This poor, poor dog.  He's currently being made fun of by all of his canine friends, and I kind of want to adopt him.  My Great Danes could show him how to dress, which is NOT AT ALL, BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOG.  But that's neither here nor there.

He's not the only one who's sporting some heinous Obama marketing gear - all at ridiculously expensive price tags, no less. Because on the Obama website, the PR folks are selling some real swaggarific doozies.  And dogs aren't the only ones being marketed to.  I mean, who would DARE forget the family cat?  We all know that nothing says love for your kitty than a collar that immortalizes Dear First Lady:

And let's not forget this $85 bag (which is probably worth approximately two dollars and resembles an old couch my Grandmother had covered in plastic back in 1972):

And this um, t-shirt, at a mere $45 (what a flippin BARGAIN, huh?  I mean - who needs gas and groceries right now, am I right?):

But you can't forget the coup de gras, ladies.  Every Obama supporter needs Obama nail polish to top off an Obama fashion statement.  Hello:

Ah yes, capitalism at its best, from people who hate it, no less.

You gotta love the irony...