ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Written by Mockarena // November 14, 2011 // The Makeover And/Or Miscellaneous // 25 Comments
According to this, a recent study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine says that having sex with animals could be bad for you.
I know. Your entire life has just been turned upside down now, hasn’t it.
Amazingly, a study had to be done to report this news, because there are people out there who apparently prefer having sex with animals instead of other humans. And even more amazing, is that there are entire organizations out there who exist solely to PROMOTE zoophilia. In fact, in a cached version of the story, (not sure why HuffPo has scrubbed it since) the group EFA is mentioned, which stands for Equality for All. If you have the stomach for it, you can check it out here.
Anyway, EFA member Sallie Graves told HuffPo that the results of the study simply prove that people should wear condoms when they’re having sex with animals. Because, you know, the having sex with animals part is totally fine. She said, “Expecting people who truly love animals to give up their sexuality and nature just because of some physical dangers would be as absurd as expecting gays to become straight because of AIDS. They might become more cautious … but they wouldn’t change their nature. A true zoophile can’t change their attraction and love just because of a higher or lower infection risk.”
See – they can’t HELP it, you guys. This is simply an expression of love for animals. Therefore, EFA would like to mainstream and normalize it. EFA, Graves says, sees inter-species sex as “benign” and they do not believe it is animal abuse. Her logic is obviously based on personal experience, as she reports, “How in the world can I be abusing my dog if I get on my hands and knees and he licks and humps me without me even having to ask for it?”
HOLY MOTHER OF INSANITY.
PS. I found it interesting that Equality For All endorsed Obama in the last election. FYI.
25 Comments on "ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: BREAKING NEWS!!!"
SICK!
Um…… Ew! Are we really supposed to take these nutbags seriously? And doesn’t this go against PETA and other “animal rights” organizations who back leftist candidates? This whole being a wacky liberal thing is so confusing!
Why can’t these idiots acknowledge that people like this are mentally sick. It is not a preference, it is a sign of a screwed up brain. It IS NOT normal. There are pedophiles, necrophiliacs, zoophiles, people having sex with inanimate objects, etc. They’re all f-ed up. The brain is out of order. Making this out to be some kind of preference is B.S. They are freaking nuts and shouldn’t be walking around freely.
I was just thinking to myself in the car that the world is screwed up so much it can’t get much worse. I WAS WRONG!
“How in the world can I be abusing my dog if I get on my hands and knees and he licks and humps me without me even having to ask for it?”
Sounds a little bit like the way they passed the health care bill.
Oh, and yes, this is way outside the realm of disgusting.
Dogs like to lick garbage and poop. Maybe she should take a bath.
Yes, it it disgusting but some of the comments here are hilarious!
You know it is rumored that is how one of Britains Queen’s died….a horse fell on her….
Are you my daaaaaaaaaaady?
Has any health and human services official put peta under suicide watch? I hear they LOVE animals.
Why do I hear Mr. Mackie’s voice reading that report? “Sex with animals is bad….m’kay?”
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She didn’t really say that – did she?
Does she have children? Can the animal be removed from her sick home?
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Common Bob there is nothing wrong with having sex with an inanimate objects. Even Al Gore needs love too.
Excuse me while I go vomit.
Was eating breakfast. No appetite. Feel ill. Thanks.
wow. i just found a way to not gain any weight this holiday season….thanks chicks!
but on a sidenote, it is bad for you- i mean, what with people pointing and laughing and damaging your precious, delicate self esteem because you can’t get it on with members of your own species…or when animals decide “no means no” and enforce it tooth and nail….
Ok, I wish I had read this BEFORE I ate lunch. Off to find some Pepto Bismol…
Reminds me of the man in love with a sheep wearing hose and a garter belt in Woody Allens “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)”
Oh, and the BJ scene where Allen plays the lead sperm.
Sex is such an individual thingy…;-)
Anyone want to try to think back to how having sex with members of the same gender was viewed? I think the same feelings were evoked – except in those who either supported it or were okay with it. And slowly, more and more people either willingly began to support “same gender intimacy” or were browbeaten into it (in the case of politicians and entertainers). Now not only is that tolerated, in some circles homosexuality is considered better than heterosexuality.
We see the issue with the Penn State coach. Notice how many people were involved in (especially if young boys were being pimped out). How bad is child pornography? How many children and family members are involved? Yet for those who think it is sick, will we/they start being called “pedophobes” in a few years? After all, weren’t people who like having sex with children born that way? Don’t they have the right to think that way? Who are we to “judge”??
When people complain about conservatives being too concerened with social issues, many don’t realize that social issues/views are actually involved in almost everything (how many of the problems we have with government are the result of the government getting involved in social issues – housing crises, a war on poverty that failed after spending billions of dollars, etc.). What will this country be like in 15 years??
Like a toboggan down a hill covered in fresh snow, we’re sliding ever faster down the slippery slope of moral relativism. Good times!
Hey I am Scottish…you just killed my Saturday night!
Omg…
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Please God help me unread that!!!
How does one go about bleaching their brain… anyone know?
PS. I found it interesting that Equality For All endorsed Obama in the last election. FYI.
Well, that explains the First Wookie, doesn’t it?
Geez people, animals need love too, lmfao. I saw a guy on a talk show that married his horse and admitted to having sex with it on a regular basis. He was actually tongue kissing the thing on national TV. Gross and unnatural!
Animal sex is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad for you !!!!!!!!
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase; “I’m going to the petting zoo.”