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This Pretty Much Says It All, Folks

If you don’t want to listen to the whole video, just start listening around the one-minute mark, and you’ll hear Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick talking about how, when asked about Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor rally, he wishes that America wasn’t a free country.

Yep. If that statement BY ITSELF doesn’t explain to all the liberals in this country WHY wackjob patriots like myself don’t like the direction in which we’re headed – why there’s a damn TEA PARTY to begin with – then they are beyond any hopeful shred of intelligence and reason.

Unfreakinbelivable.

SHOCK

I hope you guys are sitting down, because Reuters came out with a story today that will BLOW YOUR MIND.

Apparently, employees across the country are seeing their healthcare costs go up, while at the same time getting less Actual Health Care.

CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT?

Three thousand employers were surveyed earlier this year and a third of them have either reduced their benefits/raised deductibles, increased the employees’ cost towards healthcare premiums, or raised premiums, or a combination of those.

Cue the entire Obama administration looking like they’re completely puzzled and bewildered, and those of us with Actual Brains looking like WE TOLD YOU SO.

Rachel McUglyShoes Is Mad Because Obama Actually Had Something NICE To Say About Bush (THE HORROR)

When I was a kid, I LOVED watching old reruns of the Three Stooges. Now? Not so much. Mainly because it reminds me of the folks in this video.

What irritated me most about it was when Olbermann actually restated a POSITIVE comment Obama had made about Bush – about how he was ALWAYS supportive of the troops and a huge supporter of the military and their families.

Rachel McUglyShoes, of course, does that sarcastic eye-roll guffaw thing she does, and looks as if she’s about to hold her breath and jump up and down because something positive – GOD FORBID – was said about Bush. Because, as we ALL know, in the end, EVERYTHING is Bush’s fault. Still. Yep. STILL.

Holy wackness.

More Awesome Representation By The Obama Administration

They sure know how to pick ‘em, don’t they?

BEHOLD: Dolores Huerta, featured in the Labor Department’s recent advertising campaign letting undocumented workers know that they have the right to fair wages. Dolores just happens to be the honorary chairperson of the Democratic Socialists of America. And this video not only shows her DOL commercial, but also has audio from her speech to high school students telling them that “Republicans hate Latinos” and singing the praises of Hugo Chavez.

This is who the Obama administration felt would be a good representative of the DOL.

GAWD.

Most Hilarious Spin EVER

According to this, Harry Reid’s campaign has decided on its defense of his now infamous statement a couple years ago, when he said that the Iraq war was lost.  And it’s a doozy, folks.

The campaign’s explanation is this (emphasis mine):

At the time Sen. Reid made this comment, President Bush had been pursuing a failed, stay-the-course strategy that had cost thousands of American lives and billions of taxpayer dollars. Iraq appeared to be on the verge of a sectarian civil war. He was simply pointing out what our military leaders, including Gen. Petraeus, had been saying for months: that we could not win by staying the course; the war needed to be won diplomatically, politically, and economically. Sen. Reid and his colleagues were successful in forcing President Bush to finally abandon his failed approach and refocus on political reconciliation. This is what ultimately paved the way for the Iraqi government to take greater responsibility for Iraq’s future. Sen. Reid’s comments were directed at President Bush and his following of misguided policymakers, not at the heroic troops who continue to serve our country with incredible courage.”

Yes.  The reason that the surge ultimately worked, you guys, is because Senator Harry Reid was successful in forcing Bush to change course and “pave the way” for the Iraqi government to take greater responsibility.  They’re serious about this.

So let’s all pause a moment, and give a silent prayer of thanks for the foresight and courage Harry Reid showed in proclaiming the Iraq war to be lost, shall we?

Warning: Hate and Living In A Fantasy World May Cause Bloat

Let me just start this post by giving a direct shout-out to my dear sister. Daisy Sister – PLEASE SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE.

You see, my sister has this sort of school girl crush on John Cusack. Sure, she’s in her forties, but she’s loved John since his days as a nerd in Sixteen Candles, his breakout role in Say Anything, and let’s just say that she’s followed him ever since. So yeah….sorry sis.

With that said, this article may destroy her just a little. After all, she’s a conservative gal like me. And, John Cusack? Um, yeeeeah. He’d like FOX News and all GOP peeps to die in some sort of satanic ritual, it seems. Because he’s sane and stuff.

Here’s one of John’s completely unhinged tweets:

“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.

I mean, you can’t get more direct than that, folks. You know, other than just beating the sh*t out of some conservatives with your bare hands, that is.

The article went on to say this:

Cusack has long been outspoken about politics. He supported Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election and has contributed to The Huffington Post, but this is the first known time he has stooped to the level of making threats.

And while the U.S. Constitution protects Cusack’s right to speak his mind, some critics say he should be more careful about what he says, since he has more than 200,000 Twitter followers.

“His provocative tweets could easily incite a rabid fan to commit violent acts against Fox News Headquarters and others he names,” said Dr. Carole Lieberman, a Beverly Hills-based psychiatrist and author of “Coping With Terrorism: Dreams Interrupted.”

Basically, what we have here is a case of hate speech. By a (self-believing) high-profile celebrity type person. Well, let me rephrase that. It’s hate speech in a NORMAL world when hateful, violent speech is treated equally. However, we don’t live in a normal world anymore. Instead, we live in a world where celebridiots spew illogical crap from their pieholes atop their big ol’ glass houses on a rainbow cloud filled with Skittles and unicorns. And if you yell hateful, despicable, violent things at conservatives (and dare I say, Christians?), then you’re some sort of intellectual hero these days (I just vomited a little in my mouth). Moreover, according to the article, celebrities have some sort of impact on the little people. Sheeple People actually LISTEN to John Cusack and give a rat’s butt what he says. Which is completely pathetic and makes me fear for humanity, but I digress.

I have to try to see it from both sides, though, right? I mean, if my career was completely over, I had really bad hair, I all of a sudden looked like a really bloated version of my former self that may or may not have smoked a pack of unfiltered Marlboros for the past 15 years, and I hadn’t made a decent movie in, well, forever (2012, anyone?), I guess I’d be sort of pissy, too. It’s a lot like Michael Moore drowning his hypocritical hate-filled psychoses in gooey baked goods. It all starts with wishing satanic death cults upon people, and then it gets REALLY ugly and turns to Twinkies, you guys.

Well, at least Mr. Cusack has THIS to forward to. Good luck with that:

There There, Ed.

Aww. Poor Ed. Just listen to him seething with envy over Glenn Becks’ enormously successful weekend rally. He’s all, “I could totally organize a WAY BIGGER AND BETTER rally!” He does qualify that, of course, by saying it’d be union folks who’d pay to come. As if that’s a GOOD thing. Grassroots organization by regular people across the country who want to pray and celebrate together versus union thugs. That’s cute.

There were probably more people at that rally, where they had to travel to get there by bus or plane or whatever, than there are who watch Ed on TV in the comfort of their own living rooms.

But you just go riiiiiight on thinking that, Ed.

The Most Hilarious Thing You’ll See All Week. Guaranteed.

If you’re in the mood for a nice chuckle with a side of cringe this morning, then watch this video of Alvin McAwkward Greene dancing to his own rap song. Well, trying to dance, anyway (Mock made me giggle this morning when she said that he apparently went to the same dancing school as Obama).

This video makes me think two things. One, Democrats are HILARIOUS. And two, I’m thinking about encouraging my youngest Great Dane to run for Congress. I honestly think he can win.

Cage Match O’ The Week

In this corner: Hillary Rodham Clinton, who recently submitted a report to the United Nations Human Rights Council and listed, as an example of one of the US’s many human rights violations, Arizona’s SB1070 law.

In the other corner?  Gov. Jan Brewer, who wrote a tersely-worded letter to the Hillster in response.  You can read the awesomeness right here.

Let’s think about this.  The UN Human Rights Council includes clowns from places like China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba, and Libya, among others.  And Clinton, with full blessings from her boss I presume, decided that THESE ARE THE PEOPLE who are fit to sit in judgment of the US with respect to HUMAN RIGHTS.

How is the whole world not totally laughing at us right now?

Jan Brewer’s letter is kickass.  In it, she says, “The idea of our own American government submitting the duly enacted laws of a state of the United States to ‘review’ by the United Nations is internationalism run amok and unconstitutional.”

I would pay to see these two in a cage match.  Hillary would be on the floor, begging to just stay home and bake cookies, in about 30 seconds.

It is outrageous, despicable, and totally ABSURD that the US is calling out its own people for human rights violations to ANY council, let alone one filled with people from places which are the worst violators of human rights.

Go get ‘em, Jan.

Liberals Are Awesome At Attempting To Rewrite History

You know how Obama and his crew spin just about every craptastic thing they’ve done in the past (almost) two years? Tonight, spinning the Iraq war as some sort of victory for HIM is inevitable. Because, as we all know, everything is all ABOUT HIM, right?

It’s that sort of attempt at spin – the rewriting of history, if you will, that fascinates me about the left. It’s as if someone pulled them aside in undergrad school and taught them some secret class on it. Just look at articles like this one and this one to give you the other side of the spin – that whole truth thing.

Hypocrisy is lovely, isn’t it?

Speaking of attempting to rewrite history, this article did a good job in irritating the crap out of me tonight. It’s about a new Ted Kennedy biography. Here’s a lovely quote about said biography:

Now, a year after Kennedy died, his lifelong biographer Burton Hersh, armed with fresh interviews with Kennedy’s mistress at the time, tells Whispers that the whole July 1969 episode should have been handled as a simple crash, leaving the senator’s legacy untainted. “It was a car accident,” he says. “Ted was a terrible driver. He never paid much attention to where he was going.”

Yep. He displayed a lot of confusion when he left Mary Jo in the car, passed several houses where he could’ve called to get help for her as she was fighting for her life upside down at the bottom of a waterway, but instead walkedback to the party and didn’t even think to report the freakin’ accident until the next day. You know, when other people sort of told him to and stuff.

In fact, a diver named John Farrarthat made this statement about Kopechne’s death in 1970:

It looked as if she were holding herself up to get a last breath of air. It was a consciously assumed position. … She didn’t drown. She died of suffocation in her own air void. It took her at least three or four hours to die. I could have had her out of that car twenty-five minutes after I got the call. But he [Ted Kennedy] didn’t call.

But yeah. That Ted was a stand-up guy, all right. It was just an accident. And you know, Mary Jo was just a girl. One that wasn’t a Kennedy, of course.

GAWD.

In the end, it all comes down to the spin, folks. Always a good thing to remember these days. Just sayin.

This Is How Despicable Liberals Can Be

I wasn’t aware of this until today, but Albert Pujols was an honoree at Glenn Beck’s Restoring America event this past weekend.

If you read about Albert Pujols, you’ll find that in addition to being a pretty kickass baseball player for the St Louis Cardinals during this past decade, he is also a charitable and God-fearing man, who scored 100 on his US citizenship test in 2007.  He and his wife run a foundation for people with Down’s Syndrome.  He also raises money annually to help send doctors and dentists to the Dominican Republic to treat poor people there who cannot afford care.

In short, he’s a cool cat, and worthy of recognition.  And since it happened to be Glenn Beck who recognized him, he and Cardinals Manager Tommy Larussa are now being skewered in the media by liberal a$$clowns who can’t bear the thought of someone like Albert being associated with an event which celebrates God, personal responsibility and charity.  It doesn’t matter that the event raised $5.5 million for wounded soldiers or that the 500,000 attendees left the grounds as pristine as they’d found them (unlike the jerks who attended Obama’s inauguration).  What matters is that liberals hate Glenn Beck, and so therefore anything Glenn Beck does MUST be awful.  Even if it, you know, ISN’T.

You have to read this column. In it, the moron author whines about why recognition for Albert “had to be given in this venue?”  After all, the author argues, “He could of just received it in a quiet ceremony before a game or at a charitable event with no political undertones.”

Seriously?  This is what upsets liberals now?  Apparently so, because as the author points out, “Many baseball fans are disappointed and others very angry at Albert, especially in the Latino community.  I don’t expect he will get any awards from them soon.  It’s a shame Tony La Russa hoodwinked Mr. Albert Pujols into participating in an event hosted by a man who profits by playing folks against each other.  I guess it will have to be a lesson learned for Mr. Albert Pujols.”

I should be surprised at the viciousness and pettiness of this article, but unfortunately I’m not.  It’s precisely what I expected.  And if baseball fans and Latinos are ANGRY at Albert for accepting recognition from Glenn Beck for his acts of charity, they are the lowest of low.  The creepiest of creeps.  The poster children for hate.  There is no way around that.

GAWD.

UPDATE: Here’s Albert talking about his participation:

How Did YOUR Congressman Vote?

Yesterday, at a wedding of all places, I learned of a bill which passed the House last year and which has been sent along to the Senate for review. This bill, which was passed with the help of 53 Republican votes, proposed to spend $25 million dollars to protect rare cats and dogs in OTHER FREAKING COUNTRIES (excepting Iran, Syria, Cuba, Sudan, or North Korea.)

I’m not making this up. It’s HR411, and you can check out the details here, as well as check to see how your representative voted.

What is even more outrageous than the bill itself is that it was passed by the House in April of 2009, just a few months after the stimulus package passed, when it was evident to anyone with a QUARTER OF A BRAIN that we didn’t have a whole lot of extra money laying around to spend on fancy cats across the world. GAWD.

Attention Townspeople: This Is What Someone With No Integrity Whatsoever Looks Like.

Charlie Crist is proving himself to be  someone who cares about NOTHING except power and position, at any cost.  Remember a few months back when he was a Republican?  A Republican who said, over and over again in the span of a 20 minute interview with Chris Wallace, that he would run as a Republican in the Florida Senate race?  And then the second it looked like he would get his ass kicked by Marco Rubio in that race, he switched to be an Independent?  Well, for some reason, there are still people left in Florida who can’t see right through his insincerity, his dishonesty, and his total lack of regard for the people he’s supposed to represent.

That just amazes me.  How can anyone give him a moment’s consideration when his behavior throughout this entire election cycle has been so despicable?

And now, it gets even worse.  According to this, Crist refuses to take an Actual Position on healthcare, because he’s afraid he’ll alienate potential voters.  There’s nothing more pathetic than watching a politician waver on an issue simply because of how it might play to voters.

On Friday, an interviewer asked Crist a very direct question as follows:  “Health care bill, how would you have voted on that?”  And Crist answered directly as well, by saying, “I would have voted for it but I think it can be done better. I really do.”

That’s a pretty clear answer, right?  I mean, it’s a typical politician’s answer – one where he states his would-be vote and then qualifies it by saying it’s not perfect.  But whatever.  He would have voted for it.  Case closed.

Except that the case was far from closed.  Because Crist had already stated previously that he would have voted AGAINST the healthcare legislation, back when he was a “Republican.”  Rubio’s folks pounced, as well they should have.  They said Friday’s interview response from Crist made it his “5th position on Obamacare.”

So what did Crist do?  He quickly released a statement saying he “misspoke.”  GAWD.  His statement was as follows:  “Apparently, based on an interview this afternoon, there may be some confusion regarding my position on health care. If I misspoke, I want to be abundantly clear: the health care bill was too big, too expensive, and expanded the role of government far too much. Had I been in the United States Senate at the time, I would have voted against the bill because of unacceptable provisions like the cuts to the Medicare Advantage program.  But being an independent, I have the freedom to be an honest broker for the people of Florida without regard for political party, and the reality is this: despite its serious flaws, the health care bill does have some positive aspectsThis debate must not be about political posturing; it must be about protecting the people of Florida and America, and I intend to do that hard work when I get to the United States Senate.”"

Can you even believe the arrogance?  How DARE he say that the debate must not be about political posturing, when that’s precisely what he’s been doing since the beginning of this battle with Rubio?

Even Kendrick Meek, the Democratic challenger in this Senate run, is starting to distribute old Crist press releases, including one in which Crist calls the healthcare legislation, “a direct affront to the American people.”

If you know anyone in Florida who Actually Wants to vote for this weasel, find out if they know where Crist stands on healthcare, and show them this link.  Voters need to know that Crist has absolutely no intention of representing them.  He is running for  power, a paycheck and a pension, not for people.  He doesn’t give two craps about Florida, and it’s becoming more and more obvious every day.

GO MARCO!!!!

Your Stimulus Dollars At Work, Folks. To Buy Porn-Making Equipment.

If you didn’t think the spendiddlydimulus was the biggest joke on the planet yesterday, I bet this will make you guffaw today. (Why yes, I did just use guffaw in a sentence). And if you still think that the gazillion-dollar spendiddlydimulus actually did ANYTHING USEFUL WHATSOEVER, then I have a bridge I’d like to sell you. It costs a million dollars, and it’s located in my precious little town. In Indiana. Where the slogan is “10 million years and tidal wave free.”

According to this, some electrical engineering professor at the UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME was fired for using “$190,000 in federal grant money and matching university funds to buy cameras and other equipment to make homemade porno.”

OK, so this begs the obvious question we all are dying to have answered – what kind of CAMERAS are those? Are they gold-plated? Or did Professor Porn buy a matching bridge in a small town in Indiana to go with them? Holy crizzap.

Obama and McMensa’s Stimulus – BIG, GIANT, OFFENSIVE FAIL.

There Is A Word For People Like This…

…and it rhymes with shmame shmore.

According to this, Bristol Palin is going to appear on Dancing With The Stars, along with other people known for their intelligence, like the Jersey Shore’s The Situation, Audrina Patridge, and David Hasselhoff.

I suppose Bristol has reached a point, just like Kate Gosselin, where it makes far more economical/financial sense to just keep profiting off of her celebrity status, rather than doing something worthwhile and productive.

Congratulations, Bristol – if you wanted to be Paris Hilton when you grew up, mission accomplished. I await news of your impending sextape.

GAWD.

P.S. I fully expect people to get mad at me for this post. :)

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