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Thursday, 07/19/2012 - 11:31 am EST

Celebridiots Are Fracking Hilarious, Y'all.

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Warning: This video has Yoko Ono in it. I repeat, the chick who singlehandedly broke up the Beatles and made a fortune off of other people's musical abilities, is in the video below.

You can't say I didn't warn you.

The video is taken from Jimmy Fallon's show, with Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon as guests, talking about their new website, Artists Against Fracking (yes, there is such a site), and how fracking is EEEEEVIL.

They even wrote a protest song, which, thank the Lord above, is not included in this clip.

Behold:

You see, despite actual RESEARCH that proved otherwise, really smart fracking experts such as Alec Baldwin, Lady Gaga, and Leonardo Dicaprio believe - and are spreading the belief - that fracking “causes cancer or can potentially cause cancer to an elevated number of people.” The cancer thing was "a rumor circulated around far-left sites like Daily Kos and AlterNet."

Because of course it was.

Much like Al McManBearPig's Inconvenient Truth hay day, there's a movie out called "Gasland," which is about EEEEVIL fracking, and wouldn't you know it - it's "packed with major errors, half truths, distortions, and exaggerations," according to those with actual brains. And several degrees in this sort of thing. You know.

So naturally, the celebridiots are jumping on the protest bandwagon, because as we all know, celebridiots know everything.

I think we can all take a deep breath, knowing that crucial environmental experts like The Flaming Lips are on the case.

Sleep tight, America.

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