I don't know about you guys, but I was waiting on pins and needles to see what the new Miss America - Ms. New York (because of COURSE she's from NY) - had to say about gun control in this country. Pins. And. NEEDLES. (Yes, that was dripping in sarcasm for you new folks.) The only thing that would've made her answer exponentially more textbook-liberal? If she would've put the proverbial hippie-happy cherry on top with,
"And what I really want is WORLD PEACE."
PS, chick: When your chandelier earrings almost touch your collarbones, you may want to fire your stylist.