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Monday, 09/24/2012 - 02:29 pm EST

Our Soldiers Keep Getting Killed By Afghan Trainees, So Naturally, They Need To Be Taught Better Manners.

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According to this, the training of Afghan forces by our own military has been temporarily suspended, because those Afghanimals keep killing our troops in the course of that training.  Thirty three AMERICAN SOLDIERS have been killed so far. So naturally, the Pentagon has done the only logical thing they could do.

They’ve “stepped up Islamic sensitivity training” for our military.  Duh.

Joint Chiefs Chairman General Martin Dempsey said recently, “There’s a percentage of attacks which are cultural affronts.” 

There are around 120k American and other foreign soldiers mixed in with about 350k Afghan security forces, and all of them share restrooms, gyms, and cafeterias. So in order to avoid offending the Afghan soldiers, US commanders are now putting our troops through “intense Muslim sensitivity training.”  And they’ve been given the following instructions when dealing with Muslims:

* Wear surgical gloves whenever handling a copy of the Koran.

* Never walk in front of a praying Muslim.

* Never show the bottom of boots while sitting or lying across from a Muslim, which in Islam is considered an insult.

* Never share photos of wives or daughters.

* Never smoke or eat in front of Muslims during the month long Ramadan fasting.

* Avoid winking, cursing or nose-blowing in the presence of Muslims — all viewed as insults in Islam.

* Avoid exiting the shower without a towel.

* Avoid offering and accepting things with the left hand, which in Islam is reserved for bodily hygiene and considered unclean.

And, according to that same sourcelink, if our military troops violate those rules, they are punished severely. 

One senior US Army intelligence officer said, “The cultural affronts excuse is a bunch of garbage. The Afghans that know we’re doing all this PC cultural sensitivity crap are laughing their asses off at our stupidity.”

Of course they are.  It’s just another sign of weakness – all of this kowtowing to radical Islamic wackjobs.

He went further, “They’re killing us because we’re ‘infidels’ occupying Islamic lands. It’s what the Koran and every imam over there is telling them, and no amount of cultural sensitivity is going to stop that or change the fact that we’re ‘infidels.’

Can someone please explain to me why that is so FREAKING HARD for people to understand?  It’s the douchecanoes who believe that all of the recent attacks overseas were due to a youtube movie that also believe sensitivity training could Actually Change Anything.

Meanwhile, Afghan trainees are standing on top of the army base toilets and pooping all over them, because they don’t want to “touch the toilet seats used by the ‘dirty infidels’ they’re training and bunking with.” 

And it’s OUR military that needs sensitivity training.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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