Deep Thoughts By Ashley Judd
Written by Mockarena // August 5, 2010 // Weeps And Glees // 20 Comments
I’ve been warning clever and competent readers here and alert and astute mockdockers over at The Mock Dock for some time that Ashley Judd is going to run for office. And according to this, it turns out that unfortunately, I’m right.
She says, in her obnoxiously pretentious way, “It’s a possibility that I could run for office some day. I mean the Kennedy School is certainly the ultimate formal power factory and I would consider myself reasonably well trained at this point because they (lecturers) are certainly fastidious and serious about imparting certain skills. But I’m not sure, at this time; it’s the best use of me. I like my life being grass roots and spending time with people who are disempowered and being entrusted with their narrative and taking it to governments and heads of state and people who influence policy in the media. I love that.”
She couldn’t have just said, “I might run in the future, but am enjoying what I’m doing now” and left it at that? She had to talk fastidiousness and the imparting of certain skills and disempowerment and entrusting? GAWD.
And in the same radio interview, which will apparently be aired later this month, she compares herself to Catherine the Great, by SAYING that she’s not comparing herself to Catherine the Great. She responded to the recent incident of miners fighting back using an old nude cover photo of her by saying, “It’s as old as the social construction of gender; let’s sexualize a woman to discredit her. I’m not comparing myself to Catherine the Great, but the political cartoons in Western Europe showed her with her skirt hitched up.”
Allow me to point out the obvious difference, Ashley, you hypocritical snot. Cartoons are DRAWINGS. So while cartoonists in Western Europe may have attempted to sexualize Catherine the Great by DRAWING her with her skirt hitched up, your opponents grabbed one of the many already “sexualized” PHOTOS you’ve had taken of yourself for their billboard. Here’s a piece of unsolicited advice. If you don’t take kindly to being “sexualized,” you may want to reconsider having nude photos of yourself, or photos in freaking LINGERIE (can’t imagine why THAT would be considered sexy) on the cover of magazines, particularly mens’ magazines. Just a suggestion.
And so concludes my Thursday morning Ashley rant.
20 Comments on "Deep Thoughts By Ashley Judd"
you’re the best, Mock. Ashley is an idiot.
I want to run against her. Seriously. That would give me great pleasure.
Mock? We need to start taking donations for my campaign. I’m not kidding.
Thesaurus-clinging little troll…
Oh, and Ashley? I studied at Harvard for a semester. Big freakin’ deal. It’s overblown, overrated and overpriced. Just sayin.
“Thesaurus-clinging troll” – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
LOVE.
Hey Ashley ! There’s a great putt putt golf course down in Gatlinburg , TN called ” Hillbilly Golf ” . The course is packed with Hillbilly golfers from open to close !
Thanks for the links. I enjoyed her in the little red outfit.
But she does need to shut the heck up. Less talkee. More workee…!!
Just remember, for every heavily photoshopped, airbrushed photo of her, there is also one of these:
[img]http://chicksontheright.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2010-06-10 20 47 42.png[/img]
OMG, what is the matter with this moron? Does she listen to herself…ever…? She is a laughingstock poster.
Why wouldn’t she run. It’s been proven that you can even be elected President with absolutely no qualifications or experience while having a hatred for everything that made America great. Just make a bunch of promises to ignorant people.
I’m going to the catty corner. She’s not really pretty or sexy for that matter. She has an okay body and is good at flaunting it for all the world to see post airbrushing. She has little intelligence or political knowledge and proves that every time she opens her mouth. Perhaps politics is a suitable vocation for her. She doesn’t sound much different than what we already have.
so then i guess dario just is not enough for her, huh?
that or maybe he told her that she ‘needs to get out there and
do something’ just so he can get away from her!
Just what this country needs, another brain dead elitist in DC.
Daisy where do I donate?
Someone needs to let some of the air out of her head. It’s WAAAAAAY over-inflated.
I DO agree with Ass-ley on one point. She says a woman has a right to do what ever she wants with her own body.
I couldn’t agree more. If she wants to rip her own arms and legs off, and stick a metal probe in her brains, she does indeed have every right to. I do not believe though, that she has the right to do it to another human being.
Me-thinks she is an ass of the grandest variety.
LOL! She would fit in well with all the other DUDD’s folks elect to run this country!
So why not start a boycott of whatever make up line she is advertizing. Obviously in the photos above, she could have use more.
Next week climbers will be making an attempt on the worlds highest peak, Ashley Judds ego. ” best use of me”, more ham then a years hormel production
She’d have better luck if she ran for office as “Mrs. Dario Franchitti” than as Ashley Judd. Someone should dig up a photo of her standing on pit road, in the pouring down rain with a dress stuck to her midsection (they were perky!) and no shoes on at the 2007 Indy 500 when her husband Dario won.
Again, I see why Wynonna drinks and over eats. Can you imagine growing up with a “perfect” sister or so she thinks.
Daisy you have my vote and I will work the call center too!:)
I saw the title of this post and thought….
“I BET NOT!!”