find out what his personal life was all about. It turns out, in addition to having well-publicized trouble with his own mother, Keith can’t manage to score a second date with anyone, except his most recent conquest, a 25 year old girl whose on-air job at NBC he arranged.  I’m sure she’s with him for his great personality, though (snort).

Keith is 51 and has never been married.  And whether or not that’s the reason, Keith is always furious.  Have you noticed that?  He’s in a constant state of rage. New Yorker magazines even titled a write-up about him “One Angry Man.”

I find his rage amusing.  Especially because instead of taking stock and trying to LEARN from his plummeting ratings, he and the rest of the rabid rage-filled “journalists” at MSNBC will more than likely continue to do exactly what they’re doing.

I guess it’s true that everyone likes to watch a good train wreck.

My Love For Paul Ryan Continues To Grow

I love when Paul Ryan smacks Timmy Geitner around a bit. Actually, I love it when ANYONE smacks Timmy Geitner around a bit, but I especially love this.

In Case You Missed It

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Scott Brown Is A Great Interview

He sat down with Babs and just did flat awesome, editing notwithstanding. Plus, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but he is HOT. See it all here:

“I don’t even have a business card.” LOVE. Here’s Part 2:

He’s just absolutely impossible to NOT like. “You want me to sign it?” <– referring to his Cosmo spread. LOVE.

And you know what? I’m sure she’s had tons of work done, but Babs looks good for being, what, like 250 years old.

Great interview all around!

Rep. Paul Ryan Is Totally In My Top 10 Favorite Congresspeople

His thoughts on the President’s participation in the House Republican retreat. Direct, respectful, and cautiously optimistic.

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Sen. Judd Gregg Puts The Smack Down On Two Snippy MSNBC Reporters

These chicks act like junior high girls who just got blown off by the quarterback. Wow.

Senator Judd Gregg is awesome in this, because he’s specific and pointed and clear, even while these women get all huffy at him.

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When She’s Good, She’s Really Really Good

Sarah Palin posted a response to the SOTU on her facebook page, and I have to say, it’s flat awesome.

Posted here in its entirety:

While I don’t wish to speak too harshly about President Obama’s state of the union address, we live in challenging times that call for candor. I call them as I see them, and I hope my frank assessment will be taken as an honest effort to move this conversation forward.

Last night, the president spoke of the “credibility gap” between the public’s expectations of their leaders and what those leaders actually deliver. “Credibility gap” is a good way to describe the chasm between rhetoric and reality in the president’s address. The contradictions seemed endless.

He called for Democrats and Republicans to “work through our differences,” but last year he dismissed any notion of bipartisanship when he smugly told Republicans, “I won.”

He talked like a Washington “outsider,” but he runs Washington! He’s had everything any president could ask for – an overwhelming majority in Congress and a fawning press corps that feels tingles every time he speaks. There was nothing preventing him from pursuing “common sense” solutions all along. He didn’t pursue them because they weren’t his priorities, and he spent his speech blaming Republicans for the problems caused by his own policies.

He dared us to “let him know” if we have a better health care plan, but he refused to allow Republicans in on the negotiations or consider any ideas for real free market and patient-centered reforms. We’ve been “letting him know” our ideas for months from the town halls to the tea parties, but he isn’t interested in listening. Instead he keeps making the nonsensical claim that his massive trillion-dollar health care bill won’t increase the deficit.

Americans are suffering from job losses and lower wages, yet the president practically demanded applause when he mentioned tax cuts, as if allowing people to keep more of their own hard-earned money is an act of noblesse oblige. He claims that he cut taxes, but I must have missed that. I see his policies as paving the way for massive tax increases and inflation, which is the “hidden tax” that most hurts the poor and the elderly living on fixed incomes.

He condemned lobbyists, but his White House is filled with former lobbyists, and this has been a banner year for K Street with his stimulus bill, aka the Lobbyist’s Full Employment Act. He talked about a “deficit of trust” and the need to “do our work in the open,” but he chased away the C-SPAN cameras and cut deals with insurance industry lobbyists behind closed doors.

He spoke of doing what’s best for the next generation and not leaving our children with a “mountain of debt,” but under his watch this year, government spending is up by 22%, and his budget will triple our national debt.

He spoke of a spending freeze, but doesn’t he realize that each new program he’s proposing comes with a new price tag? A spending freeze is a nice idea, but it doesn’t address the root cause of the problem. We need a comprehensive examination of the role of government spending. The president’s deficit commission is little more than a bipartisan tax hike committee, lending political cover to raise taxes without seriously addressing the problem of spending.

He condemned bailouts, but he voted for them and then expanded and extended them. He praised the House’s financial reform bill, but where was Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae in that bill? He still hasn’t told us when we’ll be getting out of the auto and the mortgage industries. He praised small businesses, but he’s spent the past year as a friend to big corporations and their lobbyists, who always find a way to make government regulations work in their favor at the expense of their mom & pop competitors. Continue reading ‘When She’s Good, She’s Really Really Good’

I LOVE This Analysis

My dad sent me this article this morning, with excellent analysis of the SOTU last night. It’s good enough to reprint here in its entirety. Enjoy:

There’s a story of an exhausted tenor at La Scala who, facing repeated cries of “Encore,” responded that he couldn’t go on. A man rose in the audience to say, “You’ll keep singing until you get it right.”

That seems to be the defining principle of the Obama administration — whose response to every problem, every setback, every hiccup and challenge has been, simply, “more Obama.”

Indeed, for people who aren’t sticklers for political jargon, it will be a shock that last night was Obama’s first State of the Union Address, since it was his third formal address to a joint session of Congress. Yet for all of the political déjà vu, what was most surprising last night was the degree to which Obama delivered even more of the same.

Washington graybeards and pundits have been insisting that Obama needs to “start over,” “reboot” and “tack to the middle” after Scott Brown’s win in Massachusetts. But Obama’s response last night was to recommit himself to the agenda that has gotten him in so much trouble.

In fairness, the president took a French-bath of Clintonism before he took to his beloved TelePrompTer. He doused himself with the scent of the deficit-fighter and trade-promoter. He unveiled a slew of small, easy, applause-gathering proposals and populist appeals that he knows will go nowhere.

He also indulged in a lot of feel-your-pain pathos, trying to connect with the real Americans suffering from the recession and the misdeeds of a “Washington” that Obama seems to think is run by someone other than him.

But the eau-de-Clinton couldn’t mask the stench — and Obama, in his supreme arrogance, didn’t really seem to care.

There was no “pivot to the center,” no serious accounting for the Massachusetts miracle or his misfortunes. Instead, there was an innumerate, inaccurate and distinctly unpresidential whine — blaming George W. Bush for nearly all of his problems (leaving out, among other things, that the Democrats have been controlling Congress and crafting budgets since 2006).

The White House insists that the new wave of populism created by Democratic governance is, in fact, the same populist wave that carried Obama to victory in 2008. In other words, Obama was elected president by the backlash against his own presidency.

This novel theory allows Obama to stick to his view that there’s nothing wrong with his health-care plan, and anyone who feels differently hasn’t heard or understood the president’s explanations.

So, he not only implored Democrats not to “run for the hills” on the health-reform bill, but insisted that as “temperatures cool,” hot-tempered opponents will, of course, realize they were wrong about the bill.

Obama began his presidency insisting that government is the answer to our problems. A year later, he still believes that the era of big government is upon us.

In the same speech in which he preened over a gallingly gimmicky “spending freeze,” the president promised more jobs bills, more “investments” in schools, roads, trains and factories. He even reaffirmed his support for his carbon-tax legislation — which would send far more jobs overseas than it would create here at home.

But Obama has a bigger problem: Aside from a few throwaway lines of self-deprecation, whenever he grew passionate, it was to blame others.

His predecessor topped his list, of course. But also everyone else who disagrees with him.

Obama insists that Americans need to muster the courage to agree with him, to sign on to his agenda. Just as at Omaha Beach and Bull Run, Americans need to show their mettle. “Again, we are tested. And again, we must answer history’s call.” That “call” is the call of Obama.

“I never suggested that change would be easy, or that I can do it alone.” So come on, you slackers, fall into line.

He decried the politicians who are in “permanent campaign” mode — the same week he brought into the White House his campaign manager.

Other politicians are vain, cowardly and insubstantial. They need the courage to change. Meanwhile, Obama is great the way he is.

That is the attitude that has gotten the president in so much trouble. And last night’s State of the Union speech showed us that change really isn’t easy, particularly for the president.

Super Handy Bingo Card For Tomorrow Night’s Address

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I Like This Guy

A clever and competent reader sent me this video clip of a dude in the UK talking about Islam and political correctness and Saudi Arabia and the whole thing is just fabulous. Granted, it’s a couple years old, but the content is certainly valid today. Have a listen, and cheerio!

Reason #47,893,215 That I Love Charles Krauthammer

It’s that sardonic, dry wit of his. No one throws out a zinger like Charles. LOVE.

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I defy you to show me a more adorable governor. This is Our Man Mitch talking about the Colts/Jets game this weekend, and the bet he’s made with Gov. Christie.

I am so totally overdue for a Mitch face-smashing.

The Young Cons Are Back

Daisy posted about the Young Conservatives several months ago and apparently this is their new song.

They are completely hilarious to me. Like – I love the IDEA of them, even though they’re kinda dorky. I just think it’s so cute that they’re rapping. It makes me want to pat them on the head and put them in my pocket.

Ultimately, the message is great – and that’s what’s important. The presentation, though, totally gives me the giggles.

Stiltz and Serious C – you go on with your bad selves. :)

Liberal Calls Liberal Out. I Cannot Get Enough Of The In-Fighting.

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Your Thursday Giggle

There are a whole bunch of great cartoons I could put up right now that would elicit a chuckle or two out of you guys, but NONE of them is as hilarious as this video of Chris Matthews and Howard Dean arguing over what Massachusetts voters MEANT when they voted for Brown (or didn’t vote at all).

At one point, Howard even tells Chris he’s crazy.

Liberal in-fighting is fun!

The Scott Heard ‘Round The World

I woke up smiling this morning.  You?

Can I Just Call This Now?

I realize I’m nobody with respect to being able to officially call an election, but with 65% of the vote in at the time I’m writing this, I feel safe in saying that Scott Brown kicked the crap out of Martha Coakley tonight.

It’s a beautiful day, COTR readers.  We, the American People With Actual Brains, are finally being heard.

GO BROWN!!!

Want An Example Of True Leadership?

Tune into Mitch Daniels’ State of the State address live right here.

UPDATED – here it is in case you missed it!

Best. Keith Olbermann Video. EVER.

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This video of Keith Olbermann throwing a tantrum and acting like a bratty little girl over Scott Brown’s growing popularity TOTALLY gave me the glees. I mean, he’s just so bitter and angry, that I wouldn’t have been at all surprised if he’d have closed out his segment by crying and threatening to take all of his toys home.

Poor Keith.

I think he’s mostly jealous about the nude photo spread.

Jack Cafferty Nails It.

Daisy told you about the Copenhagen ‘n Caviar trip that Nancy and the gang took at our expense. Jack Cafferty of CNN breaks it all down, and then at the 2.06 minute mark, brilliantly describes Nancy Pelosi in just 4 perfect words.

You need to watch the whole thing, so you can get as mad as he is, and then savor his description.

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