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Saturday, 01/19/2013 - 08:22 am EST

Attention Townspeople: First Lady Has Bangs. And This Is News. Yep.

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Our Obama-run media had a panel discussion on the First Lady's bangs, y'all.  Meanwhile, there are a lot of us still waiting on answers about Fast and Furious, but I suppose that's neither here nor there.  

Because BANGS, everyone.  BANGS.

Is it just me, or does anyone else out there need a really strong drink, chased with a stronger drink?

Thanks for keeping it mockable, lamestream media.  Bravo.
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