Remember when I had that idea that Daisy had to remind me I had about how election ballots should actually read? Fast forward to the 5.20 minute mark in this video for a refresher:
And now watch Steven Crowder interview some "Democrats" about the fiscal cliff:
SEE?!??!! These people are calling themselves Democrats because Democrats are way more awesome at messaging than Republicans, and so these people believe, consciously or subconsciously, that it's just BETTER to be Democrat.
EXCEPT THAT THEY AREN'T.
Which is why ballots should include platforms, and no names. If people had the slightest clue what they were actually supporting, instead of just voting for the celebrity factor, this country might have half a chance at electing some people with Actual Brains.