It’s just two weeks until we vote for our next president, and naturally, liberal fruitbats are at Mach 5 on the how-much-they’re-freaking-out-over-the-very-real-possibility-that-Romney-will-win scale.  They’re realizing that they can’t convince women with Actual Brains that their sorry, tired, manufactured and overplayed “war on women” is real, and they’re realizing that reasonable people with firing synapses make fun of them when they try to do stuff like use Big Bird as a way to distract voters from real issues.

They’re desperate, you guys.   And it’s both hilarious and frightening how low they’ll go to slow down Romney’s momentum.

According to the sourcelink, there is speculation that Gloria Allred, probably one of the most despicable lawyers in the country today, is going to trot out a new “victim” in the next several days,  who will supposedly make Romney look really really bad.

How will this victim make Romney look bad?  Because apparently Carrel Hilton Sheldon, a former Mormon, was “bullied” by Romney THIRTY ONE YEARS AGO, when he was a Bishop at his church.  How did he bully her?  He tried to convince her to not abort her unborn baby.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE SCANDAL?  OMG ROMNEY TRIED TO TALK SOMEONE OUT OF AN ABORTION THREE DECADES AGO HE IS CLEARLY UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT OMG.

And, incidentally, Obama is in his 50’s now – so I’m guessing that three decades ago was riiiiiight about when he was doing cocaine.  But yeah – nothing to see there.  That was just silly youth stuff, not nearly as significant and outrageous as something like trying to convince a mom to keep her baby.  

If this is what liberals plan to hang their hats on, they’re even more desperate than I thought.  Especially given the fact that this story is over a year old, and was reported on already in the NYT last October.

I suppose that if Gloria Allred thrusts Carrel Hilton Sheldon into the spotlight, and Carrel tearfully pleads with the American public to not vote for Romney because he had the audacity to try to save her unborn child, the Ashley Judds and Sandra Flukes of the world will be all “SQUEEE!” about it, and it will change approximately zero people’s minds who already KNOW that Romney is pro-life.  In the NYT article, it was written that Eliza Dushku’s mom, also a Mormon, used to clash with Romney back in the day, and she insisted that Romney was MORE pro-life in private than was in public.  Which, if you ask me, is a GOOD THING.  It means that while he strongly opposes abortion PERSONALLY, he’s unlikely to really do anything about it PUBLICALLY (in other words, as president) because in case liberal feminist harpies haven’t noticed, our country is basically on the verge of economic collapse and there are bigger things to worry about than their FREAKING VAGINAS.

My point is, if this is the best liberals have got in terms of an October Surprise – then it’s going to be just that much sweeter to watch their heads explode when Romney wins.

This is the stuff they’re grasping onto, you guys.  Big Bird, Bain, “Romnesia” (clever!) and now Carrel Hilton Sheldon.

These next two weeks are going to be insane.

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