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SHOCK

I hope you guys are sitting down, because Reuters came out with a story today that will BLOW YOUR MIND.

Apparently, employees across the country are seeing their healthcare costs go up, while at the same time getting less Actual Health Care.

CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT?

Three thousand employers were surveyed earlier this year and a third of them have either reduced their benefits/raised deductibles, increased the employees’ cost towards healthcare premiums, or raised premiums, or a combination of those.

Cue the entire Obama administration looking like they’re completely puzzled and bewildered, and those of us with Actual Brains looking like WE TOLD YOU SO.

If You Think This Can’t Happen Here…

…you’re probably being a little naive:

This is some scary shi*t. And even more so, when you consider the sheer numbers:

Today? It’s the Ground Zero Mosque. Those who are happily tolerant of it will be wondering what in the world they were thinking in another couple of decades. It’s why I’m so happy to see states like Oklahoma adopting anti-sharia legislation and why I hope more states follow suit. Sharia Law is simply not compatible with our modern society. It’s one thing to be tolerant of private practice of religion. I’m all about that. But when a religion starts shutting down streets or trying to impose its draconian rules through our court system? Nope. Not ok.

Arm yourselves with information, you guys. It’s really the best defense.

More Awesome Representation By The Obama Administration

They sure know how to pick ‘em, don’t they?

BEHOLD: Dolores Huerta, featured in the Labor Department’s recent advertising campaign letting undocumented workers know that they have the right to fair wages. Dolores just happens to be the honorary chairperson of the Democratic Socialists of America. And this video not only shows her DOL commercial, but also has audio from her speech to high school students telling them that “Republicans hate Latinos” and singing the praises of Hugo Chavez.

This is who the Obama administration felt would be a good representative of the DOL.

GAWD.

Most Hilarious Spin EVER

According to this, Harry Reid’s campaign has decided on its defense of his now infamous statement a couple years ago, when he said that the Iraq war was lost.  And it’s a doozy, folks.

The campaign’s explanation is this (emphasis mine):

At the time Sen. Reid made this comment, President Bush had been pursuing a failed, stay-the-course strategy that had cost thousands of American lives and billions of taxpayer dollars. Iraq appeared to be on the verge of a sectarian civil war. He was simply pointing out what our military leaders, including Gen. Petraeus, had been saying for months: that we could not win by staying the course; the war needed to be won diplomatically, politically, and economically. Sen. Reid and his colleagues were successful in forcing President Bush to finally abandon his failed approach and refocus on political reconciliation. This is what ultimately paved the way for the Iraqi government to take greater responsibility for Iraq’s future. Sen. Reid’s comments were directed at President Bush and his following of misguided policymakers, not at the heroic troops who continue to serve our country with incredible courage.”

Yes.  The reason that the surge ultimately worked, you guys, is because Senator Harry Reid was successful in forcing Bush to change course and “pave the way” for the Iraqi government to take greater responsibility.  They’re serious about this.

So let’s all pause a moment, and give a silent prayer of thanks for the foresight and courage Harry Reid showed in proclaiming the Iraq war to be lost, shall we?

Mitch Daniels Reveals The Secret To Balancing A Budget

“You may want to write that down.”

LOVE.

There There, Ed.

Aww. Poor Ed. Just listen to him seething with envy over Glenn Becks’ enormously successful weekend rally. He’s all, “I could totally organize a WAY BIGGER AND BETTER rally!” He does qualify that, of course, by saying it’d be union folks who’d pay to come. As if that’s a GOOD thing. Grassroots organization by regular people across the country who want to pray and celebrate together versus union thugs. That’s cute.

There were probably more people at that rally, where they had to travel to get there by bus or plane or whatever, than there are who watch Ed on TV in the comfort of their own living rooms.

But you just go riiiiiight on thinking that, Ed.

Cage Match O’ The Week

In this corner: Hillary Rodham Clinton, who recently submitted a report to the United Nations Human Rights Council and listed, as an example of one of the US’s many human rights violations, Arizona’s SB1070 law.

In the other corner?  Gov. Jan Brewer, who wrote a tersely-worded letter to the Hillster in response.  You can read the awesomeness right here.

Let’s think about this.  The UN Human Rights Council includes clowns from places like China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba, and Libya, among others.  And Clinton, with full blessings from her boss I presume, decided that THESE ARE THE PEOPLE who are fit to sit in judgment of the US with respect to HUMAN RIGHTS.

How is the whole world not totally laughing at us right now?

Jan Brewer’s letter is kickass.  In it, she says, “The idea of our own American government submitting the duly enacted laws of a state of the United States to ‘review’ by the United Nations is internationalism run amok and unconstitutional.”

I would pay to see these two in a cage match.  Hillary would be on the floor, begging to just stay home and bake cookies, in about 30 seconds.

It is outrageous, despicable, and totally ABSURD that the US is calling out its own people for human rights violations to ANY council, let alone one filled with people from places which are the worst violators of human rights.

Go get ‘em, Jan.

Question.

Can someone please explain to me how in the holy hell anyone has the nerve to criticize Glenn Beck’s rally from this past weekend? Because I genuinely don’t get it. And after watching the rants that Beck highlights in this clip – the Chris Matthews and the Ed Schultzes and Al Sharptons – I feel even more confused. WHAT IS THE COMPLAINT?

Ed still thinks it’s about white people not accepting a black man in the White House. STILL. That is just so completely stupid. But you know what’s really stupid? All the people who are either criticizing the rally participants, or worse yet, dismissing them.

Think about it. Those hundreds of thousands took time from their lives, and traveled from all over to be at that rally. Now just imagine all the people who think like they do who COULDN’T be there but wanted to. THOSE people are the majority, you guys. That’s what this administration cannot and will not comprehend, and it’s precisely what will cause them to lose their jobs.

Personally, I think Glenn is kinda over the top on his radio show and his TV show, and he cries a lot. But I can’t understand how anyone can have anything other than respect for the people who attended his rally, and I don’t understand how anyone can legitimately criticize them. It makes absolutely no sense.

A commenter here said it was the “wrong decision” for Albert Pujols to attend the event. Well, WHY? What made it a wrong decision for ANYONE to go and be amongst these patriotic, freedom-loving people?

Do. Not. Get.

You Know What’s Awesome?

Jackie Walorski’s new tv ad:

You know WHY it’s awesome? Because it’s not a big fat ball of pathetic loser-ness like her opponent, Joe Donnelly’s ad:

The reason that ad of Joe’s is so pathetic? He’s trying to distance himself from Pelosi and Reid by saying he doesn’t work for them, he works for the people, and yet he voted with those clowns EIGHTY EIGHT PERCENT OF THE TIME.

I would pay serious cash to see Jackie Walorski and Joe Donnelly in a cagematch. She would EAT HIM ALIVE.

Read This BEFORE You Watch Obama’s Speech Tonight

Mike Pence’s column in the Washington Times today is KICKASS.

You need to read it now, and then read it again right before Obama’s speech, and then again right afterwords. And to make it easy for you, you don’t even have to click the link. It’s right here in its entirety:

As the combat mission in Iraq draws to a close for the United States and the president prepares to address the nation tonight, the Obama administration is attempting to rewrite history by taking singular credit for our accomplishments in Iraq. Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. recently claimed it was President Obama who laid out the plan for a responsible end of the war in Iraq. But that’s not the whole story.

As we mark this milestone, let us remember the real history of Operation Iraqi Freedom and give credit where credit is due – to the American service members, their families and a commander in chief who would not accept defeat in the face of withering criticism at home and abroad.

Seeing U.S. combat forces leaving with success is chiefly the result of the professionalism and sacrifices of our military in executing the surge and the Status of Forces Agreement implemented before Mr. Obama set foot in the Oval Office.

First, our brave men and women in uniform deserve our nation’s deepest gratitude. With great valor, they manned the front lines of the war on terror and achieved a stable and successful conclusion to our combat operations in Iraq. We commemorate the more than 4,000 American troops who made the ultimate sacrifice for freedom. Their names will forever be enshrined on the hearts of the people of two grateful nations. For their families, the war in Iraq will never end, and we pray that God comforts them with the knowledge that the sacrifice they endured was not in vain.

We also commend the many more who suffered life-altering injuries in the course of their courageous service. All of the men and women who served under the American flag in Operation Iraqi Freedom have made us safer, and they have made us proud.
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It’s Tuesday Morning. And It’s Early. Let’s Talk About Something Non-Political And Yet Totally Controversial!

WARNING: NSFW language contained in this video. But I found it compelling all the same. Thoughts?

Attention Townspeople: Allow Us To Introduce You To Todd Young

Daisy and I met Todd Young at the State GOP Convention a couple months back. He’s running against that total weasel, Baron Hill, right here in Indiana. You probably remember Baron Hill from this now infamous video. But if you don’t, just trust me on this. The guy is a big giant ball of arrogance, and he’s got his lips permanently affixed to Obama’s backside. He voted for the stimulus, for obamacare, and for cap and trade. And he didn’t just vote for those things – he disparaged anyone who didn’t support his voting record, calling those who opposed obamacare “political terrorists” and those who were disappointed with its passage as “tired old people.” Yeah – he’s a peach, that Baron Hill.

Todd, on the other hand, is a regular dude who got a terrific write-up in the American Spectator. He describes himself like this: “I’m a libertarian-conservative. I believe the state should focus on defending lives, rights, and property instead of depriving its citizens of their God-given liberties.” My favorite line was this one: “Young seems cut from the same cloth as Indiana’s Governor Mitch Daniels, Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan, and other Republicans who are attempting to steer the GOP towards an intellectually grounded innovation agenda.” See why we like him?

Anyway, just another solid GOP candidate to keep on your radar screen, and someone whose campaign would be more than worthy of any extra cash you have laying around. The last thing Indiana needs is more of Baron Hill.

Daisy Asked Me To Post This For You!

She saw this bumper sticker in a parking lot the other day and meant to post it before she got all travel-y and jetsetty and whatnot. And she would have posted it this evening, but she’s flying back to Indy from Des Moines, which means that it’s going to take her HOURS AND HOURS to get home, because there is no easy way to fly from Des Moines to Indy.  In fact, if you live in the midwest, and want to get someplace ELSE in the midwest, it takes you way longer to do that than it does to go someplace OUTSIDE  of the midwest.  Which, if you ask me, is just stupid.

But none of that really matters because HOW AWESOME is this bumper sticker??

Weepy Weepy Glees

Daisy and I want you all to know how absolutely BLOWN AWAY we’ve been by some of the messages we’ve received from those of you who have found it in your hearts and pocketbooks to help contribute to our CCC (Chicks CPAC Cause).  We are getting closer to our goal thanks to your support! I wanted to share with you the kindness of strangers, because for the most part, our donors HAVE been strangers to us – people we’ve never met, but who have been impacted in at least a small way by the work we put into this site.  I just don’t think I can adequately express what these notes of encouragement mean to us.

Some of these you may have read from our initial “We’re not above begging” post, but others have come via email.  They have ALL given us the weepy glees, and we wanted to invite you all to share in our gleeification.

“Happy to help, you ladies ROCK!!  I always look forward to your posting on Facebook!!”

“Being I do NOT use the computer to donate or make purchases  . . . and I would like to send a few bucks your way (CPAC venture), please send a snail-mail address my way!  Read your info daily – some days often. Appreciate all the work you gals do! I, too, don’t want this wonderful country to go down the “crapper” . . . we are being counted on to prevent that from happening and we MUST do our best! Have a great time at the convention . . . will look forward to seeing what you gals send our way afterwards!”

“My first time to send $ this way and it was fun.  Not much but every little bit counts and hopefully you gals will get there and speak for all us Chicks!”

“Daisy and Mock – let me start by saying - LOVE THE website, Facebook page, whole conservative makeover concept!  Great job! Trying to donate $$$ – What email address do you want the donations sent to?”

“Okey Dokey, friends: I have just decided to give up my daily Starbucks for 2 WEEKS and donate the Grande Non-fat 6 Pump with Whip White Mocha $$ to CCC. That will be at least $50 bucks if I just count work days–$70 if I count weekends!! I’ve been fortunate enough in my Conservative Days to attend several National Republican Conventions, National Federation of Republican Women Conventions, lots of campaign schools, etc. Word up Hoosier Women: We’ve talked for years that we need “fresh legs” out there spreading the word for us cuz our legs are tired! Mock and Daisy are the go-to gals we’ve waited for! So, my challenge is on: let’s get these Chicks to D.C. We old Broads (er, Mama Chicks) need to make this happen…..”

“Daisy and Mock provide this service to us free every day. And, personally, I appreciate it. Thank you, ladies! We all have to do some “fundraising” in our lives at some point. Whether it’s to get the little league team to Cooperstown, Girl Scouts to their campout, first graders to the zoo field trip, our candidate into office, or our voice via COTR to be heard loud and clear and known nationally, it needs to be done! If only 5% of the COTR FB fans (600 out of the 12,000+) gave $10, there’s $6000. Come on ladies! Let’s help the girls out!! Thanks for all your hard work, Daisy and Mock!”

“Frequent visitor and occasional poster here. Yes, you MUST go and be our eyes and ears! Two years ago I would have thought something like that would be near torture, but it sounds awesome – what a line up. I just wrote myself a postie note to remind me to donate — I will, promise.”

“I think it is important for you to attend at least one CPAC convention. I have been once, and it is quite the event.  I will donate. I have been behind on that front anyway so this is perfect timing.”

“Chicks – I wish I could go too. But, alas, I have to stay home with my three boys. (5, 4, 3 years old). but I will donate because I KNOW you will return with lots of fun posts. Also… I need you to be my eyes! I LOVE your message of conservatism and I LOVE how you report the news with the proper amount of snark. I am… well… I’m just in LOVE with COTR! LOL…. So… I will send you some cash via paypal and anxiously await the wonderful stories you will post.”

“Although I’m a (semi) starving college student, I generally have a little discretionary money left each paycheck. Normally I would buy a pair of shoes or something equally frivolous, but for a worthy cause such as sending you Chicks to CPAC, my wardrobe can wait. If you promise to post some awesome pictures (hopefully including a Chris Christie face-smash), you can count on something from me this Friday! ”

And now for my MOST favorite of all – the one which totally sent me over the edge of glees straight into good old fashioned weeps:

“I would first like to say I read your website COTR regularly and think you and Daisy do an awesome job of posting stories that us simpletons in flyover country can follow and keep informed with and of course still be a little entertained with the “snarky” disposition. I also believe you and Daisy definitely deserve to go to CPAC in Feb, and would like to help.  As promised in an earlier email (I’m conservative we keep those), here is the money order for your CPAC trip.  I will see if I can help round up a little more from friends and other family members.  My son is ten and he said he will send you $5.00 of his b-day money too. Quote from him: “Dad, I will send them $5.00 of my birthday money to help, because I know they are trying to help save my country from Obama too!” Most of my family is ex-service members as well as myself.  We all know what it takes to sacrifice a little bit of ourselves for the greater good of the Country.  Both of my parents are now retired and on a fixed income but they still wanted to give a little.  I hope what little we can do will help you out somewhat.  I wish we could give a little more but times are hard for most of us as you already know.  Most of us contribute to campaigns as well (conservative TEA party candidates) even if they are not our representatives.  We are not a wealthy family so we must spend wisely.  I hope this helps a little anyway.  Tell your husband that there are people out there who appreciate what your site bring to us and thank him for his time without you, while you help us all pursue the American Dream once again.  Kiss Mini-Mock for us from our family.  Have a great day and thanks for being a GREAT American!”

BLOWN AWAY, you guys.  Thanks SO MUCH to those of you who have already contributed and who intend to contribute.  Your enthusiasm is precisely what makes us want to keep doing this!! :)

WE LOVE OUR CLEVER AND COMPETENT READERS!!!

This Is How Despicable Liberals Can Be

I wasn’t aware of this until today, but Albert Pujols was an honoree at Glenn Beck’s Restoring America event this past weekend.

If you read about Albert Pujols, you’ll find that in addition to being a pretty kickass baseball player for the St Louis Cardinals during this past decade, he is also a charitable and God-fearing man, who scored 100 on his US citizenship test in 2007.  He and his wife run a foundation for people with Down’s Syndrome.  He also raises money annually to help send doctors and dentists to the Dominican Republic to treat poor people there who cannot afford care.

In short, he’s a cool cat, and worthy of recognition.  And since it happened to be Glenn Beck who recognized him, he and Cardinals Manager Tommy Larussa are now being skewered in the media by liberal a$$clowns who can’t bear the thought of someone like Albert being associated with an event which celebrates God, personal responsibility and charity.  It doesn’t matter that the event raised $5.5 million for wounded soldiers or that the 500,000 attendees left the grounds as pristine as they’d found them (unlike the jerks who attended Obama’s inauguration).  What matters is that liberals hate Glenn Beck, and so therefore anything Glenn Beck does MUST be awful.  Even if it, you know, ISN’T.

You have to read this column. In it, the moron author whines about why recognition for Albert “had to be given in this venue?”  After all, the author argues, “He could of just received it in a quiet ceremony before a game or at a charitable event with no political undertones.”

Seriously?  This is what upsets liberals now?  Apparently so, because as the author points out, “Many baseball fans are disappointed and others very angry at Albert, especially in the Latino community.  I don’t expect he will get any awards from them soon.  It’s a shame Tony La Russa hoodwinked Mr. Albert Pujols into participating in an event hosted by a man who profits by playing folks against each other.  I guess it will have to be a lesson learned for Mr. Albert Pujols.”

I should be surprised at the viciousness and pettiness of this article, but unfortunately I’m not.  It’s precisely what I expected.  And if baseball fans and Latinos are ANGRY at Albert for accepting recognition from Glenn Beck for his acts of charity, they are the lowest of low.  The creepiest of creeps.  The poster children for hate.  There is no way around that.

GAWD.

UPDATE: Here’s Albert talking about his participation:

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