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Michelle Obama Needs A ShakeWeight

So, Mock and I are at lunch today with Luke Messer – a local guy who’s going to be running for Congress in 2010 (entry on that forthcoming). While we were driving back to our respective jobs, I got an email from a friend (also a clever and competent reader) who was letting me know that Chicago didn’t get the Olympic nod.

The title of the email was simply this: “IOC = Racist”

I knew immediately what was going to be in the email – that the wasted trip to Copenhagen (when he SHOULD have been spending his freakin’ time calling the General on the ground in Afghanistan or working on healthcare or trying to figure out what he can do to help the almost 10% unemployment rate in the country) was just that – a total and complete waste of time (and taxpayer money).

The body of the email was simply this: “Chicago eliminated for the 2016 Olympics. Michelle’s arms, Barack, and Oprah…not impressive.”

Here’s the Obama Network CNN freaking out about the news. Total disbelief. “An audible gasp….”

Lunch. Coming. Up.

I’m in agreement with my friend’s short commentary. It must be the arms, people. Michelle? It’s time to do some more tricep kickbacks, it seems. Your guns are becoming yesterday’s news. Perhaps a ShakeWeight will do the trick. I’m sure Mock will be glad to send you hers.

Aaaaand, now that this whole Olympic thing is behind us, CAN WE GET SOME ACTUAL WORK DONE IN THIS COUNTRY? Thanks.

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12 Responses to “Michelle Obama Needs A ShakeWeight”


  • why is he so surprised that chicago is out? chicago is gross! he was surprised that madrid is still in. lol unfortunately, we’re not going to get any work done here because obama’s bad ideas either don’t pass or when they do they fail miserably.

  • Chicago is out?? Chicago is out?!?! No matter how many times you say it fella, it won’t change. Not only is Chicago out, it got the LEAST amount of votes. I am really loving that, FOR ONCE, the celebrity of BO and Oprah didn’t get them anywhere!

  • Love, Love, Love! Oh and chicago, whether you realize it or not the IOC just did you a huge favor.

  • Yeah, while I am sad that Chicago didn’t get it (Let’s be honest, that influx of cash would have done some good in the Northern part of Indiana)… I can’t say I am all that surprised.

  • Damn. This means President Newsom is going to try to put the 2024 Olympics here in San Francisco. Gag.

  • IOC = RACISTS

    I could not be more pleased by the failure of Obama’s narcissistic adventure. Everything is about him, and the world is laughing; I would be laughing too if it was not so serious – our country is suffering a damage that will be hard to reverse, assuming there’s no Reichstag moment and a glorious revolution by the radical left. The elements are being put in place, including the shadow government accountable to no one. It is difficult not to be alarmed.

  • I just saw a story about the Olympics on Fox, and of course some fool from Chicago decided that the reason why Rio got the Olympics was because Obama hasn’t had enough to turn people’s bad opinions about the US around yet. In other words, it’s Bush’s fault.

  • That fool was none other than Roland Burris! I’m waiting for video. Just saw it on Fox, but would love to post it once it’s on youtube! :)

  • Oh, if only Obama could have snuck ACORN into the IOC to stuff the ballot box!
    Oh, cruel, cruel fate!!

  • ACORN? Stuffing ballot boxes? Those pikers would seem like Keystone Kops going up against the folks in Europe who invented intrigue and know just how to deal with incompetent and corrupt scum.

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