Ashley Judd’s Carbon Footprint

Written by  //  May 5, 2010  //  The Makeover And/Or Miscellaneous  //  17 Comments

If you know me, or you’ve been a visitor to my other site (and more specifically this particular category on that site), then you know that I loathe Ashley Judd with the fury of a billion suns.

BEHOLD: her red carpet interview from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, in which she uses words like “ameliorate” and talks about her personal efforts to leave a small carbon footprint.

It all sounds good, coming from a starlet whose head is being attacked by a large flower arrangement. But here’s the problem. Her husband, who is a racecar driver, a sport known worldwide for its itty bitty carbon footprint (snort) owns a helicopter and probably around a dozen sports cars. In fact, next to their castle in Scotland, they built a giant stacking garage in which to house all of his cars, up to 20 even! And Dario apparently is interested in buying his own jet, too, so he can spend more weekends with his eco-conscious wife.

So thanks for carpooling, Ashley. Good job.

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17 Comments on "Ashley Judd’s Carbon Footprint"

  1. Kimberly May 5, 2010 at 9:16 am ·

    HAHAHAHA
    Oh, Mock must be loving this one!

  2. DahktaD May 5, 2010 at 9:22 am ·

    Not much of a surprise…another hypocrite hollywood left celib…don’t do as I do. Such BS!

  3. rightbikerchick May 5, 2010 at 9:53 am ·

    Man, she was pretty patronizing too. She comes here to Lexington, Kentucky to watch the UK games a lot. I bet she rides her bike from Scotland! I LOVE the reference to the flower arrangement. TOO funny!

  4. Arkangel May 5, 2010 at 10:05 am ·

    Hmmm. So Ashley, to ‘shrink the size of her carbon footprint’ now carpools (o.k., so you can fit a LOT of people in a limo folks), and takes ‘direct flights instead of, oh well…’. I haven’t been on an airplane since 2003. I’m as conservative as it gets, and global warming is a total scam and complete BS, but I guarantee that my personal ‘carbon footprint’ (snerk) is not nearly a fraction of the size of Ashley Judd’s. Other posters are right. She just needs to focus on acting and being a barbie doll, and shut her jimmy holster.

  5. SU Z Q May 5, 2010 at 10:54 am ·

    At least she doesn’t kill wolves, and is for getting rid of those pesky babies.. Rock on Ash!!

  6. Fionacat May 5, 2010 at 11:26 am ·

    Couple of things to ponder:
    1) Why do Hollyweird ditzes get called to “testify” before Congressional committees?
    2) Carpooling? Give me a break!
    3) Gee, I wonder how hubby gets his cars to and from their “little house” in Scotland?
    4) And just how energy-efficient is a castle in Scotland? Must be fun trying to heat that in the winter.

  7. Laurel May 5, 2010 at 12:46 pm ·

    Way to go Ashley! Defecate in your own bed continually then proclaim how proud you are of it. Welcome to the land of has been’s.

  8. Daisy May 5, 2010 at 1:18 pm ·

    The Tooth Fairy. Umm….yeeaaaah. Next up? Celebrity Fit Club.

  9. majordawg May 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm ·

    She should stick to reading movie scripts and otherwise remain silent.

  10. mimi May 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm ·

    As a UK basketball fan I have to endure the closeup of our famous fan during the games. She is glaringly ignorant. Love this site even more now!!

  11. Mine Wife May 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm ·

    And you know it’s not like those hothouse orchids, what with their grow lights and all were the greenest choice for foilage to attack her head! Maybe she should have used some dandelions from her yard or something…just saying!

  12. SU Z Q May 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm ·

    Ashley Pudd is sure “knowed up” about the carbon credit, global warming, cap and trade stuff.. could she be an investor in the little scam?? she is having a hard time looking in the camera and seems to have a little script memorizing going on.

  13. WakeUp May 5, 2010 at 5:01 pm ·

    She’s a twit.

  14. Boston Joe May 5, 2010 at 5:15 pm ·

    Having a chauffeur drive you around is not car-pooling.

  15. Mine Wife May 5, 2010 at 6:13 pm ·

    Oh, Boston Joe…I spit out my soda on your last comment there! Awesome!

  16. Kate May 10, 2010 at 9:49 am ·

    “fisher-people”…what a douche

  17. shannon May 24, 2010 at 11:09 am ·

    ick. glad her career is in the toilet.

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