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Monday, 01/21/2013 - 08:40 am EST

Oh Goody. Leo DiCaprio Is Taking Time Off To Lecture The Minions On Environmentalism.

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Oh, thank goodness.  Leonardo DiCaprio is going to stop making crappy movies for a while, and instead, he's declared to the minion-masses that he will take time off to "improve the world a bit."

Here are his exact words from a recent German interview:

"I am a bit drained.  I'm now going to take a long, long break.  I've done three films in two years and I'm just worn out.  I would like to improve the world a bit.  I will fly around the world doing good for the environment."

Awww.  He's drained, y'all.  Drained from flying around on his private Lear jet and hanging out on his yacht with supermodels and celebridiot groupies and whatnot.

Here's a picture of him getting exhausted on said yacht, which I'm sure is totally green and all (insert eye-roll here):

And here's Leo's latest house, that - as of November 2012 - he was selling for a cool $23 million.  Because every budding environmentalist wackjob requires seven bedrooms and six bathrooms.  

Poor guy.  He needs a BREAK, minions.  A break that involves living in a fantasy world and lecturing YOU on how to drive an electric car and use one square of toilet paper when you wipe your commoner backside.

Thanks, Leo McCelebridiot!  You're the hypocritical liberal douche canoe of the day.  




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