How To Light A Fire Under Bo’s Butt 101

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If you want good ol’ Bo to quit playing golf long enough to actually DO something, there are a few things that you can do to spark this go-getter mentality:

1. Say you’ve got a Chicago Olympic bid in your pocket.
2. Become David Letterman and ask him to come on your show.
3. Become Jay Leno and ask him to come on your show.
4. Drink some Kool-Aid, open your wallet and ask for change, please.
5. Become a “stupidly acting” white Boston cop and arrest a black Harvard professor.

I’m sure I’m missing a few, but the easiest way? Well, just crash his party.

It’s interesting to me how Obama can’t seem to make a decision about Afghanistan in less than 3 months, yet when someone crashes his precious State Dinner, he’s ON IT like Nancy Pelosi on a vial of Botox.

He’s asked for a “full review into how a Virginia couple managed to make their way into the White House for last week’s state dinner without an invitation, even getting so far as to meet the president in the official receiving line, according to a White House official.”

Huh. Wonder if that skill is transferable – you know, to something of actual SUBSTANCE like foreign policy.

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2 Responses to “How To Light A Fire Under Bo’s Butt 101”


  • Amazing how quickly he can act when HE feels threatened, but the rest of the country can apparently fend for themselves (Ft. Hood shooting anyone?!). I guess since he’s not in Afghanistan, it’s not all that important!

  • There is no lighting a fire under a petulant child’s butt. He got embarrassed here, so that ignited it…for the moment.

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